Game:Zork/Underworld1

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You go over there and find that Over There is the Arch Duke of the Wizzards. He summons, with use of a Pokémon card, all the Grues in existance. You are DoOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!


> Pray to God


A Lot of good that will do. Suddenly the hand of God Himself swoops down and kills all the Grues and the Arch Duke of the Wizzards. All the Grues are dead! You're Finally Safe!!! Ok I was wrong, so what.


> Cut Footloose


The Hand of God seeing your arrogance smashes you into oblivion. But at least you weren't eaten by a Grue! You are DoOMED, Told ya so!



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.