Game:Zork/Underworld1

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You go over there and find that Over There is the Arch Duke of the Wizzards. He summons, with use of a Pokémon card, all the Grues in existance. You are DoOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!


> Pray to God


A Lot of good that will do. Suddenly the hand of God Himself swoops down and kills all the Grues and the Arch Duke of the Wizzards. All the Grues are dead! You're Finally Safe!!! Ok I was wrong, so what.


> Cut Footloose


The Hand of God seeing your arrogance smashes you into oblivion. But at least you weren't eaten by a Grue! You are DoOMED, Told ya so!


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.