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Game:Zork/Tetris

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Congratulations. You have successfully fused Zork and Tetris together.
> Wait, what the @$#&*^/ ? I was trying to...Oh, just forget it.

You are standing on a platform at the bottom of a very high shaft.

There is a tetromino falling down from the top of the shaft. It appears to be falling slower than the laws of physics would usually find comfortable.