Game:Zork/Tetrissuicide

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The tetromino resumes normal physics and begins to fall directly on top of you. As it falls closer, you realize it is really huge.
> Run like hell

You try to run, but the tetromino just follows you. It crushes you underneath its giant tetrominess.
> "Tetrominess"?

You know what? I would kill you if you weren't already dying.

*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)