Game:Zork/Somewhere/Hungry

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> Die of starvation


You actually want to do that? You could've just eaten your shoes, or something. Oh well.

Eat the shoe!


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)