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 Jordanhill Railway station Score: 25 Moves: 17

> Round-house kick it Norris style.

You decide to take a stand in this dark grey railway station. You figure that the only way to defeat this Grue is to call upon the power of Chuck Norris himself. You are then suddenly blessed with 'Norris Stone.' You pray upon the stone, and got the mighty ability to roundhouse kick. But you figure something, roundhouse kicking it might not be too smart...

> inv

You have your clothes, your knife (still covered in blood) , most likely your gum, and Norris Stone.