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Game:Zork/File 4

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 Grue Room Score: ? Moves: ?


Wow, you are such a suicidal maniac. Loading somebody else's save doesn't work on Zork, punk-ass cheater.

For that, a spider that was sitting in the corner turns into Chuck Norris and whacks the living daylights out of you with a banknote.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zor - oh, wait. You Haven't Died. That's odd. What would you like to do Whilst still Alive?


> Look


The Room is very Non-descript. There is a Bright Green Door in front of you, and a Table behind you. Items of Interest are Available in this room, so It is Advised to Search

Before Leaving.

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