Game:Zork/CATS2

Zork

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Doom, Take 2	Score: Doomed	Moves: Doomed
> Press Red Button....again *flicker flicker flicker* "skkzzzz....is anyone out there? Come in, over." "Sector D is now at Code Orange Alpha. Evacuation capsules are standing by, over." "What is happening?" "We don't know. Apparently, civilization is being destroyed as we speak and an idiot fucking around with a text game is blamed, over." "Roger that, Sector D. You see said idiot, be sure to shoot him on sight." "Will execute order with a vengeance, control. Sector D out." "About the next worse thing that could happen is if this rotting carcass of a planet blew up, eh? Control out." Press red button again and Earth. Will. Fucking. Blow. Up. End your miserable folly of an existence, doing universal civilization a wonderful favour and absolutely making my day