Game:Zork/die

Zork

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Kill Yourself	Score: 0	Moves: 3
You pull out the knife you should have gotten in the kitchen had you played the actual game, and stab the yourself 4 times. The yourself dies. You see the corpse of a yourself lying here. > Loot Corpse I don't know what "Corpse" means. > Loot corpse What kind of corpse would you like to loot? > I'm hungry. Eat yourself. You pull out a knife and fork and uncontrollably starting cutting and eating raw pieces of yourself. You eventually die when you attempt to eat your heart whole. > You ASSHOLE! *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit I wanted to eat the corpse of a yourself, you asshole!