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Score: 0
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Moves: 3
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You pull out the knife you should have gotten in the kitchen had you played the actual game, and stab the yourself 4 times. The yourself dies. You see the corpse of a yourself lying here.
> Loot Corpse
I don't know what "Corpse" means.
> Loot corpse
What kind of corpse would you like to loot?
> I'm hungry. Eat yourself.
You pull out a knife and fork and uncontrollably starting cutting and eating raw pieces of yourself. You eventually die when you attempt to eat your heart whole.
> You ASSHOLE!
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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