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| The Great Quest For The Magic Taco | Score: {{{2}}} | Moves: {{{3}}} |
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You run your hand alond the blade of a sword hanging from the wall. This causes the other weapons to shake and come off the wall and slice your face open. ***You Are Dead*** Would you like to restart, restore, or quit? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT) |
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