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The City
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The City
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Score: 12
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Moves: 98
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You open the door marked with a poorly carved grue. The cabin inside is small and quaint, quite comfortable really. But the surroundigs are familiar. It Couldn't be. You are in Hagrids Hut.
> Harry Potter?
Yes, indeed it is harry potter. And now by intruding his home, hagrid orders his dog to attack. It is gnawing on your leg. He reaches for his umbrella and gets ready to cast a spell. You pick up a loose wand laying on the ground.
> Inventory
You have two dollars, a wand, and a dog chewing and slobbering on your leg. What do you wish to do?
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