Game:SWZork/jumpwithoutparachute

Zork (Shareware Version)

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Idiot	Score: 0	Moves: 12	UNREGISTERED PLEASE BUY FULL VERSION NOW!
You have a sudden feeling to go skydiving, so, being the daredevil you are, you jump out of the plane. > Why did you call me a daredevil just for skydiving? Because, you just jumped out of a Jet that's miles into the sky, without a parachute, dumbass! > Shit You shit yourself in midair. > Stealing jokes from The Abyss, eh? Is that even important right now? Oh, and because you wasted your time saying that, you crashed head-first on the cracked pavement of San Jose. *** You Are Dead *** Would you like to Quit, or Register Zork? Quit REGISTER ZORK