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Zork (Shareware Version)
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Score: 32
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Moves: 11
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UNREGISTERED PLEASE BUY FULL VERSION NOW!
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> Bah, humbug
You greedily leave the store. Then, for no apparent reason, you fall into a trance. When you wake up, you see the ghost of Marley, the hobo you refused to give a single cent to. He tells you that he was crushed by a falling piano on his way out, and that you will be haunted by 3 ghosts, in addition to himself.
The first ghost is the Ghost of Christmas Past. He-
> Wait, today's Christmas?
Yes. It sure is, indeed. If you hadn't interrupted me, I could've told you that it was a Grue and you have a chance to escape. However, since you wasted your time interrupting me, you are eaten by the Grue.
- *** You're Scrooged ***
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