Game:Blue Screen of Death/start

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BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH—THE GAME—VER3
  • Run "BSOD.exe/newgame"

WARNING! A problem has been detected and Windows has locked to protect your system. The problem seems to be fatal. If you have been nice to Windows lately and you're feeling lucky, restart Windows. If this screen repeatedly occurs follow these steps:

Try making Windows dinner and be generally nice to it. Do NOT hit it. Feed it treats. Continue this for a week and then attempt to restart Windows. If done incorrectly the computer may go mad.

Select an option by clicking on it. If your pointer has frozen or is not responding to communication, try rebooting.

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