Frank Ocean

A sketch artists impression of ‘Frank Ocean’.

Frank Ocean is the name given to the most strange case of mass hysteria in human history. ‘Frank Ocean’ does not actually exist, and is just a popular example of the Mandela Effect. Believers claim that he is a musical genius, and has published groundbreaking albums such as ‘Brown’ and ‘Radio Green’. However, there is no physical proof that his music exists. Believers claim he produces a wonderful mix of Alternative R&B, Rap and Pop, however again these are just claims made by crazy people.

Brown

A believers impression of the ‘Brown’ album cover.

According to believers in ‘Frank Ocean’, he released a critically acclaimed album in 2016 named Brown. The album allegedly begins with the hard-metal track ‘Adidas’, before leading into ‘Blue + Black’, a ska track featuring Vanilla Ice. The album then allegedly transitions into a track about successful love and romance called ‘Other Jurisdiction’, then into a country balled named ‘Days’, that allegedly has no beat switch whatsoever. The album is interjected by the skit ‘Twitter Story’, finishing with ‘Yellow Lamborghini’ and ‘Pastura Prison’. Of course, this is all from the minds of mentally sick people who believe in a man that simply does not exist.

Radio Green

The alleged album cover of ‘Radio Green’.

‘Radio Green’ is allegedly Frank Oceans debut album, which won him a Grammy for Urban Contemporary Album of the Year, despite no one remembering it except deluded fans and believers of this ‘Frank Ocean’. It begins, according to these crazies, with the song ‘Ending’. Pretty stupid. The album continues with the song ‘Sour Death’, a Glitch-Hop-Dubstep track featuring Dolly Parton. Then comes ‘Really Broke Kids’, featuring Earl Sweatshirt (he can travel the multiverse), and ‘Monoliths’, a 30 second ambient-metal track. The album continues with the tracks ‘Found’, ‘Good Atheism’, and ‘Green Atoms’.

Normal Past

‘Normal Past’ is the group of artists that crazed ‘Frank Ocean’ believers claim he belonged too early in his career, along with ‘Greg, the Destroyer’ and ‘Earl Sweatshirt’. Some similarities have been drawn to the rap group in our universe, ‘Odd Future’, which is led by Tyler, The Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, and Barry Sanddune.

A real picture of ‘Odd Future’.

Barry Sanddune

Barry Sanddune, our universe’s prominent country starboy.

Some scientists believe that the fictional account of ‘Frank Ocean’ is actually the result of delusional individuals hearing a song by our universes beloved country singer, Barry Sanddune, and transporting to an alternate reality where this ‘Frank Ocean’ exists. Believers in Mr. Ocean deny this claim and sing his songs such as ‘Priests’ and ‘Found’ fondly.

Peter

A ‘Frank Ocean’ believers chain they claim they took back from the multiverse.

‘Peter’, believers claim, is the fictional ‘Frank Oceans’ line of jewellery. Named after famous cartoon character, Peter Griffin, delusional folk claim that the line includes *cough* PENIS RINGS… featuring Peter Griffins face. How this hasn’t been deemed a mental illness by clinicians I don’t know. Believers also claim that famed rapper Drake is a big fan of the brand, which psychologists don’t discredit as they understand that he is incredibly corny in his tastes.

Coachella 2023

Some claim that they witnessed Frank Ocean perform a lacklustre performance at Coachella 2023, however upon confrontation from lawyers and keen businessmen this rumour has been put to bed. Frank Ocean did not perform at Coachella in 2023, and anyone who says he did is liable to legal consequence.