Forum:You know, my penis is so big

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That the movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and MY PENIS! --Roman Dog Bird 00:19, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

And then you do that movie-theater-popcorn-penis-trick with your lady friend, and it's like, hey, it's my penis, concealed in this my penis sized popcorn. Or something like that. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:27, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
shouldn't the size order be the other way around LOL oh lol --nldr 12:11, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
I'll bet your penis isn't NEARLY as large as this thread's penis. I didn't say it might be smaller than MY penis, just the thread's penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 16:34, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
YOU SPAMMING THAT, sorry caps lock, that forum is getting on the nerves of ma genitalia. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 10:57,18March,2010
Speaking of which, my balls were itching like crazy last night! It turns out that I have a bug bite on my balls. Well, not really directly on the balls. It's actually like right beside the ballsack. PLEASE come here. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 16:31, March 18, 2010 (UTC)