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I nearly pissed myself laughing. PROTIP: Read the reviews. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:10, 22 May

Oh god that's brilliant. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:16, May 22

“Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”

~ Socky's dad

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:30, 22 May

Amazon is a lie. That so-called comedy site keeps bugging me to buy crap. I hope Uncyclopedia never goes down that route. --Concernedresident 15:32, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Shitt we should feature this. I mean have we ever featured off site material before? Is it allowed? It's so awsome - I want one. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:41 22 May 2009
An UnNews showing the true tragedy behind the the people buying these things? There must be plenty of people buying them, yet still struggling to find someone who'll share their trailer and NASCAR season ticket. --Concernedresident 15:44, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Yup, me and my father got this tattooed on our chests. It's a father-son tradition sort of thing. I bear the cold better than him though, so I usually don't wear any clothes. Well pants, occasionally. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:58, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Liar, you don't own any pants. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:05, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Here's another one.

[1] Not as epic as Wolf Shirt IMO, but still great. Maybe we should start recruiting Amazon reviewers for Uncyc... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:07, 22 May

We're in the wrong business

Seems that those reviews caused a surge in demand for those classy t-shirts. Joke review boosts T-shirt sales --Concernedresident 16:12, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Amazon's senior manager of community content, Russell Dicker, said the T-shirt was currently the top selling item in their clothing store.

“The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt recently moved up 2,300% in sales rank, we are grateful that our reviewers are so passionate.”

~ Russell Dicker, Amazon's senior manager of community content

LOL -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:20, 22 May

Somebody ought to make an UnNews out of that. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:26, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
How could anyone improve on the perfection that is Three Wolf Shirt? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:30, 22 May

“I am not saying that you may experience something such as the dead coming back to life if you buy this shirt, but it was definitely a bonus for me. Plus, the shipping was reasonable.”

~ Teh Internet

I mean, come on! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:00, 22 May

I am humbled by that comment. Seriously, this must be how Steven Seagal feels when he meets real actors. --Concernedresident 23:08, 22 May 2009 (UTC)