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Forum:Update on updates
OK, so Dynamic Page List (and so the main page of UnNews) is mostly fixed. You'll find that <DPL> will work, but <DynamicPageList> won't work. The fix for this has been written.... for MediaWiki 1.10
So when, I hear you ask, will Uncyclopedia be on 1.10? The best answer I have is "shortly", the second best is "as soon as possible". The reason we are delaying is Wookieepedia. That's a similar sized wiki, which we updated a little while ago and hasn't been the same since. Some of that has been due to some user-created js. but more of it is currently unexplained. We are reluctant to upgrade Uncyclopedia while we don't know what's wrong with the upgraded Wookieepedia. So all I can say for the moment is: it is being worked on, and: sorry! -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 13:50, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'm so glad we're not the guinea pig wiki. It's cause we're important. —Braydie 18:30, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'll get to the whole glad about not being a guinea pig thing once I get over being stunned that there's a Wookiepedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:26, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'm more glad about not being a wookie. I have enough trouble with the leg-shaving as it is. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
- But you'd get that cool bowcaster. So, it's a tradeoff, really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:55, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'm more glad about not being a wookie. I have enough trouble with the leg-shaving as it is. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'll get to the whole glad about not being a guinea pig thing once I get over being stunned that there's a Wookiepedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:26, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
So this "shortly" of which you speak...does it mean long-ly? Because if so, I must prepare adequately. And by that, I don't know what I mean.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:55, 21 June 2007 (UTC)