Forum:Uncyclopedia heading towards a dangerous level of intelligence
We should be worried!
Recently, I have noticed some intelligent articles on the site. What the hell does this mean? Subversive intelligent wimps obviously have decided to make this the playing ground of some emo-oriented wimpy wimp site, with nothing but kissy-smoochy-PUKEY articles with bloody WIT!! Some people simply cannot understand what Uncyclopedia should be about! I have been here since September, 2008, so I fucking know! Mend your ways or burn in hell, you un-dumb smart-arse professor laureate bastards!! -- Style 
Guide 09:49, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
Nothing to worry about
If Uncyclopedia is getting more intelligent and developing a consciousness of its own, there's nothing to worry about. Uncyclopedia, by the beauty and wisdom of Sophia, will only bring good to the world. Even if Uncyclopedia would destroy humanity, it would be for the greater good, we have nothing to fear. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:56, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
YES THERE IS!
Above, you see the kind of a subversive comment I mean! This person obviously has an IQ of his (or her) own! More titty, less witty! Think like I do or repent, repent, repeat: repent! After that, think like I do! -- Style Guide 10:14, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
- I'll say! If further proof was even needed, just get a load of that! He (or she) posts an image of a chick wagging a finger at me, without tits showing! That's a typical weepy professor act! Smarty-farty! People, I implore you: please act swiftly and dumb down before this place turns into Athens, 500BC! -- Style
Guide 10:31, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
You want more titty
Then that's what you get. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:22, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
- Now that's better - maybe there still is some hope. I hope we can keep the intelligence level below a certain norm. Whew - I can still feel my heart going like a fucking Geiger counter inside a plutonium mine. My brain almost started working already. -- Style Guide 10:34, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
