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btw 4 chan thinks your all newfags Just a thought. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:47, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

-950 days. Which, coincidentally, is about how long Uncyc has existed. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 23:00, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Don't you know? We're the worst. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 23:00, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
You mean ascend? Spang talk 23:22, 17 Feb 2009
Actually, I think he means "acend." - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:24, Feb 18

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As a side note, I believe the drop in our alexia rating is due to the site being counted as part of wikia now by alexia and google for page views. --Mnb'z 04:52, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Better question:

How long 'til AAA learns how to spell descend? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:08, Feb 17

Ehh, I'm guessing about 1/2 a year-three and a half. S-984 23:19, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Why is that graph upside down? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:21, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Have you tried turning the monitor the other way up? Spang talk 09:51, 18 Feb 2009
¿dn ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɹoʇıuoɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıuɹnʇ pǝıɹʇ noʎ ǝʌɐH Spang talk 09:53, 18 Feb 2009

How long exactly?

It will take 5 years, 10 months, 39 minutes and 23 seconds for Uncyclopedia to become like 4chan. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:17, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

That's how long until Dakota Fanning is legal, too. Gay4.gifGay5.gifHeck no techno|talkGay5.gifGay4.gif 22:23, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh come on now.

We already have. -- \o/ 16:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

NEVER!

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:25, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

I actually

Spend more time on 4chan than on here now, this is my first login here for fuck knows how long. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 19, 22:35

That sounds like a personal problem to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:03, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm saving Unmcyc 'cause the potato needs me! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:57, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

What

is 4chan? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:35, 20 Feb

For someone who created the Super Secret Girlie Page, this is somewhat surprising. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:49, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
What's a girl? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:16, 20 Feb
I like listening to Coldplay, but I only like listening to Coldplay on Wednesdays. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:03, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
Huh? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:14, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps

...perhaps our sudden drop in rank has something to do with the whole domain name thing. Just a thought. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:55, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. My point was that even before wikia started being dicks over the domain name, our page rank was/is a lot lower than 4chan's. Spang talk 04:16, 22 Feb 2009
Don't you mean higher? Judging from the graph, we are getting better. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 05:25, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Which graph are you looking at? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:49, Feb 22
Look at the numbers on the left side of the graph above. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:07, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Um. The graph states that 4chan is in the top 1,000. And that Uncyc dropped from the 10,000s to some 100,000 odd rank. Learn how to rank properly, guys. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:54, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
No. Uncyc was in the top 10,000. Now it's in the top 100,000. That's an improvement. If this keeps up, we'll be in the top million. Million! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Surely you mean "lrn2rank, fgt"? Also, I think AAA is a pretty cool guy, eh creates forum topics and doesn't afraid of anything. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Can you believe Hreidarrsson wasn't credited with that goal? I mean, oh my god, SO not an own goal. Fuck the ref's incompetence, I was dismayed by the "own goal" ruling. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:02, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
(indent) I'm just glad we managed to get a point out of the whole messy affair. Also, that was never a penalty, it came off Johnson's shoulder. Stupid refs. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 12:05, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

To answer AAA!!!

We will descend to 4chan's level in exactly 5 months ago. --J-Shea 23:39, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

What the hell?

Uncyclopedia's traffic matched that of 4chan back in August for a day? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 23:43, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia should become like 4Chan. Infact, I voted for feature of that article a while ago. And I discovered how (answers below). Right now, I'm working on Uncyclopedia Dramatica, which is a combination of ED and Uncyclopedia.

ANSWER: Have double standards! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 08:11, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

lolAnswer

6 months ago, 4chan descended to OUR standards. :O - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 20:42, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Descend to the rank of 4chan?

Do you seriously think there remains the slightest chance of us affecting this outcome? We did it 35 minutes ago. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 03:00, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

I lolled. I am such a nerd. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:51, 6 Mar

4 chan wins

666 is the number of people on /b/ cooler than you noot noot fags

You must /b/ new here. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:39, Mar 6
Well you ain't one of them , you rules-1-and-2-breaking-motherfucker. lrn2internet, and lrn2anonymous, faggot. Fail troll is fail. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 08:01, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
I just had a changasm. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:45, Mar 6
Actually, that's my girl friend
who is made of computer screens. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 08:16, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

4 chan wins loses

4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica are the same: all pieces of sh*t. 4chan is too violent/gay, and ED is too violent/fucking scary. Hell no, Uncyclopedia rules. S-984 23:18, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

I don't have a template for this "Channel 4" thing, but...

I'm going to post this pic everytime I see ED mentioned in the forums. It's a nice pic of my Pa'. *sniff*, I miss Pa'. Went out for smokes and never came back, he did. Plus, since headers don't appear to be length-limited, I can just ramble on about whatever comes to mind. Which is nice. The rambling, I mean...

"Hola, me llamo ED. Oí que usted me buscaba."

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:06, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Wow, you still do that? Dedication, man. Fo' serious. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 20:31, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
And I'm going to follow it up with this picture because, come on. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:40, 7 Mar