Forum:REVOLUTION!
I, THE MOST USELESS PERSON ON UNCYCLOPEDIA, HAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO STATE: BENSONIST REVOLUTION IS NIGH. THIS REVOLUTION WILL NO DOUBTABLY BE COMMUNIST. (NO DUH). HOWEVER, THIS REVOLUTION WILL NOT TAKE PLACE IN RUSSIA, CHINA, TOM MAYFAIR'S USERPAGE, OR ANY OTHER USUAL PLACE LIKE THAT. THIS REVOLUTION SHALL BE STRICTLY UNCYCLOPEDIC. IN THIS SENSE, IT WILL BE ENTIRELY ON UNCYCLOPEDIA. WE MUST GET RID OF THE CURRENT DICTATORSHIP OF CHRONARION, WHO HASN'T DONE AN EDIT IN THE LAST YEAR. WHAT WILL TAKE PLACE INSTEAD, IS A COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY, WHERE WE WILL VOTE EVERY NOW AND THEN FOR THE RULER OF UNCYCLOPEDIA (WHO WILL UNDOUBTABLY BE BENSON). DESTROY THE FASCIST BEAST!!! YOU ARE EITHER FOR OR AGAINST ME IN THIS WAR OR LIBERATION. JOIN ME, AND WE CAN LIVE IN A BENSONIST SOCIETY, WHERE WE ARE ALL EQUAL (EXCEPT FOR BENSON, OF COURSE), AND WE WILL HAVE DESTROYED THE BARBARIC DICTATORSHIP WHICH PLAUGES A SOCIETY WITH POTENTIAL. YOU ARE EITHER WITH OR AGAINST ME.
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21:05, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
I agree. That you are the most useless person on Uncyclopedia. :-P -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:36, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
- I'm against you, in a Communist society I'd have to do minor labor and stuff. And thanks Strange/Untrue, I feel much better now. Mr. Briggs Inc. 14:59, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
- ADDENDUMB isn't Communism anti-religion and thus anti-BENSON? Mr. Briggs Inc. 15:00, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
- No.-- 21:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- Ah yes, I distinctly remember some communist guy saying something about religion and masses of opium. So he must have been completely in favour of it. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:24, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- No.--
- ADDENDUMB isn't Communism anti-religion and thus anti-BENSON? Mr. Briggs Inc. 15:00, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
more on the subject of a revolution
IN YOUR DREAMS
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18:46, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
ZZZZ... rise up and... ZZZZZ... proletariat... ZZZZ... shackles of oppressive... ZZZZZ... [Snort] Whu?? -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:30, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
- I, meanwhile, have been awake for hours. SbU keeps stealing the comforter and mooshing me over to the edge of the bed. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:42, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
- /me knocks out Modus. That help any? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 01:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- No. Now I have a headache...and you're on my side of the bed. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Ha, you think you've got problems. Would it kill you guys to buy a new mattress? This one is sagging like a 50-year-old Basset hound, and it makes the space underneath the bed feel really cramped. --The Acceptable
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(Fnord) 07:04, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Ha, you think you've got problems. Would it kill you guys to buy a new mattress? This one is sagging like a 50-year-old Basset hound, and it makes the space underneath the bed feel really cramped. --The Acceptable
- Fine. Lord Fluffy shall move to SbU's side of the bed. Dost thou mindeth my intrusion, milady? Lord Fluffy promises that he will not molest thee [much], unlike some individuals in the room (*cough*Modus*cough*). --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
- No! You'll infect me with that nasty cough you have there! -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:05, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- I've been zinged! Nooo! /me hides under covers, touches Sbu inappropriately, giggles. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- Now, I'm sure that's not communism. They certainly don't have giggling in communism - that would be far too enjoyable. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:31, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- I've been zinged! Nooo! /me hides under covers, touches Sbu inappropriately, giggles. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- No! You'll infect me with that nasty cough you have there! -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:05, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- It's fine. It was just the plague, and I gave it to Modus over there, so I'm all better now. ACHOO! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- No. Now I have a headache...and you're on my side of the bed. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Hey - that's communism, baby. Either that, or I missed a few lectures at that point in the course. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:10, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- I cut pretty much the whole course. You can only listen to "Workers of the world...communist utopia...hey, let's have a pogrom...etc" for so long before you yearn for the cool logic of anarchy. Plus Stalin stole my moustache. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:22, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Frankly, I prefer drinking black coffee, smoking cigarettes, and making wry comments to actually adopting any particular revolutionary philosophy. It makes other people seem like overemotional idealists, and disguises the fact that I have no good ideas of my own. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 06:25, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- Frankly, I prefer drinking black coffee, smoking cigarettes, and making wry comments to actually adopting any particular revolutionary philosophy. It makes other people seem like overemotional idealists, and disguises the fact that I have no good ideas of my own. --The Acceptable
- I cut pretty much the whole course. You can only listen to "Workers of the world...communist utopia...hey, let's have a pogrom...etc" for so long before you yearn for the cool logic of anarchy. Plus Stalin stole my moustache. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:22, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- /me knocks out Modus. That help any? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 01:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
IT SEEMS THE POLL IS WINNING. TAKE THAT CHRON!!!