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Forum:No more spongebob
MY CABLE COMPANY IS GOING TO GET RID OF NICKELODEON IN 10 HOURS! -
Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
- 6 HOURS NOW -
Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
- Uhh...lucky you? - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:39, Dec 31
- What's so good about Nickelodeon anyways? The best cartoons are from the 1990s. -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
23:40, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
- WE ARE RIDERS. ON A MISSION. - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:45, Dec 31:
- THE BET CHANNEL WILL BE GONE TOO. -
Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
- I'm sorry, the correct answer was actually KIDS IN ACTION PLAY POSITION ROCKET POWER. - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:16, Jan 1
- I'm sorry, the correct answer was actually KIDS IN ACTION PLAY POSITION ROCKET POWER. - T.L.B.
- THE BET CHANNEL WILL BE GONE TOO. -
- WE ARE RIDERS. ON A MISSION. - T.L.B.
- What's so good about Nickelodeon anyways? The best cartoons are from the 1990s. -
- Uhh...lucky you? - T.L.B.
WHAT!? NO!!! DON'T TAKE MY SPONGEBOB AWAY! I NEED IT! IT IS WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH! IT IS WHAT GIVES MY LIFE MEANING!
Wait! What am I doing? I HATE SPONGEBOB!!! IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THE WORST THINGS EVER CONCEIVED! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:31, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
OH SHIT
SHIT SHIT GOOD BYE SPONGEBOB SHIT, IT'S GOING IN 3, 2, 1 ;_________; -
Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
- Wait shit it's still here...hmm... -
Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
- http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/viacom_time_warner_cable I guess my yelling was for nothing. Happy New Years everyone. -
Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
- I saw that coming from 100 miles away. :P -
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate
17:24, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
- I saw that coming from 100 miles away. :P -
- http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/viacom_time_warner_cable I guess my yelling was for nothing. Happy New Years everyone. -
Here's a throw-away UnNews idea for everyone
"Viacom threatens to nuke the pineapple under the sea. Spongebob fans soiled their squarepants." How's that? --The Colonel (talk) 07:44, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
The Mighty Beep! ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the rockest rock rock ruck EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE MESSY STINCKENBOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Animation 20:23, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Spongebob lives!
Just get a Hulu account for free and watch all of the SpongeBob reruns there. Cable TV is dead, Internet TV killed it. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:21, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
i liek spongebob
i liek spongebob --Timmy, 3 years old 19:59, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
- Dude, wait until you grow up. Then you can watch it while you're high, and you'll appreciate on a whole other level. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Changing the subject of this article
Or maybe not.
Sponge Bob SquarePants was deleted. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:26, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'm sure that SpongeBob SquarePants is all broken up about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, there was another article! Let's nom it on VFD! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:37, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- Guess what? Somebody actually nominated it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:36, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, there was another article! Let's nom it on VFD! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:37, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- See SpongePop ShitPants for the current version. I recovered it with someone's user page. Animation 03:09, 11 January 2009 (UTC)