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Forum:No more spongebob

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MY CABLE COMPANY IS GOING TO GET RID OF NICKELODEON IN 10 HOURS! -Bretthead.png

6 HOURS NOW -Bretthead.png
Uhh...lucky you? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:39, Dec 31
What's so good about Nickelodeon anyways? The best cartoons are from the 1990s. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 23:40, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
WE ARE RIDERS. ON A MISSION. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:45, Dec 31:
THE BET CHANNEL WILL BE GONE TOO. - Bretthead.png
I'm sorry, the correct answer was actually KIDS IN ACTION PLAY POSITION ROCKET POWER. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:16, Jan 1

WHAT!? NO!!! DON'T TAKE MY SPONGEBOB AWAY! I NEED IT! IT IS WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH! IT IS WHAT GIVES MY LIFE MEANING!
Wait! What am I doing? I HATE SPONGEBOB!!! IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THE WORST THINGS EVER CONCEIVED! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:31, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

2 HOURS LEFT ;__; - Bretthead.png

OH SHIT

SHIT SHIT GOOD BYE SPONGEBOB SHIT, IT'S GOING IN 3, 2, 1 ;_________; - Bretthead.png

Wait shit it's still here...hmm... - Bretthead.png
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/viacom_time_warner_cable I guess my yelling was for nothing. Happy New Years everyone. - Bretthead.png
I saw that coming from 100 miles away. :P - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 17:24, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Here's a throw-away UnNews idea for everyone

"Viacom threatens to nuke the pineapple under the sea. Spongebob fans soiled their squarepants." How's that? --The Colonel (talk) 07:44, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

The Mighty Beep! ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the rockest rock rock ruck EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE MESSY STINCKENBOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Animation 20:23, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Spongebob lives!

Just get a Hulu account for free and watch all of the SpongeBob reruns there. Cable TV is dead, Internet TV killed it. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:21, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

i liek spongebob

i liek spongebob --Timmy, 3 years old 19:59, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude, wait until you grow up. Then you can watch it while you're high, and you'll appreciate on a whole other level. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
I tried that once. Gave me a hangover. Yeah, it was kinda weird. VT 16:56, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
You know, I do that quite regularily. They show Spongebob late nights on MTV. I get stoned and watch Spongebob. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 23:11, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Changing the subject of this article

Or maybe not.

Sponge Bob SquarePants was deleted. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:26, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure that SpongeBob SquarePants is all broken up about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Wow, there was another article! Let's nom it on VFD! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:37, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Guess what? Somebody actually nominated it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:36, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Bastard. - Bretthead.png
See SpongePop ShitPants for the current version. I recovered it with someone's user page. Animation 03:09, 11 January 2009 (UTC)