Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)
This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Forum:New admin
I have enlisted the help of StarmanW as a 'deputy Admin' to assist in protecting this website. StarmanW is a Wikia regular and helps out elsewhere amongst the 'family' of wikis (known as the Fandom Wikia Clusterfuck).
Next month marks the 13th year this website was founded by Chronarion and Stillwaters, both who have now become Living Gods which is why you don't see them down here. Look forward to see old, new and plainly lost users in 2018. --
RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:33, December 30, 2017 (UTC)