Forum:New DYK's

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I know that DYK's are a low priority for Admin's but there are some really good submissions that should be added. I've been going to Uncyclopedia for a long time now and i see the same DYK's being switched out and in again. Below are a few i though were great.

• ...that old ladies take 10 sec showers because they don't remember how long they have been in there?
• ...that if you fall asleep to the Country Music Station you'll wake up racist?
• ...that eating a banana a day doubles your chances of blindness in later life?
• ...that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?

They really should be in the DYK archive along with other great ones. Mr.Plurples>Jesus 20:02, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

• Did you know? That after you've been here for a few days, you should be able to edit Did you know? and Did you know? II: Electric Boogaloo Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:41, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Did you know? ... that {{DYK}} is for random did you knows, while {{DidYouKnow}} is for did you knows relating to featured articles only? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:55, 01 May 2009
    • Did you know that I did, but did not remember? Remembering is for chumps. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:58, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
      • Did you know that some IP called you Modusopergay lol ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:04, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
        • Did you know that I know where you live?. Did you know that you need better locks? Did you know that the odour on your pillow came from my bum? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:11, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
          • Lolz modusopergay...its gold ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:22, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
            • AHAHAHAHAHA seriously? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:50, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
              • User created! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:57, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
                • AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA Yes seriously! Whats the password? I wanna bug Modus now =) ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 01:45, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
                  • Did you know that I'm really an FBI agent? User:HouseMDfan/sig2 03:39, 3 May 2009 (UTC)