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I need help with this article: Things that Suck. Thanks. 65.173.104.223 01:14, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

We don't like listcruft. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
You might want to try inserting humor into your article. It's a radical idea and still needs testing, but in your case I don't see the harm in you giving it a shot.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:40 Aug 24, 2007
I don't appreciate how only IP's, noobs, and Admin's don't suck. In a few months, that will offend me greatly. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 01:39, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Shaddup. <insert name here> sucks too.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:49 Aug 24, 2007
Gasp! How can you say that about <insert name here>? I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 01:45, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Easy. Press edit, insert {{USERNAME}}, and then get banned for an hour for template abuse again, knowing my luck.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:27 Aug 24, 2007
Crap. Could've told me that sooner.. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 01:52, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Yes... but I would have needed a time machine. At least it's not {{blink}} this time... see you in exile.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:31 Aug 24, 2007
Hey! What the deuce? I don't suck! -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:33, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
I don't know whether to say "yes you do", call you an idiot, or just post nobody cares. I'm personally leaning toward Nobody Cares. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 01:55, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Why not all? -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:09, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Things that Suck

Now please wait until an admin brutally huffs your page. --General Insineratehymn 01:59, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

That sucks. 65.173.104.223 02:30, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Two forum topics on pages that you wrote in ten minutes? If you're spending as much time writing UnNews tales as you are writing forum topics lamenting the sad state of the UnNews tales, previously mentioned, it's no wonder that they keep getting deleted.
Okay, last time:
Get an account/work on pages under your userpage/release them when finished. I'm hoping that the repetition of my replies to your posts is sinking in, 'cause you're driving me to drink. It's just water, granted, but now I really have to pee. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:20, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Things that suck

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Ooh, originality overload. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:53, 30 August 2007 (UTC)