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Korn, the best metal band known to man. Forget anyone who disagrees. Sign your name if you think korn is the best, too. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Supreme ruler general lord Blarkobixia Haysmanson Jorgerbith II the swift (talk • contribs)

Sorry, I prefer maize. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:20, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
If I disagree, am I supposed to forget myself? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 05:02, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Ooo, angsty rock band. How cool. I wonder if that genre will catch on. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
For humour purposes, I tried to think of a grain-based band that didn't exist, but gave up after Weetus. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
There's always Kob. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Of course, I've just realised we've all been duped. "Sign your name if you think korn is the best, too." And, like idiots, we all go and sign our names unlike clever Mr N00b (and Mr Briggs below). So I guess we'll all have to go around thinking korn is the best now. Dammit. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC) (Double-helping of Korn for me!)
Oh noes! Still, if it gives us a chance to bash korn, it's worth it. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:55, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
RiSSe, Baяley, WeAt, SoYBin, LenThill, BEENZ, aside from the tribute band PopKoяn and The Black Eyed Peas... The greatest misspelling-cereal-metal bands known to man. -- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 05:05, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

THEY SPELLED KOяN WRONG!

You've all been lied and deceived! It seems that the "greatest metal band ever" WASN'T EVEN METAL ENOUGH TO SPELL KOяN right!

Tell me when a metal band comes out that is correctly spelled "Rtnridfhnb". Until then I suppose we'll have to deal with "Koяn". The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mr. Briggs Inc. (talk • contribs)

THEY SPELLED CORN.jpg WRONG!

How dare you?! It seems to me that the "greatest metal bend ever" IS TOO STUPID TO EVEN SPELL "CORN.jpg" RIGHT! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:58, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

That's Korns. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Holy Shit!

Have I been transported to an AOL chatroom from 1998?!? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:46, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Oops, looks like I accidentally left my time machine running while I was out. Don't worry though, STM, because if we leave you 9 years in the past then you can introduce our advanced interweb technology of the future to the people of the past. That should accelerate the pace of computer technology even faster. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 01:38, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey guys, just get into my DeLorean. you know what happens... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
That old chat up line? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:47, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey, that's not a Mister Fusion! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
We call it Mister Coffee! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:08, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
All I know is, I don't want to know what "flux capacitor" is a metaphor for in this sordid little world. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:34, 10 May 2007 (UTC)