Forum:I want to get paid too
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Dear Uncyclopedia,
It has recently come to my attention that Prettiestpretty has gone off to some place to get paid for doing this shit. I therefore demand that I also get paid. If my demands are not met, I will not get paid.
Sincerely,
-- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 02:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- She's only writing your obituary. It'll be hilarious! You won't be able to wait to die! (Yes, she's pre-writing your obituary. Drunk and cross-dressed, you fall off a float at a Klan rally, apparently, and die. Yes, the Klan has floats at their rallies. They're really quite nice fellows once you get to know them. Unless you're brown. Then they're assholes.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:46, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- Yes. They are assholes with a bad case of hemorrhoids. THE BURNING!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- I was in the Klan for a bit, but it was so hard to get all the nigger blood out of my robes. -- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 20:24, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- All I had were Star Wars sheets, and there was no friggin' way I was gonna cut eye holes outa those! Plus, I'm not a racist. Unless Norwegian is a race. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- You have to be a person to have a race. Norwegians aren't people. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:45, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- I hear they are a species of badger... -- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 21:07, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- Huh. I thought they were beavers. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:10, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- I hear they are a species of badger... -- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 21:07, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- You have to be a person to have a race. Norwegians aren't people. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:45, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- All I had were Star Wars sheets, and there was no friggin' way I was gonna cut eye holes outa those! Plus, I'm not a racist. Unless Norwegian is a race. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- I was in the Klan for a bit, but it was so hard to get all the nigger blood out of my robes. -- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 20:24, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- Yes. They are assholes with a bad case of hemorrhoids. THE BURNING!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
On a related note, this thread gave me an idea for an article. HowTo:Get Nigger-Blood Out Of White Robes -- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 21:40, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
- get rid of the eyeball bleeder that is the red link first --
-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:40, 13 August 2009 (UTC) - What are you waiting for? Go write that motherfucker. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- When I get round to it. I'm not feeling very creative right now. -- lavish Ape (neuter) (Riot Porn) 18:17, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
