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DISCLAIMER: The following forum topic shows how hard it is to become an admin, how easy it is to beg to become one and how easy it is to be irritated as a result. It does not represent the wishes of a member or the writer of this article. If you're an admin, or you don't know what this is about, see the article's talk page.


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Can I be an admin please?

I can't believe it. I have waited for a year, created over 25 articles, created a requested article and what do you admins do? You just left me here! I wanna be admin! And that goes for Cajek too! Cajek wants to be admin! He is innocent! Make me and Cajek an admin, please! Please, can I and Cajek be admins? Otherwise I'm moving to Wikipedia, and find a chance to become an admin. I heard that they treat people better! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:24, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Can I have some biscuits please?

I've been here more than two and a half years and I've created 103 articles. I've also just created a cup of tea but now I feel a bit peckish. I want some biscuits, but I can't be bothered with going to the shop! I wanna biscuit! Otherwise I'm going to Wikipedia too, because I hear they have free biscuits over there. Including ginger ones, which are my favourite. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Been here a year and you don't know when to create a forum in BHOP or in the dump... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:36, Aug 8
That what about making me an admin? The entire admin nominations are now a sandwich nomination! What the hell do sandwiches do anyway? They're not human! They're food! You nominate a fucking food to become admin? This is supposed to be allied with ED, and we are going in the wrong direction, and became their enemies! I'm going on strike! With RabbiTechno! And I'm giving you some biscuits, hang on. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:42, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
I've been here three months, and I demand to be an admin too. Too bad. If not, I'll spam the BHOP everyday. Like what Joe9320 is doing. Hang on, I'm creating another BHOP Forum. zh I hate me new sig 10:45 August 8

I've been here a year, and I demand that you never EVER make me admin! EVAR! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:42, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

  • I've been been here for months, and all I got was this lousy invisible T-shirt!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Psst! I've the secret of how to become an admin. Convince all of the other admins that you would make a good admin, then get a vandal bot that will vandalise everyday on several different proxies to convince the admins there needs to be another admin. Do it at a time of day when basically nobody is on, though. That's how all the old guys did it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:32, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Pfft! I think we all know how the old guys did it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:02, 8 Aug

I am a very skiled user!

I have 2 be a admin! I creat all these good articles like poopy sucks and HowTo:Tell the difference between a cow and a gold fish! I have to be admin pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!--Almost Sir Random Crap

So you're MEGAZOR? So you're using a sockpuppet? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
No. Wait, who the fuck is that? I'm just making fun of noobs. Don't be so naive.--Almost Sir Random Crap
SOCKPUPPET. Quick, make me an admin so I can ban him! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:22, 8 Aug
I'm not a fucking sockpuppet. If I was, I would be trolling and spamming..--Almost Sir Random Crap
I lolled. IRL, I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:30, 8 Aug
SOCKPUPPET! BAN BAN BAN BAN! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:45, Aug 8
Oh, this is just a joke...well, I do feel an embarrasing draft coming along....--Almost Sir Random Crap
BAN! BAAANNNNNNN! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:33, Aug 8
DO EET! YOU HAVE THE POWER! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:36, 8 Aug