Forum:I wanna be admin!
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I can't believe it. I have waited for a year, created over 25 articles, created a requested article and what do you admins do? You just left me here! I wanna be admin! And that goes for Cajek too! Cajek wants to be admin! He is innocent! Make me and Cajek an admin, please! Please, can I and Cajek be admins? Otherwise I'm moving to Wikipedia, and find a chance to become an admin. I heard that they treat people better! 10:24, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- Can I have some biscuits please?
I've been here more than two and a half years and I've created 103 articles. I've also just created a cup of tea but now I feel a bit peckish. I want some biscuits, but I can't be bothered with going to the shop! I wanna biscuit! Otherwise I'm going to Wikipedia too, because I hear they have free biscuits over there. Including ginger ones, which are my favourite. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- Been here a year and you don't know when to create a forum in BHOP or in the dump... MrN Fork you! 10:36, Aug 8
- That what about making me an admin? The entire admin nominations are now a sandwich nomination! What the hell do sandwiches do anyway? They're not human! They're food! You nominate a fucking food to become admin? This is supposed to be allied with ED, and we are going in the wrong direction, and became their enemies! I'm going on strike! With RabbiTechno! And I'm giving you some biscuits, hang on. 10:42, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- I've been here three months, and I demand to be an admin too. Too bad. If not, I'll spam the BHOP everyday. Like what Joe9320 is doing. Hang on, I'm creating another BHOP Forum. zh I hate me new sig 10:45 August 8
- I am posting in this forum topic. I'm gonna make the slut list next time dammit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:19, 8 Aug
- But how? How wo'ld thee commiteth such list? 'tis hard, so can thou educateth thy uneducated? //zh Singapore's turning 44! 13:34 August 8
- By spamming my sig on every page I can. Making the slut list is the first step to becoming an admin you see. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug OptyC Sucks! CUN13:47, 8 Aug
- But how? How wo'ld thee commiteth such list? 'tis hard, so can thou educateth thy uneducated? //zh Singapore's turning 44! 13:34 August 8
- I just got here yesterday and I'm already an admin. I brought it with me. That's the secret. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:29, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
I've been here a year, and I demand that you never EVER make me admin! EVAR! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:42, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- I've been been here for months, and all I got was this lousy invisible T-shirt!-
Psst! I've the secret of how to become an admin. Convince all of the other admins that you would make a good admin, then get a vandal bot that will vandalise everyday on several different proxies to convince the admins there needs to be another admin. Do it at a time of day when basically nobody is on, though. That's how all the old guys did it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:32, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- Pfft! I think we all know how the old guys did it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:02, 8 Aug
I am a very skiled user!
I have 2 be a admin! I creat all these good articles like poopy sucks and HowTo:Tell the difference between a cow and a gold fish! I have to be admin pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!--
- So you're MEGAZOR? So you're using a sockpuppet? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)