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I finally got my IRC bot working in #cvn-wikia-uncyc, but, it needs a better name. What should I name it? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 11:29, September 23, 2007

What should I name my bot?
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What does it do? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:21, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

It logs vandalism to #cvn-wikia-uncyc on freenode and does some other stuff. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 14:23, September 23, 2007
Have you considered...Toby? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:39, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
Since vagina is obviously a joke, I removed it. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 16:49, September 23, 2007
BauerBot FTW! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 16:51, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Starnesbot ~ Tophatsig.png

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

23/09/2007 @ 20:24

Penisbot now, Penisbot forever! Bretthead.png

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

07:57, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
PenisPenisPenis is 15 characters and will be enough (16 characters max)...--Cometstyles 16:16, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, but I get an erroneous nickname error when trying it. I'll have to pick something else. Should I use "Squealer" or "Informer"? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:15, September 26, 2007
Neither, do both. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:32, Sep 26
Use "Squealer", dammit. It's funny-sounding and reminds me of piggies, oink! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 22:36, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Golden snitch. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:38, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Dickbot, Peepeebot, Ballsbot, Hornybot... Bretthead.png

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

21:38, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

All of those are valid on freenode, but I am not going to use obscene or otherwise stupid nicknames for it. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:02, September 27, 2007
Then why, in God's name, are you asking us? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Concerning the Virtues of "Squealer"

*Ahem* It seems that the honourable people of BHOP, with all due respect, are indecisive ninnies. Let us examine the facts:

  1. This is a vote. Therefore, the option which receives the most votes is the 'winner'; in this case, the name with the most votes in its favour will be selected as the name for Starnestommy's bot.
  2. "PenisPenisPenis" is not an acceptable name. A particular exception has been made to the aforementioned statement, wherein the bot cannot be named "PenisPenisPenis," despite the fact that it has received the most votes in its favour. Therefore, we must assume that next most popular (and appropriate) option must be declared the winner.
  3. "Squealer" is the second most popular choice, and is not in any way vulgar or obscene. Therefore, in accordance with above statements, the bot must be named "Squealer". Furthermore, Squealer is a most excellent and amusing name for a bot intended to rat out those naughty, naughty vandals.
  4. Pigs squeal. This makes "Squealer" even funnier. One can imagine funny-looking piggies dressed up in office attire, inspecting and filing reports of wiki vandalism from behind their desks.

QED. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 05:08, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't go dropping a QED in BHOP. That shit'll angry a brother up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
I'll drop my acronyms wherever I damn well please, thank you very much. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 07:23, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Word to your mum, I came to drop acronyms. TY. Also, squealer is rubbish, it's not robot-like at all. There's not even a hint of lasers. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:51, 27 Sep 2007
Squeaker? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:16, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

So that would be a no for "Assman"? --AAA! (AAAA) 12:28, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Actually, "Assman" would be pretty awesome. If we are to remain outside the realm of bums and Seinfeld references, however, "Squealer" still wins. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 07:53, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Assman & Squealer, worst buddy cop movie ever. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:07, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

I was thinking maybe 'PirateLaser'? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:55, Sep 27

Call it NINJAPIRATEZOMBIEROBOT --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:27, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Seconded. However, I would like to see the mention of lasers. Perhaps ZOMBIENINJAPIRATELASER? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:54, Sep 27
It has to be 15 characters or less in length. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 23:49, September 27, 2007
Fuckyouhaimgaycell8is.jpg --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 01:05, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
ZOMBIENINJAPIR~1? Ah, DOS, how I miss ye. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:12, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Why not ZOMNINPIRALASER? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:53, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
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