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...So I wake up the other morning and what do I find on my doorstep other than the August 2008 Noob of the Month Award! Yeah, you can imagine my surprise, as we all know there's no way I could ever outn00b Rcmurphy. Not today, tomorrow or this lifetime.

So I hereby relinquish it. But only after having pooped on it.

And I offer it up for grabs to the person that demonstrates they want it the most. The winner will be determined by a panel of Penis Monkeys from Outer Space.

So, who wants a pooped on NOOB award the most? May the best sockpuppet of NXWave win! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 14:21, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

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I'm always after award templates... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:23, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure I want the pooped-on N00b award. I can't believe So So has so thoroughly snubbed us. I don't even know who the fuck Rcmurphy is. pillow talk 18:18, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

rcmurphy? he's a legend of a n00b! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

lol, n00b. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 19:38, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Legend of a Noob is a great movie. How many films have Tim Curry overacting as the Lord of L33tness? One! In the rest he's overacting as other characters. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:39, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

I might want it....it is washable, right? - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:11, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, but it's "tongue-wash only", so I think it now belongs to you, Velosi-T!!! Chocolate Rain 21:14, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Meh, I'd just put it up for auction on Ebay. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 00:19, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Mmmm... 1 10\/3 5h1t c0\/3r3d @\/\/@rd5 --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:17, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

I want this valuable, valuable collectible. I really do. Look, um, I can be noobish, let's see, uh... lol! I can haz cheezburgers? Yeah? Good enough? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:40, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

for mrmonkey winning NotM in consecutive months. not even rc can claim to have done that. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:26, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Actually Hype should get it for the month he didn't win and the guy who did buggered off --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:29, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Actually actually, I should get it for way back in April 2007 when I was out-shined by RAHB. Curse you, RAHB! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:32, Sep 7

Well you did have the amazingly amazing originality to write Pen Island... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:01, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

I believe I should have the award (and permabans for anyone who disagrees) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

It's noob of the month, not nob of the month. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:25, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Ahh, /me winks at Gerry and DJ... MrN  Fork you! 14:09, Sep 7

new rule!

Okay, with all of this tremendous enthusigasm for the illustrious Noobpoop badge, it's simply too difficult to determine a winner. So I think I'll have to adopt the old radio station method and give it to the LUCKY THIRTEENTH CALLER! Our lines are open! Give us a call if you're feeling lucky, people! (No obscenities please; we're on live and this is a family forum.) --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:19, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

This is Cajek from city, state, here to collect my prize!   Le Cejak • <2:28, 08 Sep 2008>

Caller one! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:18, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Caller two! (You KNOW I'll call again....) - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:34, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

That's the spirit, caller two! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 23:39, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I am caller three. Listen: don't obey the rules. Just give me that beautiful, poop smeared template. You know you wanna. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:50, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, but poop is a little too good for caller three! Try again! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:53, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm caller thirteen! Fork over the badge, pal. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:40, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

You, my friend, either don't know how to count or are from the future. If the latter is true I would like you to inform us all of Skynet's malevolent plans, if any. Until then, you are just lowly caller four. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:24, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

AM I CALLER THIRTEEN? HELLO!? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:36, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, I'M CALLER SIX! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, NOW I'M CALLER SEVEN! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, NOW I'M EIGHT! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, MY PHONE BILL IS BEING DRIVEN UP (CALLER NINE)! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, CALLER 10! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY! IT'S CALLER 11! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, THIS IS THE SEVENTH TIME I'VE SAID 'LOOK'! 12! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

LOOK, DADDY, I'VE GONE AND WON AN AWARD! CALLER 13! Chocolate Rain 15:37, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

That would work better if you had a phone. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:41, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Who says I don't? Chocolate Rain 15:43, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Me. You don't have a phone. Oh, and I believe I am now Caller #4. And that's official. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 20:54, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

CONGRATULATION YOUR LUCKY WINNER COLIN "ALL YOUR BASE" HEANEY!!!

Your persistence has paid off and your user page has become just a little bit browner. And now for your acceptance speech, please! --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 10:49, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Well, I'd like to thank the academy..., Jeebus, my phone company, the interwebs...wow. What an honor. My parents said I just couldn't cut it...I showed them! Chocolate Rain 16:47, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Vote: for completely banning Chocolate from this article section

For. You're a hilarious person. But this isn't a "looks" contest. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Aaawwww... Is somewone dissapwointed they didn't win? Here, I'll share it with you. Chocolate Rain 03:11, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

There now you can touch it if you want. Chocolate Rain 03:14, 11 September 2008 (UTC)