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Forum:Hello thread no. 406757
Hello. After so long I have returned to Uncyclopedia. Bask in the glory of my return User:KWild/sig 07:01, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
- An awful lot of people who haven't been around for a long time have been showing up all of a sudden. What is the meaning of this? --The Acceptable
Cainad
(Fnord) 07:15, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
- I make the attempt to be nice in returning and you think there is something sinister to it. I'm sad now... User:KWild/sig 07:23, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry, I've been paranoid of late. Please, wow us with your altruism. --The Acceptable
Cainad
(Fnord) 07:29, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry, I don't bask old man. There's a new crew in town. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:15, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry, I've been paranoid of late. Please, wow us with your altruism. --The Acceptable
- I make the attempt to be nice in returning and you think there is something sinister to it. I'm sad now... User:KWild/sig 07:23, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU BREAKING NEWS
My nuts itch. -- 07:38, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
In other news
Savethemooses performs what at least one person is calling "the thread hijack of the century." Professional threadjacker Modusoperandi has yet to give his thoughts on the issue. --The Acceptable Cainad
(Fnord) 07:46, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
“On this issue, surprisingly, I have little to no opinion. Also, Mooses' balls itch. Scratch that. The first bit, I mean. I have no opinion. Only Mooses should scratch the second bit.”
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