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Apple today released Safari 4 for Mac and Windows, and they've suddenly made my article irrelevant! Now Safari 4 has native look & feel on Windows. [1] Another image this time Vista. [2] It also depends on Windows to do the font rendering.

Overall seems to be an amazing release from the people at Cupertino! Just check the features list! [3] Aizmov 17:06, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

FOR THE LAST TIME, END OF THE CONVERSATION! Oh wait, this is a different thread, apologies. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:48, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I went on a fucking safari once.

In the end I was left with little more than callouses and a case of crabs. Waste of $2000 and a week of my life. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:47, 24 Feb

I did too, but couldn't get laid. Those gazelles are quick! I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:08, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

“I love going on a Safari; it is my only chance to huff water buffaloes”

~ Me

Aizmov 19:16, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I think Cover Flow in Safari is an awesome idea. The tabs on top doesn't work as well as in Google Chrome. Over all it feels a lot similar to Chrome, the menu bar is replaced by two buttons to the right just as it is in Google Chrome. Aizmov 19:22, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I never went on a fucking safari, not even once!

Or maybe I drank some hallucinogenic substance and forgot all about it. Whatever. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:27, 25 February 2009 (UTC)