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Those animals are prisoners! Free the animals! Don't let those humourless fascists at the zoo decide out animals fate!

Vote in this pointless and legally moronic poll!!

Should the Animals be free?
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There are no animals. Keanu Reeves (talk) 03:56, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO (so long as everything is relativistic and words mean absolutely nothing) ANIMAL RIGHTS NOW! -- white Ape (burn) (Riot Porn) 21:32, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

As long as 'rights' means 'get eaten' and 'now' means 'lunch time'. ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★ 21:45, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Wayne Coyne already tried this. It didn't work. --74.75.42.251 21:54, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

I devoutly believe

. . . that it is humankind's solemn duty to provide a place for all of nature's creatures;

just beneath the gravy, and adjacent to the mashed potatoes. And with a little sprig of parsley for garnish.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-hearts-up.gif my cat! 09:43, 9 June 2008 (UTC)