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I ARCHIVED YOUR FACE ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:34, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

File:Saddy waddy

--Roman Dog Bird 07:38, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Well, look who's the real saddy waddy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:36, 2 October 2011

That reminds me, I got a letter from this pony inviting us to the Taint Fair.

File:Braeburn - T'ain't fair
I'm... not so sure I wanna go. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 16:16, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

<<insert name here> wants you to know that he likes porn. Nothing to see here.>

This is what Rarity thinks of her new Uncyclopedian homepage...

Now you've done it... -- TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! I'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 16:26 October 2, 2011 (UTC)

SPARE ME GOD IT WAS ALL SOCKY'S FAULT NOOO DONT EAT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *gets devoured by pony* Shit!! →A (Ruins) 16:30, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Question

Why is this forum, still going? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:38, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Other question

Why do grown men watch this show? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 2 October 2011

That was my other question. My desire to spam BHOP with an annoying picture has revealed the true sadness of our community, nothing more than basement-dwelling pony lovers. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:57, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Don't forget the small but strong community of pony haters! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 00:49, 10/03/2011

BAWWWWWWWWW ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:40, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

I don't live in the basement! I have a room of my own! I'm a big boy! --Future Convict Bird 04:44, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps an answer...

Well, this is Uncyclopedia, so of course it's sad. We're a sorry bunch, indeed.

Seriously though, the show is somehow different from the rest of the bin material out there. Perhaps it is a rehash of a crappy cartoon from the eighties, and it may be just another way of collecting money from a recycled toy franchise, but it has a retro style about it. That's something we just don't see anymore. It brings back the writing and visual style of animation that was popular twenty years ago, only without the cheap, cardboard-cutout picture quality. Yes, it has a forced moral tacked onto the end of every show, but that brings back a certain innocence in TV that was somehow lost years ago. I've always thought of the day Frasier went off the air as The Day the TV Died, seeing as we've seen precious little quality since then. And we can all thank Fear Factor and MTV Cribs for ushering in our current renaissance of junk.

...Though I can't speak for the idiots who make hentai fanart out of this stuff, seeing as that just defeats the whole purpose. If nerds want nerdy porn, all they have to do is watch Battlestar Galactica. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:58 October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Dont Forget Pokemon.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:50, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

That is all. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:48 October 4, 2011 (UTC)

GUESS WHAT ARE THESE POKEMON!

AAAAGH, my eyes!! O_O -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 11:32 October 4, 2011 (UTC)

And now for something completely different:

Okay, fine. It's not completely different. It's only slightly different. But it depicts a pony getting pwnt, so it's good enough for me! (And yes, I created that comic.) ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 22:41, 10/03/2011

my favorite mlp scene

File:Lisa Simpson and Her Pony.

--Roman Dog Bird 23:02, October 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'll never be able to think of ponies in the same way again... o_O -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:14 October 5, 2011 (UTC)

So this

Is how long it takes a 4chan meme to make its way over here. Noted. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:21, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

On a side note. Chocolate. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:40, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

PS- Why hasn't anybody removed Aimsplode's porn link? I do believe he got banned for 2 months because of it. --Scofield & 1337 20:48, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

I assume it's because the link itself doesn't work. One has to remove "|click" from the URL to get it to work. I would remove it, but I'm not sure what the official policy is on that sort of thing. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:14 October 7, 2011 (UTC)

There, the porn's gone now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 7 October 2011

It appears to be back. May I have the honors? ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 23:20, 10/10/2011

This page has been without a new picture far too long

Every time you don't post a new image, this happens.

Now look what you've all done! -- TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! I'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 16:14 October 7, 2011 (UTC)

--Roman Dog Bird 18:27, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Pretty Jumbles! -RAHB 22:22, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

So can anyone tell me how ponies have become so popular within two years? --BOMB 20:13, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's more like one year. And it's not really popular here, just a couple of jackasses like it (maybe just one guy even. two if you include me, but i'm not much of a fan, i just think it's cute). Elsewhere, I don't know. Something about it being really well written for a kids show and how the lady who developed it (some pale broad with goofy red hair. looks like a fucken clown if you ask me) wanted it to appeal to a wide audience and not just little girls. She hates the notion that anything "girly" immediately means that it's "lame". I see where she's coming from, but I still think she's just some feminist ding dong who's been involved with a couple of decent projects in the past. Oh well. I'm sure none of this made any sense, so let's just say that a bunch of hipster manchildren got together and made it the cool new thing to like, because that's how most people are going to see it no mattter what you tell 'em. --Roman Dog Bird 22:34, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

Well put, Mr. Bird. Hipster girly stuff is all the rage these days. Wait, that makes me a hipster jackass... Oh well. At least I won't be seen driving a Hummer covered in rhinestones. -- TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! I'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 01:51 October 14, 2011 (UTC)

HI GIRLS

File:Twilight Sparkle - Hi, girls

Play from 2 seconds in to to 4. DO IT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:40, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

The calculation of the square root of the hypotenuse is measured by the velocity of the sum of its parts

Never forget the importance of the boat. Modem dialing is achieved by modulated pulses of wired attributions of absolute convergence. The sum of all twenty-nine angles of a triangle equal hykugojuuichi.

File:My Little Pony Friendship is Magic provides a realistic representation of life in Ponyville

I bring more madness!!! -- TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! I'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 19:04 October 18, 2011 (UTC)

I've only got one thing to say to the rest of you guys.

File:Gilda - This is your idea of a good time?

-- 23:16, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

To be fair... This forum is pretty fucked up. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:39, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Exactly what I'm trying to say. -- 21:01, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, this is some of the most fun I've had on the Internet in a while. And to be fair, this is Uncyclopedia. We are the lamest bunch of dweebs you'll find anywhere. But hey, this thread makes Uncyc 20% cooler! Long live navelism (whatever that is)!! -- TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! I'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 10:43 October 21, 2011 (UTC)

This thread is dildos

File:1000 Dildos

I think this thread has gone to the shits, no I'm adding a dildo video, its not porn. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:44, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

YOU NO WUT!? TEH 1337 HAX0R IS BACK!!!!!!!

NUFF SAID.