Forum:Allow me to reintroduce myself
I am The fatgoat. Or the Fatgoat for those who are capitalization-ally challenged, the fatgoat for those who are too lazy to move their pinky fingers a mere centimeter to hold down the shift key for only a moment, and THE FATGOAT for those who either are n00bs (who are always under the impression, do not look at waht teyh aer tpying adn thsu cnnaot spto tyosp maed by teir un-synhcrnoizde fignres and r 2 lazy to poroferad orf schu erarta, like to put EMPHASIS on CERTAIN WORDS, want to convey their anger, or really, really, really like to hold down the shift key. A lot.
At any rate (or all rates, or perhaps just at this rate), I have been gone a long time. Occasionally I'll pop in and make a random edit or fix "improvements" made by random IPs on my articles. And I'll still probably remain gone. Or perhaps I'll stay, returning to my old habits of writing strange and random articles (in an encyclopedic, or rather Un-cyclopedic, voice) that I never nominate for VFH and rarely, if ever submit to Pee Review. Or I'll just move on because I have a girlfriend who consumes a very large portion of my time. Maybe I'll only create this topic then drift elsewhere. Which begs the question: Why did I even start this thread in the first place?
Certainly beats the "helllllllloooo, Clarice..." out of me. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 16:11, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
- I've seen you aroudn the archives. Hi! And welcome back, or not if you're not back. Makes me wonder why I replied if you're just gonna bugger off again... :P Orian57 Talk
16:45 14 June 2009
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith. -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
- Oh what is that from, I know that jingle but what's it from!? Orian57 Talk 17:06 14 June 2009
- Sympathy For The Devil - Rolling Stones —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:08, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
- My mind is as stable as uranium, if you don't believe me, just check my cranium, my horns already growing I can give you a taste of my merchandise as clean as some nuclear waste. -- Style
Guide 19:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
- I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change. I killed the Tsar and his ministers. Anastasia screamed in vain. I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 16:01, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
- My mind is as stable as uranium, if you don't believe me, just check my cranium, my horns already growing I can give you a taste of my merchandise as clean as some nuclear waste. -- Style
- Sympathy For The Devil - Rolling Stones —Sir Socky
Allow me to reintroduce myself
I'm King Dex, ruler of your prescription pills and all things cocaine. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:24, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Now Can I try introducing myself?
Im Wathyreckk,an idiot from Hell,yet an angel from heaven.I destroy people by sending gruesGREED at them that will eat them from the inside out(LITERALLY).You won't have a problem with me unless I poop in my pants and upset the Prince of Pants(LITERALLY).But seriously,I'm just a SOMEONE from somewhere unknown so that's there. -- 12:45, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Allow me to reintroduce myself
I never did anything of value on this site so nobody gives a shit that I'm back, but I'll reintroduce myself anyway. I may hang around for a while, or most likely, I'll just bugger off until I decide it's time to rereintroduce myself. ~ 
Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 16:27, 16 June 2009 (UTC)