Forum:After open heart surgery can it cause one to loose thier sex drive
- After open heart surgery can it cause one to loose thier sex drive
The lost art of letter writing.
Dear "70.57.230.121",
I amare appauledemmbbarrasssed by the leveal of spealling and grammargrandma twhat youo have choosensed too put into theis post. I find its' abhorrent that your edumacation is such that youo do not know the usage of a homophone, basic sentence structure, and spelling of simple words.
I believe your sentence should read:
- Does the after effect of open-heart surgery cause loss of sex drive?
As to the answer, I suggest you ask a doctor.
Yours,
Disgusted of Tumbridge Wells.
--no, yuo chat 13:01, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
- It wasn't lost. It was just there on the side of the road when I found it. According to the ancient law of Finders Keepers its mine now.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Oh, sure. After my open heart surgery I unloosed my sex drive. I went outside every day, my belt unbuckled and trousers unbuttoned, ready to hump anything in my path. Woo-wee! Amazing my heart valves survived.--Procopius 13:19, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Perhaps Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies can help you find your answer. -- 13:42, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
- There's a billboard in Liverpool right now that reads "Loose your driving license, loose your job". I'm not kidding. Supposed to be a proper professional one and everything. To use an American expression, go figure. -- Hindleyite 18:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, I've seen those! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
70.57.230.121: If you have an open heart surgery relationship, then you have nothing to loose. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:49, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
I too am appauled, and appetered as well. Those apostles never had to worry about open-heart love affairs, the kind where you come downstairs and find that your lovéd one has microwaved an inch-thick slice of your left ventricle and is eating it with mustard and horseradish. The bitch! She said you were the One, and then you found out she's tag-teamed the entire Bristol Rovers except for Byron Anthony, who has a bad hip and can't perform. But you're not bitter and offer her a kebab made of marinated chunks of your aching soul. ----OEJ 05:29, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
- Translation: I think OEJ was making fun of how you spelt "appalled" with that (I think, anyway)- I wouldn't worry if i were you though (or indeed yuo, aha), because he put an acute accent on the word "loved" rather than a grave one. What a dunce! --Sir Jam 08:43, 10 November 2006 (UTC)