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It's true. They're all horrible. 1234 ~ 20:45, 15 March 2011

shut up --nachlader 20:46, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

This is the WHERE DO YOU GO?! I WANNA KNOW! COTTON-EYED JOE! SWEET DREAMS ARE TAKING OVER! HOW BIZARRE! TEARIN UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU! I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVE! BOOM BOOM BOOM! IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE! IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME! A LITTLE BIT OF TINA IS WHAT I SEE! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:50, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

The Truth

Once you become an admin, you lose all your crazieness and humour, and become this sulky, angry user. You become a power nazi and begin to pick on users for fun. Unless they are Zombiebaron or ChiefjusticeDS, check the current admins (or temporary admins) and see how much they've changed. Lyrithya used to be the kind of absent minded female on the site. Puppy used to be the gangsta. Mordillo used to be that funny guy that makes all the funny cracks. Pretty much, admins are only grumpy old users. And what usually happens is when you've been an admin for a long time, you start to fall to pieces and you disinegrate into dust. That's what happened to MrN9000, now he is no more. Or sometimes, old admins come back for about two days to see how things are going, then disappear for another 8 months, like Todd Lyons, and PantsMacKenzie. That is the truth about admins. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:56, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

In other words, too much of Heaven can bring you underground, right? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:02, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

If I become an admin at all, all the IP's will wet their beds night after night in fear. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:03, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still prettier than both of you.

1234 ~ 21:08, 15 March 2011

That's not what your dad said. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:09, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

OWNED! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:11, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

My dad thinks you're rather pretty, though.

1234 ~ 21:19, 15 March 2011

I'm already angry. Uh..grr. (talk) 21:18, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Arg!

1234 ~ 21:19, 15 March 2011

I'm probably in that class with Mimo and Another n00b of being a hyper crazy thing. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:25, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

To be fair, most of the admins were assholes even before they got op'd. Once they got power, they no longer had to hide their distaste for the rest of you, that's all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

<insert answer to Modusoperandi here> -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:08, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop, you only think admins suck because you're a lollipop and you want to be sucked on by some person with authority. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:24, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:28, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

I will work harder!

Surely it is not the fault of the admins! They have too much work on their backs! As a horse, I shall work harder to bring about everlasting peace and bliss to the kingdom of uncyclopedia! Never fear all! My hard work will save you from your cynicism!

Sincerely, Boxer the horse.

I've always liked that book, Animal Farm. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:06, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

As I'm already an annoying, repulsive and arrogant piece of shit....

I think it's only fair I get to become an admin. Then I'll be able to unleash a reign of tyranny and pain, the likes of what you've never seen before! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! --Scofield 11:04, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Admins...don't suck!?

Okay, this is just a n00b talking, but from what I've seen, the admins here are perfect for Uncyclopedia. They'r asshole-ness is funny, since on other sites "bad admins" rights are revoked. Here, its one of the more memorable things. So...maybe they'r good...assholes. ---I have a talking zombie 15:36, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

I see where your not going with that. - くそったれ Talk contrib 19:59, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

...is that a "your mom" joke? 'Cause I don't get it. ---I have a talking zombie 20:32, March 16, 2011 (UTC)