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Forum:Activity Update
Just to let you all know, on Friday school ends for me and my main access to the Internet will be gone. I'll get on whenever I can, but it'll be erratic. So if anyone needs me, don't hold your breath. I'm doing this because I know all care so much. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:55, Jun 4
- NECROPAXX! I NEED YOU! ...Ahahaha, I love crushing people's hopes. • <1:58 Jun 04, 2009>
- We'll keep the kettle on for you. And a seat warm. And your favourite slippers. Can anyone here bake? In the mean time, complain to your library that they don't have enough computers (that's where I go in a pinch). --T. (talk) 13:26, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- I go to the library too. It's real nice. They have iMacs. But getting there's the problem; I live on the other side of town. (The cheatin' side.) Ohhh... you can't hiiiiide your lyin' eeeeeyes..... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:58, Jun 4
- You live on the other side of town?! I've only been to the other side of town once. Those were some mean streets, let me tell you. Man, I didn't know you were so hardcore Necropaxx. Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:01, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Don't worry, I live in a white trash wildlife preserve, so the bean people leave well enough alone. Good thing, too, or they'd get a taste of my... Slingshot!!! (catapult for those in Britainland) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:05, Jun 4
- Have you considered upgrading your life? If you're awesome enough, you don't need a computer to access the internet. It. Just. Happens. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- ShamWOW doesn't have anything to do with it, does it? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:28, Jun 4
- For you, it couldn't hurt. ShamWow is like fucking magic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:36, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- For you, it couldn't hurt. ShamWow is like fucking magic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:36, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- ShamWOW doesn't have anything to do with it, does it? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:28, Jun 4
- Have you considered upgrading your life? If you're awesome enough, you don't need a computer to access the internet. It. Just. Happens. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- Don't worry, I live in a white trash wildlife preserve, so the bean people leave well enough alone. Good thing, too, or they'd get a taste of my... Slingshot!!! (catapult for those in Britainland) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:05, Jun 4
- You live on the other side of town?! I've only been to the other side of town once. Those were some mean streets, let me tell you. Man, I didn't know you were so hardcore Necropaxx. Woody On Fire!
- I go to the library too. It's real nice. They have iMacs. But getting there's the problem; I live on the other side of town. (The cheatin' side.) Ohhh... you can't hiiiiide your lyin' eeeeeyes..... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:58, Jun 4
Who?
Take care dude. Come back when you can. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:23, 5 Jun
- Oh, I'm not leaving. I just won't be on every day. It'll be like twice a week. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:04, Jun 5
- Who are you? -OptyC Sucks!
CUN15:06, 5 Jun
- He's that guy who won't be here because he won't have access to the town computer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:50, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- Couldn't he just phone it in? I've been doing that for months... -OptyC Sucks!
CUN16:52, 5 Jun
- Their town computer also uses the town phone. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:19, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- What, to order pizza or something? -OptyC Sucks!
CUN17:21, 5 Jun
- Nope. It's for phone sex.
- Phone sex makes me flacid. Saberwolf116 22:09, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
21:12, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- Nope. It's for phone sex.
- What, to order pizza or something? -OptyC Sucks!
- Their town computer also uses the town phone. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:19, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- Couldn't he just phone it in? I've been doing that for months... -OptyC Sucks!
- He's that guy who won't be here because he won't have access to the town computer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:50, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- Who are you? -OptyC Sucks!
Hey You!
Enjoy yourself with your non-computer free time.
21:14, 5 June 2009 (UTC)- I hate you. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:02, Jun 5
- Have you considered upgrading to the 1980's? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- <Modus>Hey! Netscape's where it's at!</Modus> • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:17, Jun 6
- If you'd rather sit alone in the dark... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:29, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- That opens up all kinds of avenues... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:30, Jun 6
- So, it's Friday. Are you still using a comp? If so, LIAR! Saberwolf116 14:23, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- That opens up all kinds of avenues... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:30, Jun 6
- If you'd rather sit alone in the dark... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:29, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- <Modus>Hey! Netscape's where it's at!</Modus> • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:17, Jun 6
- Have you considered upgrading to the 1980's? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC)