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Forum:A thread in which you attempt to outbid the other

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So I'll start. £1. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:33, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

$.99 Canadian. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:35, 5 May

A billion euros. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

A billion euros and $.99 Canadian. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:38, 5 May

My soul. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I thought we were supposed to outbid each other? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:43, 5 May

Nothing is worth more than my soul. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

But, but, $.99 Canadian! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:46, 5 May

Highly adventurous bidding guys. As well as your clear respect for colons. Fine, I'm bidding this child's soul:
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--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:57, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I see your child's soul and raise you a colon. And $.99 Canadian. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:59, 5 May

I see your colon and $.99 Canadian and raise you...A KILLER RABBIT! User:HouseMDfan/sig 06:43, 6 May 2009
I see your Killer Rabbit, and raise you one(1) betting disk. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:07, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
I see your betting disk and raise you ...
ONE MEELION DOLLARS.--CrabPope 18:53, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
One billion, gajillion, fafillion... shabadylu...mil...shabady......uh, yen. Yeah, that. S-984 21:37, 6 May 2009 (UTC)