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Forum:A thread in which you attempt to outbid the other
So I'll start. £1. -- 22:33, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
$.99 Canadian. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:35, 5 May
A billion euros.
22:36, 5 May 2009 (UTC)A billion euros and $.99 Canadian. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:38, 5 May
My soul.
22:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)I thought we were supposed to outbid each other? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:43, 5 May
Nothing is worth more than my soul.
22:45, 5 May 2009 (UTC)But, but, $.99 Canadian! -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:46, 5 May
- Highly adventurous bidding guys. As well as your clear respect for colons. Fine, I'm bidding this child's soul:
- -- 22:57, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
I see your child's soul and raise you a colon. And $.99 Canadian. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:59, 5 May
- I see your colon and $.99 Canadian and raise you...A KILLER RABBIT! User:HouseMDfan/sig 06:43, 6 May 2009
- I see your Killer Rabbit, and raise you one(1) betting disk. Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:07, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- I see your Killer Rabbit, and raise you one(1) betting disk. Woody On Fire!