Forum:A little challenge...

However, regardless of how many bans we lay down, we still haven't had the big one happen yet. Seeing as I care about this forum, I thought we could maybe have a little competition.

So here's how it would go:

We have a team of "Vandals" and a team of Sysops. The Vandals would consist of around 5 users with 5 sockpuppet accounts for each. The Sysops would be... well, 3 sysops. The vandals create their 5 sockpuppet accounts(without the Sysops banning them), then they begin to vandalize and terrorize Uncyclopedia. The Sysops' jobs are to stop them, while the Vandals' jobs are to vandalize without getting all their sockpuppet accounts banned for, say 30 minutes. The winning team gets a fancy template.

So what do you guys think? Could it work? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:44, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK INCLUDE ME IN THIS! We need some rules like conservapedia vandalizing has full scoring and rules. I could so kick ass at this. Especially because I have like 20 completely unrelated IP addresses I can use! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:47, Sep 6

If this goes through, I'll write an article on whatever happens. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:30, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'll probably never take part in it, but it's a great idea! Makes me laugh when I think of it.-- (CUN) 08:39, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Damn it man, you forgot about the Nigger Fucking Faggot, Bambifan01 and Black-People-Suck/P*pa-Smurf/Andorin Kato's boyfriend. Dumbass!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 19:42, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Then add them onto the list! Sigh... I'll add them... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:39, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

As for the teams:

"Vandals": Meganew/Teh Pwnerator/???/???/??? Sysops: ???/???/???

Ach, you're making me wish I know how to vandalize things... *sigh* ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100908 - 16:57 (UTC)

Signups are below:

Team Vandals Team Sysops

The signups start now. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:42, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

we need specific scoring rules

similar to conservatrolling -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 20:04, Sep 9

Here's what I've got:

Vandals:

Adding true content: 3 points -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:46, Sep 9

Vandalizing an article: 5 points

Revert war(reverting an article to your version at least twice): 10 points

Each sock left at the end of the game: 10 points

Mimicking a famous vandal: 5 points

Vandalizing an autoconfirmed protected article: 10 points

Vandalizing a Featured article: 20 points

Vandalizing a protected page via template edit: 20 points

Sysops:

Reverting vandalism relevant to the competition: 5 points

Infinibanning an in-game vandal: 20 points

Deleting a vandal-made article: 5 points

Winning a revert war: 10 points

Placing a ban template on the sock's userpage: 5 points

Anything else anyone can come up with? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 20:21, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

We will need after the fact the contestants to come out with their official vandals so that we can have official scoring. Also we need the sysops to know that rollbacks are banned during the competition as it would ruin scoring attempts at the end. Sure, if a vandal got all of his stuff reverted and got banned he would obviously give sysops more points than he would gain, but there is also competition to see who is the best vandal/sysop regardless of which side wins. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:46, Sep 9

I agree with that. It prevents the admins from gaining too many points. For example, if a vandal enters in a revert war with an admin, and the admin wins(as they always do), both teams would get 10 points. And yes, after to competition ends, the remaining socks(if there are any) will have to reveal who they belong to. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:20, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

...um, problem?

If I were a real vandal, I would choose to vandalize pages during this contest, while everyone just thinks I'm a sock. Just saying. It's Mr thejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:35, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Now there's a thought... ~

(talk) (stalk) -- 20100909 - 22:00 (UTC)

Oh hell yes - this will be the moment I orgasm in delight as I can unleash all of my 4 years-worth of sockpuppets upon the site.. oh hell yes.. you know that sounded a lot less pathetic in my mind.. FUCKING SHUT UP! YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!

Don't you look at me, Don't you FUCKING LOOKING AT ME!

Okay. *looks at you* ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100909 - 22:29 (UTC)

The competitor whose sock was banned would be required to post a notice that one was banned. This would prevent confusion. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:47, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and the winner gets a template. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:47, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

hey! don't revert me you jew

the point of my section was that we need some sort of protection for participants (not the socks though, obviously). I am unsure about joining this competition if I am going to get infinibanned for it. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:50, Sep 9

Your main account(the one you're using now) wouldn't get banned, but whatever socks you use will. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:52, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

the only option i can think of is if we have socks that create the socks. but then it would kinda ruin the spirit of seeing who is best if we don't know who is who. plus you'd have to use a different IP for that sock every time, or risk getting linked back to yourself. Luckily I can do it, but idk if everyone can -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:52, Sep 9

And I could see that working. Most of the competitors probably have dynamic IP addresses, so it mgiht be hard to track them down. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 22:54, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

i want admin confirmation before we start. and you nee more than dynamic IP addresses, you have to be able to have designated ones for each sock. Unless you get some extra internet connections you can't usually do it. I would suggest using ~~neighbors~~ open coffee shop wireless networks. *wink* *wink* -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:57, Sep 9

Well we would first need admins who would be willing to do this competition, and we don't have any yet. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:06, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

just use your collection of 4-years worth of socks, as I have been doing for the last.. 4 years.. it may seem like a waste of one's life but what's the alternative? a job and social life? fuck that

And what vandal are you? Powershot? That Smurf guy? Apostle of Christ? Which one? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:10, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

nobody knows (well except for those guys but those guys know everything) - more importantly nobody cares

Well I do. How about you join Team Vandals for this competition? We could always use a guy like you. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:18, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

lol, I'd be banned by then grasshopper - the admins know me too well, besides I've been fucking with this place for a purpose so I'm not getting involved in a pointless competition: the admins always win in the end (I should know.. cough.) Point is Team Vandal would just end up like Team Smurf - reduced to going underground in an endless battle against the oppression of the all-powerful Uncyclopedian overlords (also on that note, admins - I still have your pizza so HA! I got the last laugh)

So you're the Mr. Smurf guy... As the head of team Vandals, I am honored at your presence. And Team Vandals would win if they got more points, plus it would give you an opportunity to vandalize without having all of your socks/IPs/Proxies banned. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:24, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

me? I'm the master of disguise - I can vanish before your eyes, I can be in different places wearing lots of different faces in disguise.. but really, I'm going to be honest: I'm a troll but even I can see this concept has the potential to go HORRIBLY wrong - it could be like unlocking the mainpage editting (which was a beautiful thing when it happened.. god bless whoever did that)

You know, why don't you just join up as a regular user? I mean, if you're going to not have a life, might as well enjoy yourself, immerse yourself in the community, instead of looking at things from an outsider's perspective. Besides, not every admin can be that bad, right? If you have a hangup with a few specific ones, I'm sure it could be worked out. What I'm saying man, is Why don't you step into the light? It's warm and fuzzy here, like a dysfunctional campfire. Don't you want to sing dysfunctional campfire songs with us? It's Mr thejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:11, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

I agree with the above user. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 14:34, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

How could it go wrong? Everything would be excellently regulated by the administrators, preventing mass vandalism from occurring. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:34, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh well... A good teammate wasted... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 23:58, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Forum:A little challenge...

we need specific scoring rules

...um, problem?

hey! don't revert me you jew

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