Forum:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Where the GO HOME AND DIE is BENSON? Why has he not returned? I have been a good believer, slaying infidels and heathens and such. BENSON, if you are reading this, come back to me this community! --Molotovnight 20:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
LORD FLUFFY: "Molotovknight, that DiZ of yours did not take Benson away. Benson died in
a car wreck."
"Molotovknight, ya had a bad dream. Now I know you're scared, but you're not
alone. I'll take care of you. I know I can't ever take Benson's place, but I'm
sure as hell gonna try."
MOLOTOVKNIGHT: "Seems so real."
LORD FLUFFY: "Ya know pardner, what we need is a change of scenery. Why don't you
and me hit the road for a couple of weeks."
MOLOTOVKNIGHT: "Where would we go?"
LORD FLUFFY: "Well, I don't know. I guess we can figure that one out when we get
there."
MOLOTOVKNIGHT: "Okay."
LORD FLUFFY: "Well get on upstairs, get your gear, cuz we leave when the sun
comes up.
(Lord Fluffy begins strumming "Sittin' here at midnight" again as Molotovknight walks upstairs)
Mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmm, mmm mmm mmm hmmmm mmm mmm
hmmmmmm..."
Upstairs, as Molotovknight packs, DiZ appears in the mirror!
DIZ: "BOYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Molotovknight looks back for DiZ, only to be pulled through the mirror by an Ouroboros!
--By Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
BENSON is gone but...
...HE IS STILL BETTER THEN YOU!--Scott 22:08, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Lord Fluffy beeth a drummer... thou art in error... and Lord Fluffy hath no intention of replacing, or trying to replace, BENSON. It beeth beneath our dignity to emulate other gods. So shut up. My blessings upon thee, Briggsy. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:57, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Dammit!
The rehab didn't work! --Emmzee 01:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
meh
if you've been slaying infidels than why am i still here? --
01:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- Because "slaying infidels" is codeword for "doing crystal meth off a hooker's ass" for Molotovnight. --Emmzee 01:38, 17 April 2007 (UTC)