Forum:(Insert drama-inducing forum topic here)
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[Insert innocent question/intentionally explosive forum topic here.]
- [Insert slightly irritated but still polite response here.]
- [Insert more irritated but still polite response to the previous response here.]
- [Insert "let's not let things get out of hand" type post here.]
- [Insert passive aggressive response here.]
- [Insert ad hominum attack here.]
- [Insert passive aggressive response here.]
- [Insert "let's not let things get out of hand" type post here.]
- [Insert more irritated but still polite response to the previous response here.]
[Insert topic about eating popcorn/shit totally going down here.]
[Insert insult on someone's mother here.]
- [Insert whining here.]
- [Insert 4-6 further ad hominum attacks here.]
- [Insert comments about how the admins repress the user base here.]
- [Insert lengthy response by an admin about how that isn't true and they are actually more like a janitor here.]
- [Insert completely rational, yet biased response here.]
- [Insert comment about how everyone should get along here.]
- [Insert completely rational, yet biased response here.]
- [Insert lengthy response by an admin about how that isn't true and they are actually more like a janitor here.]
- [Insert comments about how the admins repress the user base here.]
- [Insert 4-6 further ad hominum attacks here.]
[Insert new header solely for the purpose of making the ensuing shitstorm more readable here.]
[Insert TL;DR post here.]
- [Insert accusations of immaturity here.]
- [Insert bickering here.]
- [Insert comment from someone saying they are probably going to get banned for saying this, as though it were magic words able to make it so you can say any offensive comment you want and not get banned, and then proceeding to say offensive comment anyway here.]
- [Insert Hitler comparison here.]
- [Insert appeal to UN:R as though it were the goddamn Bible and not just a few guidelines a bunch of assholes made up on the internet here.]
- [Insert personal philosophy of humor here.]
- [Insert polar opposite of the previous personal philosophy of humor here.]
- [Insert personal philosophy of humor here.]
- [Insert appeal to UN:R as though it were the goddamn Bible and not just a few guidelines a bunch of assholes made up on the internet here.]
- [Insert Hitler comparison here.]
- [Insert comment from someone saying they are probably going to get banned for saying this, as though it were magic words able to make it so you can say any offensive comment you want and not get banned, and then proceeding to say offensive comment anyway here.]
- [Insert bickering here.]
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- [Insert post in capital and bold letters to drive home the opposite point further and create the illusion that you are shouting on an internet forum here.]
- [Insert surprisingly insightful comment from a random I.P. who could potentially be a sock but probably isn't here.]
[Insert vote here.]
[Insert a random set of votes full of further passive aggressive and outright aggressive responses that will have absolutely no impact on the related drama whatsoever here.]
[Insert header drawing a misguided political analogy with a subject you've just read up about on Wikipedia here.]
[Insert argument about global politics here.]
[Insert comment about how everyone should go back to work and not worry about the damn flamewar here.]
[Insert comment about how this time it's different and how the "get back to work" argument doesn't work in this particular situation here.]
- [Insert "fuck you" here.]
[Insert header designed to break up the tension by posting humor to distract people and get them hating each other slightly less here.]
[Insert a few nonsense/silly responses here.]
[Insert admin announcement to close the thread here.]
[Insert one last comment by an admin even though the thread is already closed here.]
[Insert link to ironic parody of original thread here.]
There you go.
I just saved you guys a shitload of time. Now the next time drama breaks out, just link to this script, and everyone will say, "oh yeah! That's what we would all say." Huge time saver, I'm telling you.
It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 07:23, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
- ...Then a few days later, people start making ironic parodies of the original thread ;) --Black Flamingo 10:40, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
Enough is enough
Now that people are starting to listen to each other and the ideas become more complicated, an admin locks the page to spare us a nuclear holocaust. --ShabiDOO 22:45, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
- i lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
08:02, May 16, 2012 (UTC)