Forum:"In the new" and "On this day..." are cluttering Main Page

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The combined length of the "In the news" and "On this day..." sections in the right column of the Main Page is much larger than the combined length of the left column of the Main Page; this results in an imbalance of columns and a cluttered appearance on the Main Page. To solve this problem, someone should strip down the "In the new" and "On this day..." pages. --Sir gwax (talk) 22:16, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:50 Sep 22 2010

Now look here, son, I predate you by almost a year, so there's no need to quote boilerplate at me for being a lazy, crotchety old admin; you can be cleverer than that. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:38, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

He can't. He really can't. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:32, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. You're that guy. Yeah, I remember you. Well, in that case, I made a special page with extra big font. Easy to read for old timers like yourself. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 02:57 Sep 29 2010

One time I used to be clever and then I met EMC here. The next day, my cleverness has disintegrated and left me with six tumors due to radiation. ~ Readmesoon 03:00, September 29, 2010 (UTC)