Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the PASTURE Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.

Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE ROSES GUMDROPS HEAVEN UNICORNS swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NINTENDOGS jerk.
• Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PIXIES cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWIMMING POOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.

I am an active SUNSHINE member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS PASTURE PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on JOY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES PASTURE RAINBOWS not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your PIKACHU time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.