Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A JOY Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:

I am NINTENDOGS 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you JOY about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HEAVEN Tourettes sufferers KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
• Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CHRISTMAS TREES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire PUPPIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a GUMDROPS PIKACHU PASTURE PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.

I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY GUMDROPS ICE CREAM ROSES PUPPIES not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your UNICORNS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.