Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A LUV Polite Note to the SPRINKLES Author:

I am ROSES 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as GINGERBREAD possible.

Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ROSES Tourettes sufferers PIXIES SUNSHINE SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.

I am an active SUGAR member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public HOCKEY view of Tourettes as a GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS CANDY KITTENS BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIXIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE LUV UNICORNS ROSES BASKETBALL not funny at all.

Thank you CANDY for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.