Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SMILES Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:

I am SPRINKLES 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as ICE CREAM possible.

Let me tell you PASTURE about DANDELIONS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS JELLY BEANS GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS FOOTBALL swear. You can KITTENS blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
• Tourettes is no FRIENDS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no POKéMON cure, and the SPRINKLES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SWIMMING POOL caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.

I am an active GUMDROPS member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS LUV DANDELIONS SUGAR CANDY "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JELLY BEANS SMILES UNICORNS CANDY CANDY not funny at all.

Thank you I LIKE SCHOOL for your SMILES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.