Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A NINTENDOGS Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your DANDELIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PEACEFUL removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.

Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAINBOWS Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL ROSES TEDDY BEARS swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
• Tourettes is no PUPPIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HEAVEN cure, and the SUGAR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active PIKACHU member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards PASTURE eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL GINGERBREAD "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.

I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ICE CREAM tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is TEDDY BEARS POKéMON PASTURE DANDELIONS PIXIES not funny at all.

Thank you ICE CREAM for your PIXIES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.