Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am HEAVEN 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL HOOP removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS KITTENS SUGAR PIXIES BASKETBALL swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GINGERBREAD jerk.
• Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FLUFFY CLOUD cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active SUNSHINE member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD LUV UNICORNS SUGAR HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is NINTENDOGS much much more.

I am sorry HOCKEY for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SWIMMING POOL editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS FLOWERS FRIENDS GUMDROPS not funny at all.

Thank you GINGERBREAD for your LOLLIPOPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.