Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLOWERS Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:

I am CHRISTMAS TREES 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.

Let me tell you GINGERBREAD about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DANDELIONS Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL PASTURE GUMDROPS GUMDROPS swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the SUNSHINE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SPRINKLES drug.

I am an active HOCKEY member of a JELLY BEANS tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public SUNSHINE view of Tourettes as a SMILES UNICORNS POKéMON SUGAR KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.

I am sorry SUNSHINE for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUMDROPS editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS CANDY ICE CREAM HAPPINESS not funny at all.

Thank you CANDY for your FRIENDS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

UNICORNS POKéMON GUMDROPS FRIENDS SMILES SMILES PIKACHU SUGAR JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL LUV PUPPIES FOOTBALL PIXIES ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES PIKACHU FRIENDS PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE ICE CREAM BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES PIKACHU SUNSHINE JOY KITTENS SMILES PASTURE GUMDROPS POKéMON KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD JOY SWIMMING POOL CANDY LUV BASEBALL HOCKEY ROSES RAINBOWS ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP LUV JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES FRIENDS JOY SPRINKLES ICE CREAM POKéMON LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL PIXIES SPRINKLES FLOWERS CANDY !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.