Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the PIKACHU Author:

I am PASTURE 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers SUGAR HOCKEY ICE CREAM SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
• Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CANDY cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LOLLIPOPS drug.

I am an active FOOTBALL member of a GINGERBREAD tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public SUNSHINE view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS UNICORNS SPRINKLES POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD "swearing" disorder, because it is NINTENDOGS much much more.

I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SMILES that really SPRINKLES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your FOOTBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.