Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLOWERS Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.

Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS CANDY PEACEFUL CANDY HEAVEN swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of JOY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
• Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the GUMDROPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire JOY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.

I am an active GUMDROPS member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a KITTENS POKéMON DANDELIONS HOCKEY KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL HOOP for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PASTURE that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES ICE CREAM BASKETBALL HEAVEN not funny at all.

Thank you ICE CREAM for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.