Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:

I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HEAVEN removed or changed as soon as HEAVEN possible.

Let me tell you FOOTBALL about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM PASTURE FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
• Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SUGAR cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP POKéMON GUMDROPS PIKACHU "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JOY editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything CHRISTMAS TREES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU BASKETBALL BASEBALL HAPPINESS FRIENDS not funny at all.

Thank you RAINBOWS for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.