Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FRIENDS Polite Note to the CANDY Author:

I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as ICE CREAM possible.

Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about ICE CREAM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM KITTENS BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
• Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SUGAR cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.

I am an active UNICORNS member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS JOY FOOTBALL FLOWERS SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is POKéMON much much more.

I am sorry POKéMON for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this NINTENDOGS article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR SPRINKLES PASTURE GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS not funny at all.

Thank you HEAVEN for your GUMDROPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.