Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:

I am FLOWERS 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PEACEFUL removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.

Let me tell you POKéMON about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GINGERBREAD Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES HEAVEN HAPPINESS PIKACHU PUPPIES swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the POKéMON bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HAPPINESS caused my entire PUPPIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL drug.

I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a LOLLIPOPS tourette syndrome association and SPRINKLES I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is SUNSHINE much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUNSHINE that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.