Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FOOTBALL Polite Note to the SUGAR Author:

I am POKéMON 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.

Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES CANDY LUV SPRINKLES swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the SUGAR bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of POKéMON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
• Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at I LIKE SCHOOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.

I am an active HEAVEN member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards TEDDY BEARS eradicating the public SWIMMING POOL view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM HAPPINESS KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is KITTENS much much more.

I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS PIXIES not funny at all.

Thank you FOOTBALL for your KITTENS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.