Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:

I am FRIENDS 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FOOTBALL removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.

Let me tell you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HEAVEN Tourettes sufferers POKéMON POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HAPPINESS swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PEACEFUL jerk.
• Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUGAR school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GINGERBREAD depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CANDY cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active DANDELIONS member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards TEDDY BEARS eradicating the public SWIMMING POOL view of Tourettes as a BASEBALL GINGERBREAD FRIENDS BASEBALL SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.

I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JELLY BEANS that really NINTENDOGS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU PIKACHU FOOTBALL PIKACHU PEACEFUL not funny at all.

Thank you FOOTBALL for your DANDELIONS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL LUV FRIENDS FLUFFY CLOUD LUV FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS SPRINKLES GUMDROPS GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS PASTURE SUGAR FLOWERS SUGAR SUNSHINE CANDY FLOWERS GINGERBREAD FLOWERS PIXIES CANDY ROSES UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS RAINBOWS PASTURE PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS BASKETBALL HOCKEY FLOWERS GUMDROPS GUMDROPS BASEBALL GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN NINTENDOGS LUV ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE SUGAR PIXIES HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP JOY KITTENS HAPPINESS HOCKEY !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.