Eurosanta

(Or, "Papa, where did Santa Claus come from?")

Sinterklaas and his "black" "helpers"

Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:

a) Being good.
b) Leaving their wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.

Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag!	6 December
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.