Electronic Arts
Electronic Arts is an evil corporation that finds happiness in tricking you into believing your paying for a 60$ pre-order masterpiece, when in fact it is a micro-transactions scourge nest of pay-to-win abilities and skins, and wants you to keep paying money so they can continue this evil act of humanity. It has only one game that does not have completely evil developers, which is Star Wars: Galaxy Of Heroes.
The Spore Dilemma[edit]
I (The editor) am going to make this really simple for everyone to understand:
EA's Scourge-Of-The-Earth Maxis made a game called Spore, which was good until we took the time to notice that in real life cells didn't have eyes, or grew their brain because they ate 15 slabs of meat. Then people hated it EVEN more when they discovered that some idiot decided "Hey lets put a virus in the program to make sure that someone doesn't want to pirate this game" and now EA shut down maxis, good riddance.
Battlefield 1[edit]
OH NO..... THE GAMES INTENSITY AND ACTUALL NOT-PAYTOWIN-NESS IS TO STRONG.... ITS BREAKING THE UNCYCLOPEDIAS LAWS OF WEIRDNESS.... NOOOOOOO Battlefield 1 is a true masterpiece and will be for generations to come.
BATTLEFRONT SEQUEL[edit]
"Hey lets make a battlefront 3 but call it Battlefront to confuse everyone, then make it worse than the 2 games, and just add better graphics" said EA's developers, then when I paid 70$ for the ultimate edition IT WAS HORRIBLE. Oh and then the hackers came and ruined everything.
ANOTHER BATTLEFRONT SEQUEL? WHY![edit]
Oh hey they made a better one, fixing EVERYTHING in the last one, but adding Pay-to-win.
Oh and also Hawaii thinks that the game should be illegal for its luring kids into buying pay-to-win. AAAND belguim forces you to buy a gambling license to play it.