Dango
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Mango Dango are sticky Japanese treats that a horse can eat. Invented by YonKaGor, Hatsune Miku. Possibly even <insert name here> by using 73719674 pink crayons, 95519262 white crayons, and 59776519 green crayons and putting them in a blender by using Play-Doh and a toothpick to make a magical kebab of pink, white, and green.
Recipe[edit]
Ingredients: 16000000 crayons (should ALWAYS BE PINK, WHITE, AND GREEN)
- Grab the crayons
- Grab your blender (not the 3D mesh making platform)
- Mush each crayon and holy juice in
- Insert a 2022 Honda Civic
- Blend for 95 minutes
- Put holy juice in each ball.
- A parrot should be put inside.
- Cook in the oven for 30 minutes
- 🍡
- let dry for 10 minutes, you have double the chance of your dango being robbed by a furry.
Why dangos?[edit]
- You have double the chance of being robbed by a elephant
- Parrot blood
- Motor oil
- Wax is yummy