Dango

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Mango Dango are sticky Japanese treats that a horse can eat. Invented by YonKaGor, Hatsune Miku. Possibly even <insert name here> by using 73719674 pink crayons, 95519262 white crayons, and 59776519 green crayons and putting them in a blender by using Play-Doh and a toothpick to make a magical kebab of pink, white, and green.

Uh oh!

Recipe[edit]

Ingredients: 16000000 crayons (should ALWAYS BE PINK, WHITE, AND GREEN)

  1. Grab the crayons
  2. Grab your blender (not the 3D mesh making platform)
  3. Mush each crayon and holy juice in
  4. Insert a 2022 Honda Civic
  5. Blend for 95 minutes
  6. Put holy juice in each ball.
  7. A parrot should be put inside.
  8. Cook in the oven for 30 minutes
  9. 🍡
  10. let dry for 10 minutes, you have double the chance of your dango being robbed by a furry.

Why dangos?[edit]

  • You have double the chance of being robbed by a elephant
  • Parrot blood
  • Motor oil
  • Wax is yummy