Ceiling fan

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A typical ceiling fan in action

A ceiling fan is a typical type of booby trap that is very dangerous. They are often hung on the ceilings of homes and can fall down on someone's head at any second. No one really understands why they are installed.

How it works[edit]

The fan blades are connected to a motor, which is often a steam engine, or newer ones may use an external combustion engine. The motor is connected to a fuel tank, usually located in the attic. In order to turn it on, a rope must be pulled to start the engine (similar to a lawn mower). And to stop it, you must put your hand on the blades to stop it (it really hurts).

The dangerousness[edit]

Cheap motors are often used, therefore they explode prematurely and unexpectedly. Additionally, they release carbon monoxide into the room, which poisons people's lungs. The only way to turn off a ceiling fan is by placing your hand on the blades to stop it, which hurts a lot and can break your hand off. Due to how hard they are to install, it is difficult to install ceiling fans properly. As a result, they randomly fall off the ceiling and hit people on their head. People often get their dick stuck in the ceiling fan, it is unknown why this really happens. It is a phenomenon.