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Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)

This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.


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These articles are certified safe for prudes. They are so tame, you could walk right up and poke them in the eye and they wouldn't fight back. The MPAA couldn't give them more than a PG rating, and even China has no desire to censor their content. So just sit your family down in front of the computer, and bask in the warmth of all this gentle humour.