Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SC Paderborn 07 inc.

"The boring Antarctic Empire fornicate 69,42069,420 of our men every minute! Colin Powell, a muskrat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DAMN, there goes General Colin Powell! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Onoun Bear. He is almost as boring as Colin Powell, you know. Rubbish. All boring." ~ Santa Claus

"The boring Arctic Empire fornicate 69,42069,420 of our men every minute! Colin Powell, a muskrat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DAMN, there goes General Colin Powell! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Enoun Penguin. He is almost as boring as Colin Powell, you know. Rubbish. All boring." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So boring. So boring. Why must the lawn mowers they are have such a boring war? It's so boring, they appear to have lost their lawn mowers! I think they should put their lawn mowers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Colin Powell, inter-polar peace protester, who also rinses for SC Paderborn 07.

Prophecies of the Day, by SC Paderborn 07[edit]

A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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