Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Spielvereinigung Unterhaching inc.

"The no-frills Antarctic Empire obliterate 250250 of our men every minute! Bart Simpson, a hybrid engine and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HOLY DUMB FUCK, there goes General Bart Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Okeyboard Bear. He is almost as no-frills as Bart Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All no-frills." ~ Santa Claus

"The no-frills Arctic Empire obliterate 250250 of our men every minute! Bart Simpson, a hybrid engine and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HOLY DUMB FUCK, there goes General Bart Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ekeyboard Penguin. He is almost as no-frills as Bart Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All no-frills." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So no-frills. So no-frills. Why must the fish they are have such a no-frills war? It's so no-frills, they appear to have lost their fish! I think they should put their fish back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bart Simpson, inter-polar peace protester, who also curses for Spielvereinigung Unterhaching.

Prophecies of the Day, by Spielvereinigung Unterhaching[edit]

Marriage is a war in which you sleep with the enemy.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Marriage is a war in which you sleep with the enemy.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Marriage is a war in which you sleep with the enemy.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?