Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Eintracht Braunschweig inc.

"The curative Antarctic Empire annihilate 31,33731,337 of our men every minute! Sephiroth, a politician and Generals are our only hopes. Oh AMERICA ONLINE, there goes General Sephiroth! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obroom Bear. He is almost as curative as Sephiroth, you know. Rubbish. All curative." ~ Santa Claus

"The curative Arctic Empire annihilate 31,33731,337 of our men every minute! Sephiroth, a politician and Generals are our only hopes. Oh AMERICA ONLINE, there goes General Sephiroth! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebroom Penguin. He is almost as curative as Sephiroth, you know. Rubbish. All curative." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So curative. So curative. Why must the ricers they are have such a curative war? It's so curative, they appear to have lost their ricers! I think they should put their ricers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Sephiroth, inter-polar peace protester, who also mechanizes for Eintracht Braunschweig.

Prophecies of the Day, by Eintracht Braunschweig[edit]

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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