Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Greuther Fürth inc.

"The mediocre Antarctic Empire exterminate 6060 of our men every minute! Albert Einstein, an etching and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS, there goes General Albert Einstein! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Odyslexia Bear. He is almost as mediocre as Albert Einstein, you know. Rubbish. All mediocre." ~ Santa Claus

"The mediocre Arctic Empire exterminate 6060 of our men every minute! Albert Einstein, an etching and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS, there goes General Albert Einstein! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Edyslexia Penguin. He is almost as mediocre as Albert Einstein, you know. Rubbish. All mediocre." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So mediocre. So mediocre. Why must the encyclopediae they are have such a mediocre war? It's so mediocre, they appear to have lost their encyclopediae! I think they should put their encyclopediae back on and go back to their home country." ~ Albert Einstein, inter-polar peace protester, who also zips for Greuther Fürth.

Prophecies of the Day, by Greuther Fürth[edit]

Nightingale that forgets song is hummingbird.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Nightingale that forgets song is hummingbird.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Nightingale that forgets song is hummingbird.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?