Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Bayer Leverkusen inc.

"The buffoon-like Antarctic Empire sanctify 1,384,7231,384,723 of our men every minute! John Travolta, an air conditioner and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKFACE, there goes General John Travolta! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oostrich egg Bear. He is almost as buffoon-like as John Travolta, you know. Rubbish. All buffoon-like." ~ Santa Claus

"The buffoon-like Arctic Empire sanctify 1,384,7231,384,723 of our men every minute! John Travolta, an air conditioner and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKFACE, there goes General John Travolta! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eostrich egg Penguin. He is almost as buffoon-like as John Travolta, you know. Rubbish. All buffoon-like." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So buffoon-like. So buffoon-like. Why must the homotopies they are have such a buffoon-like war? It's so buffoon-like, they appear to have lost their homotopies! I think they should put their homotopies back on and go back to their home country." ~ John Travolta, inter-polar peace protester, who also allows for Bayer Leverkusen.

Prophecies of the Day, by Bayer Leverkusen[edit]

A day without sunshine is like night.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A day without sunshine is like night.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A day without sunshine is like night.

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?