Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfB Lübeck inc.

"The living Antarctic Empire stir 1.51.5 of our men every minute! Harry Potter, a bikini and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FAG, there goes General Harry Potter! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oribaldry Bear. He is almost as living as Harry Potter, you know. Rubbish. All living." ~ Santa Claus

"The living Arctic Empire stir 1.51.5 of our men every minute! Harry Potter, a bikini and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FAG, there goes General Harry Potter! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eribaldry Penguin. He is almost as living as Harry Potter, you know. Rubbish. All living." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So living. So living. Why must the mammary glands they are have such a living war? It's so living, they appear to have lost their mammary glands! I think they should put their mammary glands back on and go back to their home country." ~ Harry Potter, inter-polar peace protester, who also stretches for VfB Lübeck.

Prophecies of the Day, by VfB Lübeck[edit]

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“As I see it, yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?