Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfL Bochum inc.

"The obscene Antarctic Empire evaporate ∞.5∞.5 of our men every minute! Bart Simpson, an airplane and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT LIKE A HORSE, there goes General Bart Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Odead flounder Bear. He is almost as obscene as Bart Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All obscene." ~ Santa Claus

"The obscene Arctic Empire evaporate ∞.5∞.5 of our men every minute! Bart Simpson, an airplane and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT LIKE A HORSE, there goes General Bart Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Edead flounder Penguin. He is almost as obscene as Bart Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All obscene." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So obscene. So obscene. Why must the oysters they are have such a obscene war? It's so obscene, they appear to have lost their oysters! I think they should put their oysters back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bart Simpson, inter-polar peace protester, who also meditates for VfL Bochum.

Prophecies of the Day, by VfL Bochum[edit]

Democracy is three wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

“No”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Democracy is three wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Democracy is three wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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