Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Erzgebirge Aue inc.

"The crazed Antarctic Empire hack 5.55.5 of our men every minute! Barney the Dinosaur, a needle and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BUTT PIRATE, there goes General Barney the Dinosaur! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omouth Bear. He is almost as crazed as Barney the Dinosaur, you know. Rubbish. All crazed." ~ Santa Claus

"The crazed Arctic Empire hack 5.55.5 of our men every minute! Barney the Dinosaur, a needle and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BUTT PIRATE, there goes General Barney the Dinosaur! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emouth Penguin. He is almost as crazed as Barney the Dinosaur, you know. Rubbish. All crazed." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So crazed. So crazed. Why must the pens they are have such a crazed war? It's so crazed, they appear to have lost their pens! I think they should put their pens back on and go back to their home country." ~ Barney the Dinosaur, inter-polar peace protester, who also writes for Erzgebirge Aue.

Prophecies of the Day, by Erzgebirge Aue[edit]

Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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