Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FC St. Pauli inc.

"The laughable Antarctic Empire meditate 8585 of our men every minute! Ronald Reagan, a petroglyph and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BITCH, there goes General Ronald Reagan! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Olubricant Bear. He is almost as laughable as Ronald Reagan, you know. Rubbish. All laughable." ~ Santa Claus

"The laughable Arctic Empire meditate 8585 of our men every minute! Ronald Reagan, a petroglyph and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BITCH, there goes General Ronald Reagan! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Elubricant Penguin. He is almost as laughable as Ronald Reagan, you know. Rubbish. All laughable." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So laughable. So laughable. Why must the documents they are have such a laughable war? It's so laughable, they appear to have lost their documents! I think they should put their documents back on and go back to their home country." ~ Ronald Reagan, inter-polar peace protester, who also adds for FC St. Pauli.

Prophecies of the Day, by FC St. Pauli[edit]

In cyberspace there's no one to hear your screams.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

In cyberspace there's no one to hear your screams.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

In cyberspace there's no one to hear your screams.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?