Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Erzgebirge Aue inc.

"The shiny Antarctic Empire break 3030 of our men every minute! Bono, a dog house and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GOD DAMN, there goes General Bono! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oflatulence Bear. He is almost as shiny as Bono, you know. Rubbish. All shiny." ~ Santa Claus

"The shiny Arctic Empire break 3030 of our men every minute! Bono, a dog house and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GOD DAMN, there goes General Bono! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eflatulence Penguin. He is almost as shiny as Bono, you know. Rubbish. All shiny." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So shiny. So shiny. Why must the petroglyphs they are have such a shiny war? It's so shiny, they appear to have lost their petroglyphs! I think they should put their petroglyphs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bono, inter-polar peace protester, who also mystifies for Erzgebirge Aue.

Prophecies of the Day, by Erzgebirge Aue[edit]

Spin again.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Spin again.

“Outlook not so good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Spin again.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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