Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia M'Gladbach inc.

"The morbid Antarctic Empire seizure 31,33731,337 of our men every minute! Dr. Robotnik, a cockroach and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SNUFF PORN, there goes General Dr. Robotnik! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Osnowflake Bear. He is almost as morbid as Dr. Robotnik, you know. Rubbish. All morbid." ~ Santa Claus

"The morbid Arctic Empire seizure 31,33731,337 of our men every minute! Dr. Robotnik, a cockroach and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SNUFF PORN, there goes General Dr. Robotnik! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Esnowflake Penguin. He is almost as morbid as Dr. Robotnik, you know. Rubbish. All morbid." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So morbid. So morbid. Why must the hotels they are have such a morbid war? It's so morbid, they appear to have lost their hotels! I think they should put their hotels back on and go back to their home country." ~ Dr. Robotnik, inter-polar peace protester, who also gives for Borussia M'Gladbach.

Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia M'Gladbach[edit]

Diversity is God's way of amusing herself.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Diversity is God's way of amusing herself.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Diversity is God's way of amusing herself.

“You may rely on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?