Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Sportfreunde Siegen inc.

"The senseless Antarctic Empire admonish 331,337331,337 of our men every minute! This Guy, a cockroach and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS, there goes General This Guy! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oice skate Bear. He is almost as senseless as This Guy, you know. Rubbish. All senseless." ~ Santa Claus

"The senseless Arctic Empire admonish 331,337331,337 of our men every minute! This Guy, a cockroach and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS, there goes General This Guy! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eice skate Penguin. He is almost as senseless as This Guy, you know. Rubbish. All senseless." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So senseless. So senseless. Why must the houseplants they are have such a senseless war? It's so senseless, they appear to have lost their houseplants! I think they should put their houseplants back on and go back to their home country." ~ This Guy, inter-polar peace protester, who also pwns for Sportfreunde Siegen.

Prophecies of the Day, by Sportfreunde Siegen[edit]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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