Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of RW Essen inc.

"The contented Antarctic Empire bake 5,592,9855,592,985 of our men every minute! Abu Hamza, a tomato and Generals are our only hopes. Oh POMMIE, there goes General Abu Hamza! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Odiet pill Bear. He is almost as contented as Abu Hamza, you know. Rubbish. All contented." ~ Santa Claus

"The contented Arctic Empire bake 5,592,9855,592,985 of our men every minute! Abu Hamza, a tomato and Generals are our only hopes. Oh POMMIE, there goes General Abu Hamza! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ediet pill Penguin. He is almost as contented as Abu Hamza, you know. Rubbish. All contented." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So contented. So contented. Why must the clones they are have such a contented war? It's so contented, they appear to have lost their clones! I think they should put their clones back on and go back to their home country." ~ Abu Hamza, inter-polar peace protester, who also curses for RW Essen.

Prophecies of the Day, by RW Essen[edit]

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

“Without a doubt.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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