Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SV Werder Bremen inc.

"The expensive Antarctic Empire bomb 3,2063,206 of our men every minute! Ganondorf, fissile uranium and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BUGGER OFF, there goes General Ganondorf! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ozoot suit Bear. He is almost as expensive as Ganondorf, you know. Rubbish. All expensive." ~ Santa Claus

"The expensive Arctic Empire bomb 3,2063,206 of our men every minute! Ganondorf, fissile uranium and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BUGGER OFF, there goes General Ganondorf! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ezoot suit Penguin. He is almost as expensive as Ganondorf, you know. Rubbish. All expensive." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So expensive. So expensive. Why must the t-shirts they are have such a expensive war? It's so expensive, they appear to have lost their t-shirts! I think they should put their t-shirts back on and go back to their home country." ~ Ganondorf, inter-polar peace protester, who also defies for SV Werder Bremen.

Prophecies of the Day, by SV Werder Bremen[edit]

Life's a virgin. A bitch is too easy.

“As I see it, yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Life's a virgin. A bitch is too easy.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Life's a virgin. A bitch is too easy.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?