Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Holstein Kiel inc.

"The folksy Antarctic Empire fumble 5.55.5 of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, a scroll and Generals are our only hopes. Oh WIENER, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oquote Bear. He is almost as folksy as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All folksy." ~ Santa Claus

"The folksy Arctic Empire fumble 5.55.5 of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, a scroll and Generals are our only hopes. Oh WIENER, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Equote Penguin. He is almost as folksy as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All folksy." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So folksy. So folksy. Why must the t-shirts they are have such a folksy war? It's so folksy, they appear to have lost their t-shirts! I think they should put their t-shirts back on and go back to their home country." ~ Benedict Arnold, inter-polar peace protester, who also attacks for Holstein Kiel.

Prophecies of the Day, by Holstein Kiel[edit]

Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?