Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Köln inc.

"The incompetent Antarctic Empire recollect 100100 of our men every minute! Lech Wałęsa, tofu and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BALLS, there goes General Lech Wałęsa! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocrusher Bear. He is almost as incompetent as Lech Wałęsa, you know. Rubbish. All incompetent." ~ Santa Claus

"The incompetent Arctic Empire recollect 100100 of our men every minute! Lech Wałęsa, tofu and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BALLS, there goes General Lech Wałęsa! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecrusher Penguin. He is almost as incompetent as Lech Wałęsa, you know. Rubbish. All incompetent." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So incompetent. So incompetent. Why must the rakes they are have such a incompetent war? It's so incompetent, they appear to have lost their rakes! I think they should put their rakes back on and go back to their home country." ~ Lech Wałęsa, inter-polar peace protester, who also yells for 1. FC Köln.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Köln[edit]

A myth is a female moth.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A myth is a female moth.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A myth is a female moth.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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