Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of LR Ahlen inc.

"The offensive Antarctic Empire disintegrate 3,4183,418 of our men every minute! Bob Saget, a paper and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSCRACK, there goes General Bob Saget! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oraccoon Bear. He is almost as offensive as Bob Saget, you know. Rubbish. All offensive." ~ Santa Claus

"The offensive Arctic Empire disintegrate 3,4183,418 of our men every minute! Bob Saget, a paper and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSCRACK, there goes General Bob Saget! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eraccoon Penguin. He is almost as offensive as Bob Saget, you know. Rubbish. All offensive." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So offensive. So offensive. Why must the organs they are have such a offensive war? It's so offensive, they appear to have lost their organs! I think they should put their organs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bob Saget, inter-polar peace protester, who also stretches for LR Ahlen.

Prophecies of the Day, by LR Ahlen[edit]

A friend in need is a pain indeed.

“Reply hazy, try again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A friend in need is a pain indeed.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A friend in need is a pain indeed.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?