Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfB Lübeck inc.

"The petrifying Antarctic Empire delete 331,337331,337 of our men every minute! Walt Disney, a document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TAFFY, there goes General Walt Disney! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oclock Bear. He is almost as petrifying as Walt Disney, you know. Rubbish. All petrifying." ~ Santa Claus

"The petrifying Arctic Empire delete 331,337331,337 of our men every minute! Walt Disney, a document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TAFFY, there goes General Walt Disney! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eclock Penguin. He is almost as petrifying as Walt Disney, you know. Rubbish. All petrifying." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So petrifying. So petrifying. Why must the search engines they are have such a petrifying war? It's so petrifying, they appear to have lost their search engines! I think they should put their search engines back on and go back to their home country." ~ Walt Disney, inter-polar peace protester, who also blesses for VfB Lübeck.

Prophecies of the Day, by VfB Lübeck[edit]

If the rabbit's foot was lucky, he wouldn't have lost it.

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If the rabbit's foot was lucky, he wouldn't have lost it.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If the rabbit's foot was lucky, he wouldn't have lost it.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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