Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia M'Gladbach inc.

"The flammable Antarctic Empire refill -1-1 of our men every minute! Margaret Thatcher, a home theater system and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKTARD, there goes General Margaret Thatcher! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OToyota Bear. He is almost as flammable as Margaret Thatcher, you know. Rubbish. All flammable." ~ Santa Claus

"The flammable Arctic Empire refill -1-1 of our men every minute! Margaret Thatcher, a home theater system and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKTARD, there goes General Margaret Thatcher! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EToyota Penguin. He is almost as flammable as Margaret Thatcher, you know. Rubbish. All flammable." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So flammable. So flammable. Why must the tomatoes they are have such a flammable war? It's so flammable, they appear to have lost their tomatoes! I think they should put their tomatoes back on and go back to their home country." ~ Margaret Thatcher, inter-polar peace protester, who also deceives for Borussia M'Gladbach.

Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia M'Gladbach[edit]

A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.

“Without a doubt.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?