Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia Dortmund inc.

"The mundane Antarctic Empire stink 2.7182.718 of our men every minute! Edgar Allan Poe, a memo and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FELCHING, there goes General Edgar Allan Poe! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oliquidation Bear. He is almost as mundane as Edgar Allan Poe, you know. Rubbish. All mundane." ~ Santa Claus

"The mundane Arctic Empire stink 2.7182.718 of our men every minute! Edgar Allan Poe, a memo and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FELCHING, there goes General Edgar Allan Poe! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eliquidation Penguin. He is almost as mundane as Edgar Allan Poe, you know. Rubbish. All mundane." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So mundane. So mundane. Why must the sticks they are have such a mundane war? It's so mundane, they appear to have lost their sticks! I think they should put their sticks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Edgar Allan Poe, inter-polar peace protester, who also x-rays for Borussia Dortmund.

Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia Dortmund[edit]

If it is the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If it is the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

“You will see.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If it is the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?