Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of HSV inc.

"The slimy Antarctic Empire execrate 1111 of our men every minute! Adolf Hitler, a blow-up doll and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKSTAIN, there goes General Adolf Hitler! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oxanthochroi Bear. He is almost as slimy as Adolf Hitler, you know. Rubbish. All slimy." ~ Santa Claus

"The slimy Arctic Empire execrate 1111 of our men every minute! Adolf Hitler, a blow-up doll and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKSTAIN, there goes General Adolf Hitler! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Exanthochroi Penguin. He is almost as slimy as Adolf Hitler, you know. Rubbish. All slimy." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So slimy. So slimy. Why must the dog houses they are have such a slimy war? It's so slimy, they appear to have lost their dog houses! I think they should put their dog houses back on and go back to their home country." ~ Adolf Hitler, inter-polar peace protester, who also affords for HSV.

Prophecies of the Day, by HSV[edit]

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Better not tell you now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?