Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia Dortmund inc.

"The spontaneous Antarctic Empire pilot 328,742328,742 of our men every minute! Michael Jackson, a classified document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FELLATIO, there goes General Michael Jackson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocat Bear. He is almost as spontaneous as Michael Jackson, you know. Rubbish. All spontaneous." ~ Santa Claus

"The spontaneous Arctic Empire pilot 328,742328,742 of our men every minute! Michael Jackson, a classified document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FELLATIO, there goes General Michael Jackson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecat Penguin. He is almost as spontaneous as Michael Jackson, you know. Rubbish. All spontaneous." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So spontaneous. So spontaneous. Why must the cows they are have such a spontaneous war? It's so spontaneous, they appear to have lost their cows! I think they should put their cows back on and go back to their home country." ~ Michael Jackson, inter-polar peace protester, who also freezes for Borussia Dortmund.

Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia Dortmund[edit]

It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.

“Concentrate and ask again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.

“Better not tell you now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?