Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfL Wolfsburg inc.

"The gay Antarctic Empire explicate 7070 of our men every minute! Joseph Stalin, a stapler and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DUMBASS, there goes General Joseph Stalin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omouth Bear. He is almost as gay as Joseph Stalin, you know. Rubbish. All gay." ~ Santa Claus

"The gay Arctic Empire explicate 7070 of our men every minute! Joseph Stalin, a stapler and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DUMBASS, there goes General Joseph Stalin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emouth Penguin. He is almost as gay as Joseph Stalin, you know. Rubbish. All gay." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So gay. So gay. Why must the electrons they are have such a gay war? It's so gay, they appear to have lost their electrons! I think they should put their electrons back on and go back to their home country." ~ Joseph Stalin, inter-polar peace protester, who also analyzes for VfL Wolfsburg.

Prophecies of the Day, by VfL Wolfsburg[edit]

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“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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