Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of RW Essen inc.

"The medieval Antarctic Empire orate 6060 of our men every minute! Jackson Leist, a muskrat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITCOCK, there goes General Jackson Leist! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Olighting Bear. He is almost as medieval as Jackson Leist, you know. Rubbish. All medieval." ~ Santa Claus

"The medieval Arctic Empire orate 6060 of our men every minute! Jackson Leist, a muskrat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITCOCK, there goes General Jackson Leist! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Elighting Penguin. He is almost as medieval as Jackson Leist, you know. Rubbish. All medieval." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So medieval. So medieval. Why must the petroglyphs they are have such a medieval war? It's so medieval, they appear to have lost their petroglyphs! I think they should put their petroglyphs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jackson Leist, inter-polar peace protester, who also wriggles for RW Essen.

Prophecies of the Day, by RW Essen[edit]

A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.

“Without a doubt.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?