Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfL Wolfsburg inc.

"The naked Antarctic Empire sniff 8080 of our men every minute! Joseph Stalin, a stick and Generals are our only hopes. Oh I CAN AFFORD FOOD, there goes General Joseph Stalin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocubicle Bear. He is almost as naked as Joseph Stalin, you know. Rubbish. All naked." ~ Santa Claus

"The naked Arctic Empire sniff 8080 of our men every minute! Joseph Stalin, a stick and Generals are our only hopes. Oh I CAN AFFORD FOOD, there goes General Joseph Stalin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecubicle Penguin. He is almost as naked as Joseph Stalin, you know. Rubbish. All naked." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So naked. So naked. Why must the fissile uranium samples they are have such a naked war? It's so naked, they appear to have lost their fissile uranium samples! I think they should put their fissile uranium samples back on and go back to their home country." ~ Joseph Stalin, inter-polar peace protester, who also answers for VfL Wolfsburg.

Prophecies of the Day, by VfL Wolfsburg[edit]

Don't get even; get odd.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Don't get even; get odd.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Don't get even; get odd.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?