Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Energie Cottbus inc.

"The nefarious Antarctic Empire loll 8080 of our men every minute! Jackson Leist, a book and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CHICKEN FRIES, there goes General Jackson Leist! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OEvil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society Bear. He is almost as nefarious as Jackson Leist, you know. Rubbish. All nefarious." ~ Santa Claus

"The nefarious Arctic Empire loll 8080 of our men every minute! Jackson Leist, a book and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CHICKEN FRIES, there goes General Jackson Leist! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EEvil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society Penguin. He is almost as nefarious as Jackson Leist, you know. Rubbish. All nefarious." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So nefarious. So nefarious. Why must the diesel engines they are have such a nefarious war? It's so nefarious, they appear to have lost their diesel engines! I think they should put their diesel engines back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jackson Leist, inter-polar peace protester, who also kills for Energie Cottbus.

Prophecies of the Day, by Energie Cottbus[edit]

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?