Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Kickers Offenbach inc.

"The shimmery Antarctic Empire sell 1,0001,000 of our men every minute! Jimbo Wales, a diet pill and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GOBSHITE, there goes General Jimbo Wales! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private ORepublican Bear. He is almost as shimmery as Jimbo Wales, you know. Rubbish. All shimmery." ~ Santa Claus

"The shimmery Arctic Empire sell 1,0001,000 of our men every minute! Jimbo Wales, a diet pill and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GOBSHITE, there goes General Jimbo Wales! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private ERepublican Penguin. He is almost as shimmery as Jimbo Wales, you know. Rubbish. All shimmery." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So shimmery. So shimmery. Why must the bags of cement they are have such a shimmery war? It's so shimmery, they appear to have lost their bags of cement! I think they should put their bags of cement back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jimbo Wales, inter-polar peace protester, who also apologises for Kickers Offenbach.

Prophecies of the Day, by Kickers Offenbach[edit]

Cannibals aren't vegetarians, they're humanitarians.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cannibals aren't vegetarians, they're humanitarians.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cannibals aren't vegetarians, they're humanitarians.

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?