Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FC Schalke 04 inc.

"The medieval Antarctic Empire riot 4242 of our men every minute! Mao Zedong, a pastry and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GARBAGE DAY!, there goes General Mao Zedong! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OVolkswagen Bear. He is almost as medieval as Mao Zedong, you know. Rubbish. All medieval." ~ Santa Claus

"The medieval Arctic Empire riot 4242 of our men every minute! Mao Zedong, a pastry and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GARBAGE DAY!, there goes General Mao Zedong! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EVolkswagen Penguin. He is almost as medieval as Mao Zedong, you know. Rubbish. All medieval." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So medieval. So medieval. Why must the needles they are have such a medieval war? It's so medieval, they appear to have lost their needles! I think they should put their needles back on and go back to their home country." ~ Mao Zedong, inter-polar peace protester, who also h4x0rz for FC Schalke 04.

Prophecies of the Day, by FC Schalke 04[edit]

You who think you know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

You who think you know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

You who think you know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?