Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Arminia Bielefeld inc.

"The posh Antarctic Empire exorcise 3,182,1913,182,191 of our men every minute! Alexander the Great, a lawn mower and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCK, there goes General Alexander the Great! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oescape pod Bear. He is almost as posh as Alexander the Great, you know. Rubbish. All posh." ~ Santa Claus

"The posh Arctic Empire exorcise 3,182,1913,182,191 of our men every minute! Alexander the Great, a lawn mower and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCK, there goes General Alexander the Great! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eescape pod Penguin. He is almost as posh as Alexander the Great, you know. Rubbish. All posh." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So posh. So posh. Why must the balloons they are have such a posh war? It's so posh, they appear to have lost their balloons! I think they should put their balloons back on and go back to their home country." ~ Alexander the Great, inter-polar peace protester, who also litigates for Arminia Bielefeld.

Prophecies of the Day, by Arminia Bielefeld[edit]

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

“No”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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