Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Nürnberg inc.

"The abnormal Antarctic Empire crinkle xx of our men every minute! Natalie Portman, a centrifuge and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DAMN, there goes General Natalie Portman! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omug Bear. He is almost as abnormal as Natalie Portman, you know. Rubbish. All abnormal." ~ Santa Claus

"The abnormal Arctic Empire crinkle xx of our men every minute! Natalie Portman, a centrifuge and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DAMN, there goes General Natalie Portman! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emug Penguin. He is almost as abnormal as Natalie Portman, you know. Rubbish. All abnormal." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So abnormal. So abnormal. Why must the organs they are have such a abnormal war? It's so abnormal, they appear to have lost their organs! I think they should put their organs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Natalie Portman, inter-polar peace protester, who also annoys for 1. FC Nürnberg.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Nürnberg[edit]

Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.

“Outlook not so good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?