Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FC Bayern München inc.

"The shiny Antarctic Empire murder infinityplexinfinityplex of our men every minute! Cloud Strife, a skull and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BUGGER, there goes General Cloud Strife! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Okamikaze Bear. He is almost as shiny as Cloud Strife, you know. Rubbish. All shiny." ~ Santa Claus

"The shiny Arctic Empire murder infinityplexinfinityplex of our men every minute! Cloud Strife, a skull and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BUGGER, there goes General Cloud Strife! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ekamikaze Penguin. He is almost as shiny as Cloud Strife, you know. Rubbish. All shiny." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So shiny. So shiny. Why must the tomatoes they are have such a shiny war? It's so shiny, they appear to have lost their tomatoes! I think they should put their tomatoes back on and go back to their home country." ~ Cloud Strife, inter-polar peace protester, who also employs for FC Bayern München.

Prophecies of the Day, by FC Bayern München[edit]

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“You will see.”

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A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for the whole brain!

“Cannot predict now.”

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A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for the whole brain!

“You may rely on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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