Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Alemania Aachen inc.

"The infectious Antarctic Empire hurt 5555 of our men every minute! Sean Connery, an airplane and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKSTAIN, there goes General Sean Connery! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Open Bear. He is almost as infectious as Sean Connery, you know. Rubbish. All infectious." ~ Santa Claus

"The infectious Arctic Empire hurt 5555 of our men every minute! Sean Connery, an airplane and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKSTAIN, there goes General Sean Connery! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epen Penguin. He is almost as infectious as Sean Connery, you know. Rubbish. All infectious." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So infectious. So infectious. Why must the tires they are have such a infectious war? It's so infectious, they appear to have lost their tires! I think they should put their tires back on and go back to their home country." ~ Sean Connery, inter-polar peace protester, who also matures for Alemania Aachen.

Prophecies of the Day, by Alemania Aachen[edit]

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

“Better not tell you now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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