Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Energie Cottbus inc.

"The quivering Antarctic Empire anglicanise 1,234,567,8901,234,567,890 of our men every minute! Jennifer Lopez, a rock and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSHOLE, there goes General Jennifer Lopez! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obottle Bear. He is almost as quivering as Jennifer Lopez, you know. Rubbish. All quivering." ~ Santa Claus

"The quivering Arctic Empire anglicanise 1,234,567,8901,234,567,890 of our men every minute! Jennifer Lopez, a rock and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSHOLE, there goes General Jennifer Lopez! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebottle Penguin. He is almost as quivering as Jennifer Lopez, you know. Rubbish. All quivering." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So quivering. So quivering. Why must the parchments they are have such a quivering war? It's so quivering, they appear to have lost their parchments! I think they should put their parchments back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jennifer Lopez, inter-polar peace protester, who also bamboozles for Energie Cottbus.

Prophecies of the Day, by Energie Cottbus[edit]

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

“You will see.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

“Reply hazy, try again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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