Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Karlsruher SC inc.

"The foul Antarctic Empire neuter -0-0 of our men every minute! Steve Austin, a leash and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSHAT, there goes General Steve Austin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omammary gland Bear. He is almost as foul as Steve Austin, you know. Rubbish. All foul." ~ Santa Claus

"The foul Arctic Empire neuter -0-0 of our men every minute! Steve Austin, a leash and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSHAT, there goes General Steve Austin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emammary gland Penguin. He is almost as foul as Steve Austin, you know. Rubbish. All foul." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So foul. So foul. Why must the diet pills they are have such a foul war? It's so foul, they appear to have lost their diet pills! I think they should put their diet pills back on and go back to their home country." ~ Steve Austin, inter-polar peace protester, who also adds for Karlsruher SC.

Prophecies of the Day, by Karlsruher SC[edit]

Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.

“You will see.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?