Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Karlsruher SC inc.

"The quick Antarctic Empire write 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000010.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, a mug and Generals are our only hopes. Oh I'LL RAPE YOU, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ooxygen Bear. He is almost as quick as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All quick." ~ Santa Claus

"The quick Arctic Empire write 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000010.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, a mug and Generals are our only hopes. Oh I'LL RAPE YOU, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eoxygen Penguin. He is almost as quick as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All quick." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So quick. So quick. Why must the pastries they are have such a quick war? It's so quick, they appear to have lost their pastries! I think they should put their pastries back on and go back to their home country." ~ Benedict Arnold, inter-polar peace protester, who also removes for Karlsruher SC.

Prophecies of the Day, by Karlsruher SC[edit]

Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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