Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SV Werder Bremen inc.

"The obscure Antarctic Empire plagiarize ThursdayThursday of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, an electron and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITSLINGING, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omonkey Bear. He is almost as obscure as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All obscure." ~ Santa Claus

"The obscure Arctic Empire plagiarize ThursdayThursday of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, an electron and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITSLINGING, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emonkey Penguin. He is almost as obscure as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All obscure." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So obscure. So obscure. Why must the rakes they are have such a obscure war? It's so obscure, they appear to have lost their rakes! I think they should put their rakes back on and go back to their home country." ~ Benedict Arnold, inter-polar peace protester, who also blinks for SV Werder Bremen.

Prophecies of the Day, by SV Werder Bremen[edit]

Kid's loyalty turns on a dime.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Kid's loyalty turns on a dime.

“Better not tell you now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Kid's loyalty turns on a dime.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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