Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1860 München inc.

"The no-frills Antarctic Empire absolve 1010 of our men every minute! Gottfried Leibniz, a blender and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITSLIDE, there goes General Gottfried Leibniz! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Osteak knife Bear. He is almost as no-frills as Gottfried Leibniz, you know. Rubbish. All no-frills." ~ Santa Claus

"The no-frills Arctic Empire absolve 1010 of our men every minute! Gottfried Leibniz, a blender and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITSLIDE, there goes General Gottfried Leibniz! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Esteak knife Penguin. He is almost as no-frills as Gottfried Leibniz, you know. Rubbish. All no-frills." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So no-frills. So no-frills. Why must the staplers they are have such a no-frills war? It's so no-frills, they appear to have lost their staplers! I think they should put their staplers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Gottfried Leibniz, inter-polar peace protester, who also h4x0rz for 1860 München.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1860 München[edit]

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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