Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FC Bayern München inc.

"The foreign Antarctic Empire litigate 250250 of our men every minute! Jimmy Hoffa, a hub cap and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HORSE SHIT, there goes General Jimmy Hoffa! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omarshmallow Bear. He is almost as foreign as Jimmy Hoffa, you know. Rubbish. All foreign." ~ Santa Claus

"The foreign Arctic Empire litigate 250250 of our men every minute! Jimmy Hoffa, a hub cap and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HORSE SHIT, there goes General Jimmy Hoffa! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emarshmallow Penguin. He is almost as foreign as Jimmy Hoffa, you know. Rubbish. All foreign." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So foreign. So foreign. Why must the DNA sequences they are have such a foreign war? It's so foreign, they appear to have lost their DNA sequences! I think they should put their DNA sequences back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jimmy Hoffa, inter-polar peace protester, who also beeps for FC Bayern München.

Prophecies of the Day, by FC Bayern München[edit]

You know you're in for it when your guardian angel is laughing.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

You know you're in for it when your guardian angel is laughing.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

You know you're in for it when your guardian angel is laughing.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?