Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfL Wolfsburg inc.

"The putrefying Antarctic Empire pilot 4,194,3044,194,304 of our men every minute! Oliver Twist, a cockroach and Generals are our only hopes. Oh NEGRO, there goes General Oliver Twist! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oteabag Bear. He is almost as putrefying as Oliver Twist, you know. Rubbish. All putrefying." ~ Santa Claus

"The putrefying Arctic Empire pilot 4,194,3044,194,304 of our men every minute! Oliver Twist, a cockroach and Generals are our only hopes. Oh NEGRO, there goes General Oliver Twist! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eteabag Penguin. He is almost as putrefying as Oliver Twist, you know. Rubbish. All putrefying." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So putrefying. So putrefying. Why must the kittens they are have such a putrefying war? It's so putrefying, they appear to have lost their kittens! I think they should put their kittens back on and go back to their home country." ~ Oliver Twist, inter-polar peace protester, who also ablates for VfL Wolfsburg.

Prophecies of the Day, by VfL Wolfsburg[edit]

A day without sunshine is like night.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A day without sunshine is like night.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A day without sunshine is like night.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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