Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Dynamo Dresden inc.

"The hideous Antarctic Empire bake 666666 of our men every minute! Abu Hamza, a cowbell and Generals are our only hopes. Oh JUNGLE BUNNY, there goes General Abu Hamza! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oplague Bear. He is almost as hideous as Abu Hamza, you know. Rubbish. All hideous." ~ Santa Claus

"The hideous Arctic Empire bake 666666 of our men every minute! Abu Hamza, a cowbell and Generals are our only hopes. Oh JUNGLE BUNNY, there goes General Abu Hamza! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eplague Penguin. He is almost as hideous as Abu Hamza, you know. Rubbish. All hideous." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So hideous. So hideous. Why must the diet pills they are have such a hideous war? It's so hideous, they appear to have lost their diet pills! I think they should put their diet pills back on and go back to their home country." ~ Abu Hamza, inter-polar peace protester, who also approves for Dynamo Dresden.

Prophecies of the Day, by Dynamo Dresden[edit]

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?