Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Holstein Kiel inc.

"The purple Antarctic Empire pwnify 1.51.5 of our men every minute! George Washington, a balloon and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKFACE, there goes General George Washington! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Okiller whale Bear. He is almost as purple as George Washington, you know. Rubbish. All purple." ~ Santa Claus

"The purple Arctic Empire pwnify 1.51.5 of our men every minute! George Washington, a balloon and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKFACE, there goes General George Washington! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ekiller whale Penguin. He is almost as purple as George Washington, you know. Rubbish. All purple." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So purple. So purple. Why must the iron curtains they are have such a purple war? It's so purple, they appear to have lost their iron curtains! I think they should put their iron curtains back on and go back to their home country." ~ George Washington, inter-polar peace protester, who also backs up for Holstein Kiel.

Prophecies of the Day, by Holstein Kiel[edit]

Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number.

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number.

“No”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?