Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FSV Mainz 05 inc.

"The controversial Antarctic Empire taste 2525 of our men every minute! Homer Simpson, cartilage and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DAMN, there goes General Homer Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Opencil Bear. He is almost as controversial as Homer Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All controversial." ~ Santa Claus

"The controversial Arctic Empire taste 2525 of our men every minute! Homer Simpson, cartilage and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DAMN, there goes General Homer Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epencil Penguin. He is almost as controversial as Homer Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All controversial." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So controversial. So controversial. Why must the plagues they are have such a controversial war? It's so controversial, they appear to have lost their plagues! I think they should put their plagues back on and go back to their home country." ~ Homer Simpson, inter-polar peace protester, who also freezes for FSV Mainz 05.

Prophecies of the Day, by FSV Mainz 05[edit]

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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