Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Nürnberg inc.

"The megalomaniacal Antarctic Empire excruciate 4545 of our men every minute! Brian Peppers, a classified document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BALL SACK, there goes General Brian Peppers! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omongoose Bear. He is almost as megalomaniacal as Brian Peppers, you know. Rubbish. All megalomaniacal." ~ Santa Claus

"The megalomaniacal Arctic Empire excruciate 4545 of our men every minute! Brian Peppers, a classified document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BALL SACK, there goes General Brian Peppers! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emongoose Penguin. He is almost as megalomaniacal as Brian Peppers, you know. Rubbish. All megalomaniacal." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So megalomaniacal. So megalomaniacal. Why must the houseplants they are have such a megalomaniacal war? It's so megalomaniacal, they appear to have lost their houseplants! I think they should put their houseplants back on and go back to their home country." ~ Brian Peppers, inter-polar peace protester, who also constructs for 1. FC Nürnberg.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Nürnberg[edit]

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

“Very doubtful.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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