Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Spielvereinigung Unterhaching inc.

"The dead Antarctic Empire nuke 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000010.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of our men every minute! The King of the Internet, a bathtub and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS ARTIST, there goes General The King of the Internet! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Opossibility Bear. He is almost as dead as The King of the Internet, you know. Rubbish. All dead." ~ Santa Claus

"The dead Arctic Empire nuke 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000010.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of our men every minute! The King of the Internet, a bathtub and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS ARTIST, there goes General The King of the Internet! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epossibility Penguin. He is almost as dead as The King of the Internet, you know. Rubbish. All dead." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So dead. So dead. Why must the tubes they are have such a dead war? It's so dead, they appear to have lost their tubes! I think they should put their tubes back on and go back to their home country." ~ The King of the Internet, inter-polar peace protester, who also writes for Spielvereinigung Unterhaching.

Prophecies of the Day, by Spielvereinigung Unterhaching[edit]

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

“Reply hazy, try again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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