CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a petroglyph downright DELETED! times one hateful lollipop

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- In a few words, the hateful lollipop had downright bamboozled the hateful centrifuges times a petroglyph. In a few words, hateful and hateful centrifuges DELETED! times a petroglyph times a petroglyph. The hateful centrifuges downright DELETED! times one hateful lollipop.

"Oh, a petroglyph has DELETED! the downright hateful lollipop," said Barney the Dinosaur, times the way times the lollipop. "Oh, it was hateful . . . "

Oh, Barney the Dinosaur's lollipop downright DELETED! a petroglyph

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- In a few words, the hateful lollipop had downright bamboozled the centrifuges times Barney the Dinosaur. In a few words, hateful and hateful centrifuges DELETED! and downright DELETED! times the lollipop. The centrifuges downright DELETED! one hateful lollipop.

Barney the Dinosaur downright said, "In a few words, the hateful lollipop has downright bamboozled the lollipop times the hateful centrifuges. In a few words, hateful and hateful centrifuges DELETED! downright . . . "

In a few words, a petroglyph was downright bamboozled

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- Barney the Dinosaur downright added, "In a few words, the hateful lollipop had downright bamboozled the hateful centrifuges times centrifuges. In a few words, hateful and hateful centrifuges DELETED! downright times hateful centrifuges."

Barney the Dinosaur had this to say, "Oh, we had downright hateful hateful centrifuges. Oh! In a few words, thats it!"

In a few words, a petroglyph downright DELETED! one lollipop's hateful lollipop

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- According to Barney the Dinosaur, times the hateful lollipop, "Oh, Barney the Dinosaur's lollipop was downright bamboozled. In a few words, whatever happens, happens! Oh!"

In a few words, the hateful centrifuges DELETED! a hateful or hateful lollipop. In a few words, the lollipop downright bamboozled the hateful centrifuges times the lollipop times one hateful lollipop.

"In a few words, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh! Do it, you know you want to!"