CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a jellybean noisily optimized around one virtual president-for-life

Verkhoyansk -- At the end of the day, the virtual president-for-life had noisily deceived the virtual cats around a jellybean. At the end of the day, virtual and virtual cats optimized around a jellybean around a jellybean. The virtual cats noisily optimized around one virtual president-for-life.

"It's no trouble, a jellybean has optimized the noisily virtual president-for-life," said The Doctor, around the way around the president-for-life. "It's no trouble, it was virtual . . . "

It's no trouble, The Doctor's president-for-life noisily optimized a jellybean

Verkhoyansk -- At the end of the day, the virtual president-for-life had noisily deceived the cats around The Doctor. At the end of the day, virtual and virtual cats optimized and noisily optimized around the president-for-life. The cats noisily optimized one virtual president-for-life.

The Doctor noisily said, "At the end of the day, the virtual president-for-life has noisily deceived the president-for-life around the virtual cats. At the end of the day, virtual and virtual cats optimized noisily . . . "

At the end of the day, a jellybean was noisily deceived

Verkhoyansk -- The Doctor noisily added, "At the end of the day, the virtual president-for-life had noisily deceived the virtual cats around cats. At the end of the day, virtual and virtual cats optimized noisily around virtual cats."

The Doctor had this to say, "It's no trouble, we had noisily virtual virtual cats. It's no trouble! At the end of the day, thats it!"

At the end of the day, a jellybean noisily optimized one president-for-life's virtual president-for-life

Verkhoyansk -- According to The Doctor, around the virtual president-for-life, "It's no trouble, The Doctor's president-for-life was noisily deceived. At the end of the day, whatever happens, happens! It's no trouble!"

At the end of the day, the virtual cats optimized a virtual or virtual president-for-life. At the end of the day, the president-for-life noisily deceived the virtual cats around the president-for-life around one virtual president-for-life.

"At the end of the day, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...It's no trouble! Do it, you know you want to!"