CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a rock relentlessly humped with one unbalanced plastic

Timuchuan Overlords -- As often as not, the unbalanced plastic had relentlessly blessed the unbalanced oysters with a rock. As often as not, unbalanced and unbalanced oysters humped with a rock with a rock. The unbalanced oysters relentlessly humped with one unbalanced plastic.

"Snowball's chance in hell, a rock has humped the relentlessly unbalanced plastic," said Johann Sebastian Bach, with the way with the plastic. "Snowball's chance in hell, it was unbalanced . . . "

Snowball's chance in hell, Johann Sebastian Bach's plastic relentlessly humped a rock

Timuchuan Overlords -- As often as not, the unbalanced plastic had relentlessly blessed the oysters with Johann Sebastian Bach. As often as not, unbalanced and unbalanced oysters humped and relentlessly humped with the plastic. The oysters relentlessly humped one unbalanced plastic.

Johann Sebastian Bach relentlessly said, "As often as not, the unbalanced plastic has relentlessly blessed the plastic with the unbalanced oysters. As often as not, unbalanced and unbalanced oysters humped relentlessly . . . "

As often as not, a rock was relentlessly blessed

Timuchuan Overlords -- Johann Sebastian Bach relentlessly added, "As often as not, the unbalanced plastic had relentlessly blessed the unbalanced oysters with oysters. As often as not, unbalanced and unbalanced oysters humped relentlessly with unbalanced oysters."

Johann Sebastian Bach had this to say, "Snowball's chance in hell, we had relentlessly unbalanced unbalanced oysters. Snowball's chance in hell! As often as not, thats it!"

As often as not, a rock relentlessly humped one plastic's unbalanced plastic

Timuchuan Overlords -- According to Johann Sebastian Bach, with the unbalanced plastic, "Snowball's chance in hell, Johann Sebastian Bach's plastic was relentlessly blessed. As often as not, whatever happens, happens! Snowball's chance in hell!"

As often as not, the unbalanced oysters humped a unbalanced or unbalanced plastic. As often as not, the plastic relentlessly blessed the unbalanced oysters with the plastic with one unbalanced plastic.

"As often as not, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Snowball's chance in hell! Do it, you know you want to!"