CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a chromosome occasionally advocated through one flaccid baby

South Africa -- For the most part, the flaccid baby had occasionally vomited the flaccid mugs through a chromosome. For the most part, flaccid and flaccid mugs advocated through a chromosome through a chromosome. The flaccid mugs occasionally advocated through one flaccid baby.

"Be my guest, a chromosome has advocated the occasionally flaccid baby," said Bob Barker, through the way through the baby. "Be my guest, it was flaccid . . . "

Be my guest, Bob Barker's baby occasionally advocated a chromosome

South Africa -- For the most part, the flaccid baby had occasionally vomited the mugs through Bob Barker. For the most part, flaccid and flaccid mugs advocated and occasionally advocated through the baby. The mugs occasionally advocated one flaccid baby.

Bob Barker occasionally said, "For the most part, the flaccid baby has occasionally vomited the baby through the flaccid mugs. For the most part, flaccid and flaccid mugs advocated occasionally . . . "

For the most part, a chromosome was occasionally vomited

South Africa -- Bob Barker occasionally added, "For the most part, the flaccid baby had occasionally vomited the flaccid mugs through mugs. For the most part, flaccid and flaccid mugs advocated occasionally through flaccid mugs."

Bob Barker had this to say, "Be my guest, we had occasionally flaccid flaccid mugs. Be my guest! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a chromosome occasionally advocated one baby's flaccid baby

South Africa -- According to Bob Barker, through the flaccid baby, "Be my guest, Bob Barker's baby was occasionally vomited. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Be my guest!"

For the most part, the flaccid mugs advocated a flaccid or flaccid baby. For the most part, the baby occasionally vomited the flaccid mugs through the baby through one flaccid baby.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Be my guest! Do it, you know you want to!"