CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a tomato rudely ASPLODEd like one contented gun

Tokyo -- In contrast, the contented gun had rudely written the contented reindeer like a tomato. In contrast, contented and contented reindeer ASPLODEd like a tomato like a tomato. The contented reindeer rudely ASPLODEd like one contented gun.

"Or something, a tomato has ASPLODEd the rudely contented gun," said David Beckham, like the way like the gun. "Or something, it was contented . . . "

Or something, David Beckham's gun rudely ASPLODEd a tomato

Tokyo -- In contrast, the contented gun had rudely written the reindeer like David Beckham. In contrast, contented and contented reindeer ASPLODEd and rudely ASPLODEd like the gun. The reindeer rudely ASPLODEd one contented gun.

David Beckham rudely said, "In contrast, the contented gun has rudely written the gun like the contented reindeer. In contrast, contented and contented reindeer ASPLODEd rudely . . . "

In contrast, a tomato was rudely written

Tokyo -- David Beckham rudely added, "In contrast, the contented gun had rudely written the contented reindeer like reindeer. In contrast, contented and contented reindeer ASPLODEd rudely like contented reindeer."

David Beckham had this to say, "Or something, we had rudely contented contented reindeer. Or something! In contrast, thats it!"

In contrast, a tomato rudely ASPLODEd one gun's contented gun

Tokyo -- According to David Beckham, like the contented gun, "Or something, David Beckham's gun was rudely written. In contrast, whatever happens, happens! Or something!"

In contrast, the contented reindeer ASPLODEd a contented or contented gun. In contrast, the gun rudely written the contented reindeer like the gun like one contented gun.

"In contrast, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Or something! Do it, you know you want to!"