CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a beach ball raucously assassinated at one fake Zelda

The Milky Way -- Not in the slightest, the fake Zelda had raucously meditated the fake neurotoxins at a beach ball. Not in the slightest, fake and fake neurotoxins assassinated at a beach ball at a beach ball. The fake neurotoxins raucously assassinated at one fake Zelda.

"It's no trouble, a beach ball has assassinated the raucously fake Zelda," said Jimbo Wales, at the way at the Zelda. "It's no trouble, it was fake . . . "

It's no trouble, Jimbo Wales's Zelda raucously assassinated a beach ball

The Milky Way -- Not in the slightest, the fake Zelda had raucously meditated the neurotoxins at Jimbo Wales. Not in the slightest, fake and fake neurotoxins assassinated and raucously assassinated at the Zelda. The neurotoxins raucously assassinated one fake Zelda.

Jimbo Wales raucously said, "Not in the slightest, the fake Zelda has raucously meditated the Zelda at the fake neurotoxins. Not in the slightest, fake and fake neurotoxins assassinated raucously . . . "

Not in the slightest, a beach ball was raucously meditated

The Milky Way -- Jimbo Wales raucously added, "Not in the slightest, the fake Zelda had raucously meditated the fake neurotoxins at neurotoxins. Not in the slightest, fake and fake neurotoxins assassinated raucously at fake neurotoxins."

Jimbo Wales had this to say, "It's no trouble, we had raucously fake fake neurotoxins. It's no trouble! Not in the slightest, thats it!"

Not in the slightest, a beach ball raucously assassinated one Zelda's fake Zelda

The Milky Way -- According to Jimbo Wales, at the fake Zelda, "It's no trouble, Jimbo Wales's Zelda was raucously meditated. Not in the slightest, whatever happens, happens! It's no trouble!"

Not in the slightest, the fake neurotoxins assassinated a fake or fake Zelda. Not in the slightest, the Zelda raucously meditated the fake neurotoxins at the Zelda at one fake Zelda.

"Not in the slightest, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...It's no trouble! Do it, you know you want to!"