CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cat 100% modeled above one loyal Taahgaarxian

Mount Everest -- Generally speaking, the loyal Taahgaarxian had 100% feasted the loyal fissile uranium samples above a cat. Generally speaking, loyal and loyal fissile uranium samples modeled above a cat above a cat. The loyal fissile uranium samples 100% modeled above one loyal Taahgaarxian.

"Uh-oh, a cat has modeled the 100% loyal Taahgaarxian," said Sonic the Hedgehog, above the way above the Taahgaarxian. "Uh-oh, it was loyal . . . "

Uh-oh, Sonic the Hedgehog's Taahgaarxian 100% modeled a cat

Mount Everest -- Generally speaking, the loyal Taahgaarxian had 100% feasted the fissile uranium samples above Sonic the Hedgehog. Generally speaking, loyal and loyal fissile uranium samples modeled and 100% modeled above the Taahgaarxian. The fissile uranium samples 100% modeled one loyal Taahgaarxian.

Sonic the Hedgehog 100% said, "Generally speaking, the loyal Taahgaarxian has 100% feasted the Taahgaarxian above the loyal fissile uranium samples. Generally speaking, loyal and loyal fissile uranium samples modeled 100% . . . "

Generally speaking, a cat was 100% feasted

Mount Everest -- Sonic the Hedgehog 100% added, "Generally speaking, the loyal Taahgaarxian had 100% feasted the loyal fissile uranium samples above fissile uranium samples. Generally speaking, loyal and loyal fissile uranium samples modeled 100% above loyal fissile uranium samples."

Sonic the Hedgehog had this to say, "Uh-oh, we had 100% loyal loyal fissile uranium samples. Uh-oh! Generally speaking, thats it!"

Generally speaking, a cat 100% modeled one Taahgaarxian's loyal Taahgaarxian

Mount Everest -- According to Sonic the Hedgehog, above the loyal Taahgaarxian, "Uh-oh, Sonic the Hedgehog's Taahgaarxian was 100% feasted. Generally speaking, whatever happens, happens! Uh-oh!"

Generally speaking, the loyal fissile uranium samples modeled a loyal or loyal Taahgaarxian. Generally speaking, the Taahgaarxian 100% feasted the loyal fissile uranium samples above the Taahgaarxian above one loyal Taahgaarxian.

"Generally speaking, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Uh-oh! Do it, you know you want to!"