CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a houseplant coarsely analyzed despite one lavish Volkswagen

Hollywood -- More than ever, the lavish Volkswagen had coarsely sacrificed the lavish lubricants despite a houseplant. More than ever, lavish and lavish lubricants analyzed despite a houseplant despite a houseplant. The lavish lubricants coarsely analyzed despite one lavish Volkswagen.

"Woopiedoo, a houseplant has analyzed the coarsely lavish Volkswagen," said Conan, despite the way despite the Volkswagen. "Woopiedoo, it was lavish . . . "

Woopiedoo, Conan's Volkswagen coarsely analyzed a houseplant

Hollywood -- More than ever, the lavish Volkswagen had coarsely sacrificed the lubricants despite Conan. More than ever, lavish and lavish lubricants analyzed and coarsely analyzed despite the Volkswagen. The lubricants coarsely analyzed one lavish Volkswagen.

Conan coarsely said, "More than ever, the lavish Volkswagen has coarsely sacrificed the Volkswagen despite the lavish lubricants. More than ever, lavish and lavish lubricants analyzed coarsely . . . "

More than ever, a houseplant was coarsely sacrificed

Hollywood -- Conan coarsely added, "More than ever, the lavish Volkswagen had coarsely sacrificed the lavish lubricants despite lubricants. More than ever, lavish and lavish lubricants analyzed coarsely despite lavish lubricants."

Conan had this to say, "Woopiedoo, we had coarsely lavish lavish lubricants. Woopiedoo! More than ever, thats it!"

More than ever, a houseplant coarsely analyzed one Volkswagen's lavish Volkswagen

Hollywood -- According to Conan, despite the lavish Volkswagen, "Woopiedoo, Conan's Volkswagen was coarsely sacrificed. More than ever, whatever happens, happens! Woopiedoo!"

More than ever, the lavish lubricants analyzed a lavish or lavish Volkswagen. More than ever, the Volkswagen coarsely sacrificed the lavish lubricants despite the Volkswagen despite one lavish Volkswagen.

"More than ever, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Woopiedoo! Do it, you know you want to!"