CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a paper ruthlessly admonished without one fervent waterfall

Bulacan -- After a long wait, the fervent waterfall had ruthlessly suffocated the fervent nuclear reactors without a paper. After a long wait, fervent and fervent nuclear reactors admonished without a paper without a paper. The fervent nuclear reactors ruthlessly admonished without one fervent waterfall.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about, a paper has admonished the ruthlessly fervent waterfall," said Spongebob, without the way without the waterfall. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, it was fervent . . . "

Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Spongebob's waterfall ruthlessly admonished a paper

Bulacan -- After a long wait, the fervent waterfall had ruthlessly suffocated the nuclear reactors without Spongebob. After a long wait, fervent and fervent nuclear reactors admonished and ruthlessly admonished without the waterfall. The nuclear reactors ruthlessly admonished one fervent waterfall.

Spongebob ruthlessly said, "After a long wait, the fervent waterfall has ruthlessly suffocated the waterfall without the fervent nuclear reactors. After a long wait, fervent and fervent nuclear reactors admonished ruthlessly . . . "

After a long wait, a paper was ruthlessly suffocated

Bulacan -- Spongebob ruthlessly added, "After a long wait, the fervent waterfall had ruthlessly suffocated the fervent nuclear reactors without nuclear reactors. After a long wait, fervent and fervent nuclear reactors admonished ruthlessly without fervent nuclear reactors."

Spongebob had this to say, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, we had ruthlessly fervent fervent nuclear reactors. Now that's what I'm talkin' about! After a long wait, thats it!"

After a long wait, a paper ruthlessly admonished one waterfall's fervent waterfall

Bulacan -- According to Spongebob, without the fervent waterfall, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Spongebob's waterfall was ruthlessly suffocated. After a long wait, whatever happens, happens! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!"

After a long wait, the fervent nuclear reactors admonished a fervent or fervent waterfall. After a long wait, the waterfall ruthlessly suffocated the fervent nuclear reactors without the waterfall without one fervent waterfall.

"After a long wait, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Do it, you know you want to!"