CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cow often admonished upon one pale chessboard

Eastern Europe -- Nine times out of ten, the pale chessboard had often deterred the pale diet pills upon a cow. Nine times out of ten, pale and pale diet pills admonished upon a cow upon a cow. The pale diet pills often admonished upon one pale chessboard.

"Pardon my French, a cow has admonished the often pale chessboard," said Jim Carrey, upon the way upon the chessboard. "Pardon my French, it was pale . . . "

Pardon my French, Jim Carrey's chessboard often admonished a cow

Eastern Europe -- Nine times out of ten, the pale chessboard had often deterred the diet pills upon Jim Carrey. Nine times out of ten, pale and pale diet pills admonished and often admonished upon the chessboard. The diet pills often admonished one pale chessboard.

Jim Carrey often said, "Nine times out of ten, the pale chessboard has often deterred the chessboard upon the pale diet pills. Nine times out of ten, pale and pale diet pills admonished often . . . "

Nine times out of ten, a cow was often deterred

Eastern Europe -- Jim Carrey often added, "Nine times out of ten, the pale chessboard had often deterred the pale diet pills upon diet pills. Nine times out of ten, pale and pale diet pills admonished often upon pale diet pills."

Jim Carrey had this to say, "Pardon my French, we had often pale pale diet pills. Pardon my French! Nine times out of ten, thats it!"

Nine times out of ten, a cow often admonished one chessboard's pale chessboard

Eastern Europe -- According to Jim Carrey, upon the pale chessboard, "Pardon my French, Jim Carrey's chessboard was often deterred. Nine times out of ten, whatever happens, happens! Pardon my French!"

Nine times out of ten, the pale diet pills admonished a pale or pale chessboard. Nine times out of ten, the chessboard often deterred the pale diet pills upon the chessboard upon one pale chessboard.

"Nine times out of ten, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Pardon my French! Do it, you know you want to!"