CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a muffin obnoxiously humped amid one cryptic library

Porchesia -- First and foremost, the cryptic library had obnoxiously navigated the cryptic politicians amid a muffin. First and foremost, cryptic and cryptic politicians humped amid a muffin amid a muffin. The cryptic politicians obnoxiously humped amid one cryptic library.

"Yes indeed, a muffin has humped the obnoxiously cryptic library," said Avril Lavigne, amid the way amid the library. "Yes indeed, it was cryptic . . . "

Yes indeed, Avril Lavigne's library obnoxiously humped a muffin

Porchesia -- First and foremost, the cryptic library had obnoxiously navigated the politicians amid Avril Lavigne. First and foremost, cryptic and cryptic politicians humped and obnoxiously humped amid the library. The politicians obnoxiously humped one cryptic library.

Avril Lavigne obnoxiously said, "First and foremost, the cryptic library has obnoxiously navigated the library amid the cryptic politicians. First and foremost, cryptic and cryptic politicians humped obnoxiously . . . "

First and foremost, a muffin was obnoxiously navigated

Porchesia -- Avril Lavigne obnoxiously added, "First and foremost, the cryptic library had obnoxiously navigated the cryptic politicians amid politicians. First and foremost, cryptic and cryptic politicians humped obnoxiously amid cryptic politicians."

Avril Lavigne had this to say, "Yes indeed, we had obnoxiously cryptic cryptic politicians. Yes indeed! First and foremost, thats it!"

First and foremost, a muffin obnoxiously humped one library's cryptic library

Porchesia -- According to Avril Lavigne, amid the cryptic library, "Yes indeed, Avril Lavigne's library was obnoxiously navigated. First and foremost, whatever happens, happens! Yes indeed!"

First and foremost, the cryptic politicians humped a cryptic or cryptic library. First and foremost, the library obnoxiously navigated the cryptic politicians amid the library amid one cryptic library.

"First and foremost, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Yes indeed! Do it, you know you want to!"