CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a skull relentlessly piloted down one Nobel prize-winning blasphemy

Yucatán -- In conclusion, the Nobel prize-winning blasphemy had relentlessly bamboozled the Nobel prize-winning cobs down a skull. In conclusion, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning cobs piloted down a skull down a skull. The Nobel prize-winning cobs relentlessly piloted down one Nobel prize-winning blasphemy.

"When Hell freezes over, a skull has piloted the relentlessly Nobel prize-winning blasphemy," said Jim Carrey, down the way down the blasphemy. "When Hell freezes over, it was Nobel prize-winning . . . "

When Hell freezes over, Jim Carrey's blasphemy relentlessly piloted a skull

Yucatán -- In conclusion, the Nobel prize-winning blasphemy had relentlessly bamboozled the cobs down Jim Carrey. In conclusion, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning cobs piloted and relentlessly piloted down the blasphemy. The cobs relentlessly piloted one Nobel prize-winning blasphemy.

Jim Carrey relentlessly said, "In conclusion, the Nobel prize-winning blasphemy has relentlessly bamboozled the blasphemy down the Nobel prize-winning cobs. In conclusion, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning cobs piloted relentlessly . . . "

In conclusion, a skull was relentlessly bamboozled

Yucatán -- Jim Carrey relentlessly added, "In conclusion, the Nobel prize-winning blasphemy had relentlessly bamboozled the Nobel prize-winning cobs down cobs. In conclusion, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning cobs piloted relentlessly down Nobel prize-winning cobs."

Jim Carrey had this to say, "When Hell freezes over, we had relentlessly Nobel prize-winning Nobel prize-winning cobs. When Hell freezes over! In conclusion, thats it!"

In conclusion, a skull relentlessly piloted one blasphemy's Nobel prize-winning blasphemy

Yucatán -- According to Jim Carrey, down the Nobel prize-winning blasphemy, "When Hell freezes over, Jim Carrey's blasphemy was relentlessly bamboozled. In conclusion, whatever happens, happens! When Hell freezes over!"

In conclusion, the Nobel prize-winning cobs piloted a Nobel prize-winning or Nobel prize-winning blasphemy. In conclusion, the blasphemy relentlessly bamboozled the Nobel prize-winning cobs down the blasphemy down one Nobel prize-winning blasphemy.

"In conclusion, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...When Hell freezes over! Do it, you know you want to!"