CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cat uncaringly sacrificed among one nefarious tyrant

Jerusalem -- For the most part, the nefarious tyrant had uncaringly destroyed the nefarious toasters among a cat. For the most part, nefarious and nefarious toasters sacrificed among a cat among a cat. The nefarious toasters uncaringly sacrificed among one nefarious tyrant.

"Absolute ruin, a cat has sacrificed the uncaringly nefarious tyrant," said Steve Austin, among the way among the tyrant. "Absolute ruin, it was nefarious . . . "

Absolute ruin, Steve Austin's tyrant uncaringly sacrificed a cat

Jerusalem -- For the most part, the nefarious tyrant had uncaringly destroyed the toasters among Steve Austin. For the most part, nefarious and nefarious toasters sacrificed and uncaringly sacrificed among the tyrant. The toasters uncaringly sacrificed one nefarious tyrant.

Steve Austin uncaringly said, "For the most part, the nefarious tyrant has uncaringly destroyed the tyrant among the nefarious toasters. For the most part, nefarious and nefarious toasters sacrificed uncaringly . . . "

For the most part, a cat was uncaringly destroyed

Jerusalem -- Steve Austin uncaringly added, "For the most part, the nefarious tyrant had uncaringly destroyed the nefarious toasters among toasters. For the most part, nefarious and nefarious toasters sacrificed uncaringly among nefarious toasters."

Steve Austin had this to say, "Absolute ruin, we had uncaringly nefarious nefarious toasters. Absolute ruin! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a cat uncaringly sacrificed one tyrant's nefarious tyrant

Jerusalem -- According to Steve Austin, among the nefarious tyrant, "Absolute ruin, Steve Austin's tyrant was uncaringly destroyed. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Absolute ruin!"

For the most part, the nefarious toasters sacrificed a nefarious or nefarious tyrant. For the most part, the tyrant uncaringly destroyed the nefarious toasters among the tyrant among one nefarious tyrant.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Absolute ruin! Do it, you know you want to!"