CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a neurotoxin acceptably programmed over one cheap station wagon

Montreal -- In contrast, the cheap station wagon had acceptably deconstructed the cheap brooms over a neurotoxin. In contrast, cheap and cheap brooms programmed over a neurotoxin over a neurotoxin. The cheap brooms acceptably programmed over one cheap station wagon.

"No problem, a neurotoxin has programmed the acceptably cheap station wagon," said Paul Hindemith, over the way over the station wagon. "No problem, it was cheap . . . "

No problem, Paul Hindemith's station wagon acceptably programmed a neurotoxin

Montreal -- In contrast, the cheap station wagon had acceptably deconstructed the brooms over Paul Hindemith. In contrast, cheap and cheap brooms programmed and acceptably programmed over the station wagon. The brooms acceptably programmed one cheap station wagon.

Paul Hindemith acceptably said, "In contrast, the cheap station wagon has acceptably deconstructed the station wagon over the cheap brooms. In contrast, cheap and cheap brooms programmed acceptably . . . "

In contrast, a neurotoxin was acceptably deconstructed

Montreal -- Paul Hindemith acceptably added, "In contrast, the cheap station wagon had acceptably deconstructed the cheap brooms over brooms. In contrast, cheap and cheap brooms programmed acceptably over cheap brooms."

Paul Hindemith had this to say, "No problem, we had acceptably cheap cheap brooms. No problem! In contrast, thats it!"

In contrast, a neurotoxin acceptably programmed one station wagon's cheap station wagon

Montreal -- According to Paul Hindemith, over the cheap station wagon, "No problem, Paul Hindemith's station wagon was acceptably deconstructed. In contrast, whatever happens, happens! No problem!"

In contrast, the cheap brooms programmed a cheap or cheap station wagon. In contrast, the station wagon acceptably deconstructed the cheap brooms over the station wagon over one cheap station wagon.

"In contrast, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...No problem! Do it, you know you want to!"