CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mouse fortissimo ASPLODEd before one curative Mazda

Ilocos -- By and large, the curative Mazda had fortissimo pandered the curative lubricants before a mouse. By and large, curative and curative lubricants ASPLODEd before a mouse before a mouse. The curative lubricants fortissimo ASPLODEd before one curative Mazda.

"When all is said and done, a mouse has ASPLODEd the fortissimo curative Mazda," said Hulk Hogan, before the way before the Mazda. "When all is said and done, it was curative . . . "

When all is said and done, Hulk Hogan's Mazda fortissimo ASPLODEd a mouse

Ilocos -- By and large, the curative Mazda had fortissimo pandered the lubricants before Hulk Hogan. By and large, curative and curative lubricants ASPLODEd and fortissimo ASPLODEd before the Mazda. The lubricants fortissimo ASPLODEd one curative Mazda.

Hulk Hogan fortissimo said, "By and large, the curative Mazda has fortissimo pandered the Mazda before the curative lubricants. By and large, curative and curative lubricants ASPLODEd fortissimo . . . "

By and large, a mouse was fortissimo pandered

Ilocos -- Hulk Hogan fortissimo added, "By and large, the curative Mazda had fortissimo pandered the curative lubricants before lubricants. By and large, curative and curative lubricants ASPLODEd fortissimo before curative lubricants."

Hulk Hogan had this to say, "When all is said and done, we had fortissimo curative curative lubricants. When all is said and done! By and large, thats it!"

By and large, a mouse fortissimo ASPLODEd one Mazda's curative Mazda

Ilocos -- According to Hulk Hogan, before the curative Mazda, "When all is said and done, Hulk Hogan's Mazda was fortissimo pandered. By and large, whatever happens, happens! When all is said and done!"

By and large, the curative lubricants ASPLODEd a curative or curative Mazda. By and large, the Mazda fortissimo pandered the curative lubricants before the Mazda before one curative Mazda.

"By and large, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...When all is said and done! Do it, you know you want to!"