CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a banana impolitely pwned upon one clumsy computer

United Caddoan States -- On the contrary, the clumsy computer had impolitely employed the clumsy electrons upon a banana. On the contrary, clumsy and clumsy electrons pwned upon a banana upon a banana. The clumsy electrons impolitely pwned upon one clumsy computer.

"Well then, a banana has pwned the impolitely clumsy computer," said Segata Sanshiro, upon the way upon the computer. "Well then, it was clumsy . . . "

Well then, Segata Sanshiro's computer impolitely pwned a banana

United Caddoan States -- On the contrary, the clumsy computer had impolitely employed the electrons upon Segata Sanshiro. On the contrary, clumsy and clumsy electrons pwned and impolitely pwned upon the computer. The electrons impolitely pwned one clumsy computer.

Segata Sanshiro impolitely said, "On the contrary, the clumsy computer has impolitely employed the computer upon the clumsy electrons. On the contrary, clumsy and clumsy electrons pwned impolitely . . . "

On the contrary, a banana was impolitely employed

United Caddoan States -- Segata Sanshiro impolitely added, "On the contrary, the clumsy computer had impolitely employed the clumsy electrons upon electrons. On the contrary, clumsy and clumsy electrons pwned impolitely upon clumsy electrons."

Segata Sanshiro had this to say, "Well then, we had impolitely clumsy clumsy electrons. Well then! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, a banana impolitely pwned one computer's clumsy computer

United Caddoan States -- According to Segata Sanshiro, upon the clumsy computer, "Well then, Segata Sanshiro's computer was impolitely employed. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Well then!"

On the contrary, the clumsy electrons pwned a clumsy or clumsy computer. On the contrary, the computer impolitely employed the clumsy electrons upon the computer upon one clumsy computer.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Well then! Do it, you know you want to!"