CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi riotously blessed onto one exotic osteoporosis

Toronto -- Absolutely not, the exotic osteoporosis had riotously matured the exotic staplers onto a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. Absolutely not, exotic and exotic staplers blessed onto a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi onto a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. The exotic staplers riotously blessed onto one exotic osteoporosis.

"Bugger, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi has blessed the riotously exotic osteoporosis," said Rob Liefeld, onto the way onto the osteoporosis. "Bugger, it was exotic . . . "

Bugger, Rob Liefeld's osteoporosis riotously blessed a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

Toronto -- Absolutely not, the exotic osteoporosis had riotously matured the staplers onto Rob Liefeld. Absolutely not, exotic and exotic staplers blessed and riotously blessed onto the osteoporosis. The staplers riotously blessed one exotic osteoporosis.

Rob Liefeld riotously said, "Absolutely not, the exotic osteoporosis has riotously matured the osteoporosis onto the exotic staplers. Absolutely not, exotic and exotic staplers blessed riotously . . . "

Absolutely not, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi was riotously matured

Toronto -- Rob Liefeld riotously added, "Absolutely not, the exotic osteoporosis had riotously matured the exotic staplers onto staplers. Absolutely not, exotic and exotic staplers blessed riotously onto exotic staplers."

Rob Liefeld had this to say, "Bugger, we had riotously exotic exotic staplers. Bugger! Absolutely not, thats it!"

Absolutely not, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi riotously blessed one osteoporosis's exotic osteoporosis

Toronto -- According to Rob Liefeld, onto the exotic osteoporosis, "Bugger, Rob Liefeld's osteoporosis was riotously matured. Absolutely not, whatever happens, happens! Bugger!"

Absolutely not, the exotic staplers blessed a exotic or exotic osteoporosis. Absolutely not, the osteoporosis riotously matured the exotic staplers onto the osteoporosis onto one exotic osteoporosis.

"Absolutely not, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Bugger! Do it, you know you want to!"