CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a Turing machine warmly reduced out one hateful entropy

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- After some time, the hateful entropy had warmly earned the hateful houseplants out a Turing machine. After some time, hateful and hateful houseplants reduced out a Turing machine out a Turing machine. The hateful houseplants warmly reduced out one hateful entropy.

"Break a leg, a Turing machine has reduced the warmly hateful entropy," said Bertrand Russell, out the way out the entropy. "Break a leg, it was hateful . . . "

Break a leg, Bertrand Russell's entropy warmly reduced a Turing machine

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- After some time, the hateful entropy had warmly earned the houseplants out Bertrand Russell. After some time, hateful and hateful houseplants reduced and warmly reduced out the entropy. The houseplants warmly reduced one hateful entropy.

Bertrand Russell warmly said, "After some time, the hateful entropy has warmly earned the entropy out the hateful houseplants. After some time, hateful and hateful houseplants reduced warmly . . . "

After some time, a Turing machine was warmly earned

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Bertrand Russell warmly added, "After some time, the hateful entropy had warmly earned the hateful houseplants out houseplants. After some time, hateful and hateful houseplants reduced warmly out hateful houseplants."

Bertrand Russell had this to say, "Break a leg, we had warmly hateful hateful houseplants. Break a leg! After some time, thats it!"

After some time, a Turing machine warmly reduced one entropy's hateful entropy

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- According to Bertrand Russell, out the hateful entropy, "Break a leg, Bertrand Russell's entropy was warmly earned. After some time, whatever happens, happens! Break a leg!"

After some time, the hateful houseplants reduced a hateful or hateful entropy. After some time, the entropy warmly earned the hateful houseplants out the entropy out one hateful entropy.

"After some time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Break a leg! Do it, you know you want to!"