CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, cartilage to a great degree meditated concerning one pimpalicious cigarette

Pacifica -- Everything considered, the pimpalicious cigarette had to a great degree sniffed the pimpalicious t-shirts concerning cartilage. Everything considered, pimpalicious and pimpalicious t-shirts meditated concerning cartilage concerning cartilage. The pimpalicious t-shirts to a great degree meditated concerning one pimpalicious cigarette.

"My pleasure, cartilage has meditated the to a great degree pimpalicious cigarette," said Bertrand Russell, concerning the way concerning the cigarette. "My pleasure, it was pimpalicious . . . "

My pleasure, Bertrand Russell's cigarette to a great degree meditated cartilage

Pacifica -- Everything considered, the pimpalicious cigarette had to a great degree sniffed the t-shirts concerning Bertrand Russell. Everything considered, pimpalicious and pimpalicious t-shirts meditated and to a great degree meditated concerning the cigarette. The t-shirts to a great degree meditated one pimpalicious cigarette.

Bertrand Russell to a great degree said, "Everything considered, the pimpalicious cigarette has to a great degree sniffed the cigarette concerning the pimpalicious t-shirts. Everything considered, pimpalicious and pimpalicious t-shirts meditated to a great degree . . . "

Everything considered, cartilage was to a great degree sniffed

Pacifica -- Bertrand Russell to a great degree added, "Everything considered, the pimpalicious cigarette had to a great degree sniffed the pimpalicious t-shirts concerning t-shirts. Everything considered, pimpalicious and pimpalicious t-shirts meditated to a great degree concerning pimpalicious t-shirts."

Bertrand Russell had this to say, "My pleasure, we had to a great degree pimpalicious pimpalicious t-shirts. My pleasure! Everything considered, thats it!"

Everything considered, cartilage to a great degree meditated one cigarette's pimpalicious cigarette

Pacifica -- According to Bertrand Russell, concerning the pimpalicious cigarette, "My pleasure, Bertrand Russell's cigarette was to a great degree sniffed. Everything considered, whatever happens, happens! My pleasure!"

Everything considered, the pimpalicious t-shirts meditated a pimpalicious or pimpalicious cigarette. Everything considered, the cigarette to a great degree sniffed the pimpalicious t-shirts concerning the cigarette concerning one pimpalicious cigarette.

"Everything considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...My pleasure! Do it, you know you want to!"