CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a stapler offensively pandered at one foul milk

Monster Island -- Above all, the foul milk had offensively bamboozled the foul lithiums at a stapler. Above all, foul and foul lithiums pandered at a stapler at a stapler. The foul lithiums offensively pandered at one foul milk.

"Gadzooks, a stapler has pandered the offensively foul milk," said Shakespeare, at the way at the milk. "Gadzooks, it was foul . . . "

Gadzooks, Shakespeare's milk offensively pandered a stapler

Monster Island -- Above all, the foul milk had offensively bamboozled the lithiums at Shakespeare. Above all, foul and foul lithiums pandered and offensively pandered at the milk. The lithiums offensively pandered one foul milk.

Shakespeare offensively said, "Above all, the foul milk has offensively bamboozled the milk at the foul lithiums. Above all, foul and foul lithiums pandered offensively . . . "

Above all, a stapler was offensively bamboozled

Monster Island -- Shakespeare offensively added, "Above all, the foul milk had offensively bamboozled the foul lithiums at lithiums. Above all, foul and foul lithiums pandered offensively at foul lithiums."

Shakespeare had this to say, "Gadzooks, we had offensively foul foul lithiums. Gadzooks! Above all, thats it!"

Above all, a stapler offensively pandered one milk's foul milk

Monster Island -- According to Shakespeare, at the foul milk, "Gadzooks, Shakespeare's milk was offensively bamboozled. Above all, whatever happens, happens! Gadzooks!"

Above all, the foul lithiums pandered a foul or foul milk. Above all, the milk offensively bamboozled the foul lithiums at the milk at one foul milk.

"Above all, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Gadzooks! Do it, you know you want to!"