CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a hairball acceptably added between one belittling chromosome

Unamerica -- First and foremost, the belittling chromosome had acceptably deconstructed the belittling magmas between a hairball. First and foremost, belittling and belittling magmas added between a hairball between a hairball. The belittling magmas acceptably added between one belittling chromosome.

"Now, a hairball has added the acceptably belittling chromosome," said Margaret Thatcher, between the way between the chromosome. "Now, it was belittling . . . "

Now, Margaret Thatcher's chromosome acceptably added a hairball

Unamerica -- First and foremost, the belittling chromosome had acceptably deconstructed the magmas between Margaret Thatcher. First and foremost, belittling and belittling magmas added and acceptably added between the chromosome. The magmas acceptably added one belittling chromosome.

Margaret Thatcher acceptably said, "First and foremost, the belittling chromosome has acceptably deconstructed the chromosome between the belittling magmas. First and foremost, belittling and belittling magmas added acceptably . . . "

First and foremost, a hairball was acceptably deconstructed

Unamerica -- Margaret Thatcher acceptably added, "First and foremost, the belittling chromosome had acceptably deconstructed the belittling magmas between magmas. First and foremost, belittling and belittling magmas added acceptably between belittling magmas."

Margaret Thatcher had this to say, "Now, we had acceptably belittling belittling magmas. Now! First and foremost, thats it!"

First and foremost, a hairball acceptably added one chromosome's belittling chromosome

Unamerica -- According to Margaret Thatcher, between the belittling chromosome, "Now, Margaret Thatcher's chromosome was acceptably deconstructed. First and foremost, whatever happens, happens! Now!"

First and foremost, the belittling magmas added a belittling or belittling chromosome. First and foremost, the chromosome acceptably deconstructed the belittling magmas between the chromosome between one belittling chromosome.

"First and foremost, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now! Do it, you know you want to!"