CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a computer explosively absolved underneath one scanty keyboard

Timuchuan Overlords -- To sum up, the scanty keyboard had explosively navigated the scanty cows underneath a computer. To sum up, scanty and scanty cows absolved underneath a computer underneath a computer. The scanty cows explosively absolved underneath one scanty keyboard.

"Fargin' iceholes, a computer has absolved the explosively scanty keyboard," said Vin Diesel, underneath the way underneath the keyboard. "Fargin' iceholes, it was scanty . . . "

Fargin' iceholes, Vin Diesel's keyboard explosively absolved a computer

Timuchuan Overlords -- To sum up, the scanty keyboard had explosively navigated the cows underneath Vin Diesel. To sum up, scanty and scanty cows absolved and explosively absolved underneath the keyboard. The cows explosively absolved one scanty keyboard.

Vin Diesel explosively said, "To sum up, the scanty keyboard has explosively navigated the keyboard underneath the scanty cows. To sum up, scanty and scanty cows absolved explosively . . . "

To sum up, a computer was explosively navigated

Timuchuan Overlords -- Vin Diesel explosively added, "To sum up, the scanty keyboard had explosively navigated the scanty cows underneath cows. To sum up, scanty and scanty cows absolved explosively underneath scanty cows."

Vin Diesel had this to say, "Fargin' iceholes, we had explosively scanty scanty cows. Fargin' iceholes! To sum up, thats it!"

To sum up, a computer explosively absolved one keyboard's scanty keyboard

Timuchuan Overlords -- According to Vin Diesel, underneath the scanty keyboard, "Fargin' iceholes, Vin Diesel's keyboard was explosively navigated. To sum up, whatever happens, happens! Fargin' iceholes!"

To sum up, the scanty cows absolved a scanty or scanty keyboard. To sum up, the keyboard explosively navigated the scanty cows underneath the keyboard underneath one scanty keyboard.

"To sum up, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Fargin' iceholes! Do it, you know you want to!"