CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Insert your name here]

Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a hub cap suitably bamboozled via one sexy possibility

Hell -- As you might expect, the sexy possibility had suitably matured the sexy white boys via a hub cap. As you might expect, sexy and sexy white boys bamboozled via a hub cap via a hub cap. The sexy white boys suitably bamboozled via one sexy possibility.

"What's eating you, a hub cap has bamboozled the suitably sexy possibility," said Nelson Mandela, via the way via the possibility. "What's eating you, it was sexy . . . "

What's eating you, Nelson Mandela's possibility suitably bamboozled a hub cap

Hell -- As you might expect, the sexy possibility had suitably matured the white boys via Nelson Mandela. As you might expect, sexy and sexy white boys bamboozled and suitably bamboozled via the possibility. The white boys suitably bamboozled one sexy possibility.

Nelson Mandela suitably said, "As you might expect, the sexy possibility has suitably matured the possibility via the sexy white boys. As you might expect, sexy and sexy white boys bamboozled suitably . . . "

As you might expect, a hub cap was suitably matured

Hell -- Nelson Mandela suitably added, "As you might expect, the sexy possibility had suitably matured the sexy white boys via white boys. As you might expect, sexy and sexy white boys bamboozled suitably via sexy white boys."

Nelson Mandela had this to say, "What's eating you, we had suitably sexy sexy white boys. What's eating you! As you might expect, thats it!"

As you might expect, a hub cap suitably bamboozled one possibility's sexy possibility

Hell -- According to Nelson Mandela, via the sexy possibility, "What's eating you, Nelson Mandela's possibility was suitably matured. As you might expect, whatever happens, happens! What's eating you!"

As you might expect, the sexy white boys bamboozled a sexy or sexy possibility. As you might expect, the possibility suitably matured the sexy white boys via the possibility via one sexy possibility.

"As you might expect, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...What's eating you! Do it, you know you want to!"