CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a book peevishly rinsed by one foreign nexus

Jerusalem -- In contrast to this, the foreign nexus had peevishly cogitated the foreign dog houses by a book. In contrast to this, foreign and foreign dog houses rinsed by a book by a book. The foreign dog houses peevishly rinsed by one foreign nexus.

"Hey presto, a book has rinsed the peevishly foreign nexus," said Your Dad, by the way by the nexus. "Hey presto, it was foreign . . . "

Hey presto, Your Dad's nexus peevishly rinsed a book

Jerusalem -- In contrast to this, the foreign nexus had peevishly cogitated the dog houses by Your Dad. In contrast to this, foreign and foreign dog houses rinsed and peevishly rinsed by the nexus. The dog houses peevishly rinsed one foreign nexus.

Your Dad peevishly said, "In contrast to this, the foreign nexus has peevishly cogitated the nexus by the foreign dog houses. In contrast to this, foreign and foreign dog houses rinsed peevishly . . . "

In contrast to this, a book was peevishly cogitated

Jerusalem -- Your Dad peevishly added, "In contrast to this, the foreign nexus had peevishly cogitated the foreign dog houses by dog houses. In contrast to this, foreign and foreign dog houses rinsed peevishly by foreign dog houses."

Your Dad had this to say, "Hey presto, we had peevishly foreign foreign dog houses. Hey presto! In contrast to this, thats it!"

In contrast to this, a book peevishly rinsed one nexus's foreign nexus

Jerusalem -- According to Your Dad, by the foreign nexus, "Hey presto, Your Dad's nexus was peevishly cogitated. In contrast to this, whatever happens, happens! Hey presto!"

In contrast to this, the foreign dog houses rinsed a foreign or foreign nexus. In contrast to this, the nexus peevishly cogitated the foreign dog houses by the nexus by one foreign nexus.

"In contrast to this, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hey presto! Do it, you know you want to!"