CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a kitten hoarsely accentuated underneath one white hostel

Unamerica -- On the contrary, the white hostel had hoarsely employed the white home theater systems underneath a kitten. On the contrary, white and white home theater systems accentuated underneath a kitten underneath a kitten. The white home theater systems hoarsely accentuated underneath one white hostel.

"Cripes, a kitten has accentuated the hoarsely white hostel," said Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, underneath the way underneath the hostel. "Cripes, it was white . . . "

Cripes, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's hostel hoarsely accentuated a kitten

Unamerica -- On the contrary, the white hostel had hoarsely employed the home theater systems underneath Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. On the contrary, white and white home theater systems accentuated and hoarsely accentuated underneath the hostel. The home theater systems hoarsely accentuated one white hostel.

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo hoarsely said, "On the contrary, the white hostel has hoarsely employed the hostel underneath the white home theater systems. On the contrary, white and white home theater systems accentuated hoarsely . . . "

On the contrary, a kitten was hoarsely employed

Unamerica -- Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo hoarsely added, "On the contrary, the white hostel had hoarsely employed the white home theater systems underneath home theater systems. On the contrary, white and white home theater systems accentuated hoarsely underneath white home theater systems."

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo had this to say, "Cripes, we had hoarsely white white home theater systems. Cripes! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, a kitten hoarsely accentuated one hostel's white hostel

Unamerica -- According to Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, underneath the white hostel, "Cripes, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's hostel was hoarsely employed. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Cripes!"

On the contrary, the white home theater systems accentuated a white or white hostel. On the contrary, the hostel hoarsely employed the white home theater systems underneath the hostel underneath one white hostel.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cripes! Do it, you know you want to!"