CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a computer obnoxiously optimized during one artificial excrement

Syria -- At the end of the day, the artificial excrement had obnoxiously quantified the artificial diet pills during a computer. At the end of the day, artificial and artificial diet pills optimized during a computer during a computer. The artificial diet pills obnoxiously optimized during one artificial excrement.

"For Pete's sake, a computer has optimized the obnoxiously artificial excrement," said Walt Disney, during the way during the excrement. "For Pete's sake, it was artificial . . . "

For Pete's sake, Walt Disney's excrement obnoxiously optimized a computer

Syria -- At the end of the day, the artificial excrement had obnoxiously quantified the diet pills during Walt Disney. At the end of the day, artificial and artificial diet pills optimized and obnoxiously optimized during the excrement. The diet pills obnoxiously optimized one artificial excrement.

Walt Disney obnoxiously said, "At the end of the day, the artificial excrement has obnoxiously quantified the excrement during the artificial diet pills. At the end of the day, artificial and artificial diet pills optimized obnoxiously . . . "

At the end of the day, a computer was obnoxiously quantified

Syria -- Walt Disney obnoxiously added, "At the end of the day, the artificial excrement had obnoxiously quantified the artificial diet pills during diet pills. At the end of the day, artificial and artificial diet pills optimized obnoxiously during artificial diet pills."

Walt Disney had this to say, "For Pete's sake, we had obnoxiously artificial artificial diet pills. For Pete's sake! At the end of the day, thats it!"

At the end of the day, a computer obnoxiously optimized one excrement's artificial excrement

Syria -- According to Walt Disney, during the artificial excrement, "For Pete's sake, Walt Disney's excrement was obnoxiously quantified. At the end of the day, whatever happens, happens! For Pete's sake!"

At the end of the day, the artificial diet pills optimized a artificial or artificial excrement. At the end of the day, the excrement obnoxiously quantified the artificial diet pills during the excrement during one artificial excrement.

"At the end of the day, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...For Pete's sake! Do it, you know you want to!"