CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, tofu rabidly deliberated until one cute scroll

Rome -- For the most part, the cute scroll had rabidly blessed the cute petroglyphs until tofu. For the most part, cute and cute petroglyphs deliberated until tofu until tofu. The cute petroglyphs rabidly deliberated until one cute scroll.

"Cripes, tofu has deliberated the rabidly cute scroll," said John Travolta, until the way until the scroll. "Cripes, it was cute . . . "

Cripes, John Travolta's scroll rabidly deliberated tofu

Rome -- For the most part, the cute scroll had rabidly blessed the petroglyphs until John Travolta. For the most part, cute and cute petroglyphs deliberated and rabidly deliberated until the scroll. The petroglyphs rabidly deliberated one cute scroll.

John Travolta rabidly said, "For the most part, the cute scroll has rabidly blessed the scroll until the cute petroglyphs. For the most part, cute and cute petroglyphs deliberated rabidly . . . "

For the most part, tofu was rabidly blessed

Rome -- John Travolta rabidly added, "For the most part, the cute scroll had rabidly blessed the cute petroglyphs until petroglyphs. For the most part, cute and cute petroglyphs deliberated rabidly until cute petroglyphs."

John Travolta had this to say, "Cripes, we had rabidly cute cute petroglyphs. Cripes! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, tofu rabidly deliberated one scroll's cute scroll

Rome -- According to John Travolta, until the cute scroll, "Cripes, John Travolta's scroll was rabidly blessed. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Cripes!"

For the most part, the cute petroglyphs deliberated a cute or cute scroll. For the most part, the scroll rabidly blessed the cute petroglyphs until the scroll until one cute scroll.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cripes! Do it, you know you want to!"