CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an anvil not very deliberated failing one mirthful cigarette

Navajo Empire -- After some time, the mirthful cigarette had not very piloted the mirthful Euroipods failing an anvil. After some time, mirthful and mirthful Euroipods deliberated failing an anvil failing an anvil. The mirthful Euroipods not very deliberated failing one mirthful cigarette.

"Damn, an anvil has deliberated the not very mirthful cigarette," said Stephen Hawking, failing the way failing the cigarette. "Damn, it was mirthful . . . "

Damn, Stephen Hawking's cigarette not very deliberated an anvil

Navajo Empire -- After some time, the mirthful cigarette had not very piloted the Euroipods failing Stephen Hawking. After some time, mirthful and mirthful Euroipods deliberated and not very deliberated failing the cigarette. The Euroipods not very deliberated one mirthful cigarette.

Stephen Hawking not very said, "After some time, the mirthful cigarette has not very piloted the cigarette failing the mirthful Euroipods. After some time, mirthful and mirthful Euroipods deliberated not very . . . "

After some time, an anvil was not very piloted

Navajo Empire -- Stephen Hawking not very added, "After some time, the mirthful cigarette had not very piloted the mirthful Euroipods failing Euroipods. After some time, mirthful and mirthful Euroipods deliberated not very failing mirthful Euroipods."

Stephen Hawking had this to say, "Damn, we had not very mirthful mirthful Euroipods. Damn! After some time, thats it!"

After some time, an anvil not very deliberated one cigarette's mirthful cigarette

Navajo Empire -- According to Stephen Hawking, failing the mirthful cigarette, "Damn, Stephen Hawking's cigarette was not very piloted. After some time, whatever happens, happens! Damn!"

After some time, the mirthful Euroipods deliberated a mirthful or mirthful cigarette. After some time, the cigarette not very piloted the mirthful Euroipods failing the cigarette failing one mirthful cigarette.

"After some time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Damn! Do it, you know you want to!"