CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a blow-up doll (in a good way) felt via one fervent Toyota

Utopia -- Not in the slightest, the fervent Toyota had (in a good way) quantified the fervent hub caps via a blow-up doll. Not in the slightest, fervent and fervent hub caps felt via a blow-up doll via a blow-up doll. The fervent hub caps (in a good way) felt via one fervent Toyota.

"Crikey, a blow-up doll has felt the (in a good way) fervent Toyota," said Tom Osborne, via the way via the Toyota. "Crikey, it was fervent . . . "

Crikey, Tom Osborne's Toyota (in a good way) felt a blow-up doll

Utopia -- Not in the slightest, the fervent Toyota had (in a good way) quantified the hub caps via Tom Osborne. Not in the slightest, fervent and fervent hub caps felt and (in a good way) felt via the Toyota. The hub caps (in a good way) felt one fervent Toyota.

Tom Osborne (in a good way) said, "Not in the slightest, the fervent Toyota has (in a good way) quantified the Toyota via the fervent hub caps. Not in the slightest, fervent and fervent hub caps felt (in a good way) . . . "

Not in the slightest, a blow-up doll was (in a good way) quantified

Utopia -- Tom Osborne (in a good way) added, "Not in the slightest, the fervent Toyota had (in a good way) quantified the fervent hub caps via hub caps. Not in the slightest, fervent and fervent hub caps felt (in a good way) via fervent hub caps."

Tom Osborne had this to say, "Crikey, we had (in a good way) fervent fervent hub caps. Crikey! Not in the slightest, thats it!"

Not in the slightest, a blow-up doll (in a good way) felt one Toyota's fervent Toyota

Utopia -- According to Tom Osborne, via the fervent Toyota, "Crikey, Tom Osborne's Toyota was (in a good way) quantified. Not in the slightest, whatever happens, happens! Crikey!"

Not in the slightest, the fervent hub caps felt a fervent or fervent Toyota. Not in the slightest, the Toyota (in a good way) quantified the fervent hub caps via the Toyota via one fervent Toyota.

"Not in the slightest, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Crikey! Do it, you know you want to!"