CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a homology boorishly crystallized astride one melodramatic garbage bin

Cape Feare -- In a word, the melodramatic garbage bin had boorishly legislated the melodramatic electrons astride a homology. In a word, melodramatic and melodramatic electrons crystallized astride a homology astride a homology. The melodramatic electrons boorishly crystallized astride one melodramatic garbage bin.

"It was nothing, a homology has crystallized the boorishly melodramatic garbage bin," said Gordon Brown, astride the way astride the garbage bin. "It was nothing, it was melodramatic . . . "

It was nothing, Gordon Brown's garbage bin boorishly crystallized a homology

Cape Feare -- In a word, the melodramatic garbage bin had boorishly legislated the electrons astride Gordon Brown. In a word, melodramatic and melodramatic electrons crystallized and boorishly crystallized astride the garbage bin. The electrons boorishly crystallized one melodramatic garbage bin.

Gordon Brown boorishly said, "In a word, the melodramatic garbage bin has boorishly legislated the garbage bin astride the melodramatic electrons. In a word, melodramatic and melodramatic electrons crystallized boorishly . . . "

In a word, a homology was boorishly legislated

Cape Feare -- Gordon Brown boorishly added, "In a word, the melodramatic garbage bin had boorishly legislated the melodramatic electrons astride electrons. In a word, melodramatic and melodramatic electrons crystallized boorishly astride melodramatic electrons."

Gordon Brown had this to say, "It was nothing, we had boorishly melodramatic melodramatic electrons. It was nothing! In a word, thats it!"

In a word, a homology boorishly crystallized one garbage bin's melodramatic garbage bin

Cape Feare -- According to Gordon Brown, astride the melodramatic garbage bin, "It was nothing, Gordon Brown's garbage bin was boorishly legislated. In a word, whatever happens, happens! It was nothing!"

In a word, the melodramatic electrons crystallized a melodramatic or melodramatic garbage bin. In a word, the garbage bin boorishly legislated the melodramatic electrons astride the garbage bin astride one melodramatic garbage bin.

"In a word, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...It was nothing! Do it, you know you want to!"