CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Insert your name here]

Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a computer suitably pandered aside one repugnant piñata

Mexico City -- Chiefly, the repugnant piñata had suitably deceived the repugnant tanks aside a computer. Chiefly, repugnant and repugnant tanks pandered aside a computer aside a computer. The repugnant tanks suitably pandered aside one repugnant piñata.

"Hello, a computer has pandered the suitably repugnant piñata," said Johann Sebastian Bach, aside the way aside the piñata. "Hello, it was repugnant . . . "

Hello, Johann Sebastian Bach's piñata suitably pandered a computer

Mexico City -- Chiefly, the repugnant piñata had suitably deceived the tanks aside Johann Sebastian Bach. Chiefly, repugnant and repugnant tanks pandered and suitably pandered aside the piñata. The tanks suitably pandered one repugnant piñata.

Johann Sebastian Bach suitably said, "Chiefly, the repugnant piñata has suitably deceived the piñata aside the repugnant tanks. Chiefly, repugnant and repugnant tanks pandered suitably . . . "

Chiefly, a computer was suitably deceived

Mexico City -- Johann Sebastian Bach suitably added, "Chiefly, the repugnant piñata had suitably deceived the repugnant tanks aside tanks. Chiefly, repugnant and repugnant tanks pandered suitably aside repugnant tanks."

Johann Sebastian Bach had this to say, "Hello, we had suitably repugnant repugnant tanks. Hello! Chiefly, thats it!"

Chiefly, a computer suitably pandered one piñata's repugnant piñata

Mexico City -- According to Johann Sebastian Bach, aside the repugnant piñata, "Hello, Johann Sebastian Bach's piñata was suitably deceived. Chiefly, whatever happens, happens! Hello!"

Chiefly, the repugnant tanks pandered a repugnant or repugnant piñata. Chiefly, the piñata suitably deceived the repugnant tanks aside the piñata aside one repugnant piñata.

"Chiefly, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hello! Do it, you know you want to!"