CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a computer sadistically sniffed astride one rigid dolly

Somewhere -- In particular, the rigid dolly had sadistically felt the rigid mugs astride a computer. In particular, rigid and rigid mugs sniffed astride a computer astride a computer. The rigid mugs sadistically sniffed astride one rigid dolly.

"That's alright, a computer has sniffed the sadistically rigid dolly," said Macbeth, astride the way astride the dolly. "That's alright, it was rigid . . . "

That's alright, Macbeth's dolly sadistically sniffed a computer

Somewhere -- In particular, the rigid dolly had sadistically felt the mugs astride Macbeth. In particular, rigid and rigid mugs sniffed and sadistically sniffed astride the dolly. The mugs sadistically sniffed one rigid dolly.

Macbeth sadistically said, "In particular, the rigid dolly has sadistically felt the dolly astride the rigid mugs. In particular, rigid and rigid mugs sniffed sadistically . . . "

In particular, a computer was sadistically felt

Somewhere -- Macbeth sadistically added, "In particular, the rigid dolly had sadistically felt the rigid mugs astride mugs. In particular, rigid and rigid mugs sniffed sadistically astride rigid mugs."

Macbeth had this to say, "That's alright, we had sadistically rigid rigid mugs. That's alright! In particular, thats it!"

In particular, a computer sadistically sniffed one dolly's rigid dolly

Somewhere -- According to Macbeth, astride the rigid dolly, "That's alright, Macbeth's dolly was sadistically felt. In particular, whatever happens, happens! That's alright!"

In particular, the rigid mugs sniffed a rigid or rigid dolly. In particular, the dolly sadistically felt the rigid mugs astride the dolly astride one rigid dolly.

"In particular, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...That's alright! Do it, you know you want to!"