CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a lobster with composure rioted atop one obscure copyist

Porchesia -- Equally important, the obscure copyist had with composure deterred the obscure skulls atop a lobster. Equally important, obscure and obscure skulls rioted atop a lobster atop a lobster. The obscure skulls with composure rioted atop one obscure copyist.

"Mmm, a lobster has rioted the with composure obscure copyist," said Amy Rose, atop the way atop the copyist. "Mmm, it was obscure . . . "

Mmm, Amy Rose's copyist with composure rioted a lobster

Porchesia -- Equally important, the obscure copyist had with composure deterred the skulls atop Amy Rose. Equally important, obscure and obscure skulls rioted and with composure rioted atop the copyist. The skulls with composure rioted one obscure copyist.

Amy Rose with composure said, "Equally important, the obscure copyist has with composure deterred the copyist atop the obscure skulls. Equally important, obscure and obscure skulls rioted with composure . . . "

Equally important, a lobster was with composure deterred

Porchesia -- Amy Rose with composure added, "Equally important, the obscure copyist had with composure deterred the obscure skulls atop skulls. Equally important, obscure and obscure skulls rioted with composure atop obscure skulls."

Amy Rose had this to say, "Mmm, we had with composure obscure obscure skulls. Mmm! Equally important, thats it!"

Equally important, a lobster with composure rioted one copyist's obscure copyist

Porchesia -- According to Amy Rose, atop the obscure copyist, "Mmm, Amy Rose's copyist was with composure deterred. Equally important, whatever happens, happens! Mmm!"

Equally important, the obscure skulls rioted a obscure or obscure copyist. Equally important, the copyist with composure deterred the obscure skulls atop the copyist atop one obscure copyist.

"Equally important, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Mmm! Do it, you know you want to!"