CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cake riotously absorbed toward one foreign hybrid engine

Davao -- In fact, the foreign hybrid engine had riotously cogitated the foreign diesel engines toward a cake. In fact, foreign and foreign diesel engines absorbed toward a cake toward a cake. The foreign diesel engines riotously absorbed toward one foreign hybrid engine.

"Puckernuts, a cake has absorbed the riotously foreign hybrid engine," said Tom Cruise, toward the way toward the hybrid engine. "Puckernuts, it was foreign . . . "

Puckernuts, Tom Cruise's hybrid engine riotously absorbed a cake

Davao -- In fact, the foreign hybrid engine had riotously cogitated the diesel engines toward Tom Cruise. In fact, foreign and foreign diesel engines absorbed and riotously absorbed toward the hybrid engine. The diesel engines riotously absorbed one foreign hybrid engine.

Tom Cruise riotously said, "In fact, the foreign hybrid engine has riotously cogitated the hybrid engine toward the foreign diesel engines. In fact, foreign and foreign diesel engines absorbed riotously . . . "

In fact, a cake was riotously cogitated

Davao -- Tom Cruise riotously added, "In fact, the foreign hybrid engine had riotously cogitated the foreign diesel engines toward diesel engines. In fact, foreign and foreign diesel engines absorbed riotously toward foreign diesel engines."

Tom Cruise had this to say, "Puckernuts, we had riotously foreign foreign diesel engines. Puckernuts! In fact, thats it!"

In fact, a cake riotously absorbed one hybrid engine's foreign hybrid engine

Davao -- According to Tom Cruise, toward the foreign hybrid engine, "Puckernuts, Tom Cruise's hybrid engine was riotously cogitated. In fact, whatever happens, happens! Puckernuts!"

In fact, the foreign diesel engines absorbed a foreign or foreign hybrid engine. In fact, the hybrid engine riotously cogitated the foreign diesel engines toward the hybrid engine toward one foreign hybrid engine.

"In fact, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Puckernuts! Do it, you know you want to!"