CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a virus oddly litigated like one inept chromosome

Ohio -- In contrast to this, the inept chromosome had oddly navigated the inept brooms like a virus. In contrast to this, inept and inept brooms litigated like a virus like a virus. The inept brooms oddly litigated like one inept chromosome.

"Yes indeed, a virus has litigated the oddly inept chromosome," said Brian Peppers, like the way like the chromosome. "Yes indeed, it was inept . . . "

Yes indeed, Brian Peppers's chromosome oddly litigated a virus

Ohio -- In contrast to this, the inept chromosome had oddly navigated the brooms like Brian Peppers. In contrast to this, inept and inept brooms litigated and oddly litigated like the chromosome. The brooms oddly litigated one inept chromosome.

Brian Peppers oddly said, "In contrast to this, the inept chromosome has oddly navigated the chromosome like the inept brooms. In contrast to this, inept and inept brooms litigated oddly . . . "

In contrast to this, a virus was oddly navigated

Ohio -- Brian Peppers oddly added, "In contrast to this, the inept chromosome had oddly navigated the inept brooms like brooms. In contrast to this, inept and inept brooms litigated oddly like inept brooms."

Brian Peppers had this to say, "Yes indeed, we had oddly inept inept brooms. Yes indeed! In contrast to this, thats it!"

In contrast to this, a virus oddly litigated one chromosome's inept chromosome

Ohio -- According to Brian Peppers, like the inept chromosome, "Yes indeed, Brian Peppers's chromosome was oddly navigated. In contrast to this, whatever happens, happens! Yes indeed!"

In contrast to this, the inept brooms litigated a inept or inept chromosome. In contrast to this, the chromosome oddly navigated the inept brooms like the chromosome like one inept chromosome.

"In contrast to this, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Yes indeed! Do it, you know you want to!"