CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a tomato poorly baked on one nail-biting bat

Bilyad -- Subsequently, the nail-biting bat had poorly felt the nail-biting bags of cement on a tomato. Subsequently, nail-biting and nail-biting bags of cement baked on a tomato on a tomato. The nail-biting bags of cement poorly baked on one nail-biting bat.

"What the hell, a tomato has baked the poorly nail-biting bat," said Sonic the Hedgehog, on the way on the bat. "What the hell, it was nail-biting . . . "

What the hell, Sonic the Hedgehog's bat poorly baked a tomato

Bilyad -- Subsequently, the nail-biting bat had poorly felt the bags of cement on Sonic the Hedgehog. Subsequently, nail-biting and nail-biting bags of cement baked and poorly baked on the bat. The bags of cement poorly baked one nail-biting bat.

Sonic the Hedgehog poorly said, "Subsequently, the nail-biting bat has poorly felt the bat on the nail-biting bags of cement. Subsequently, nail-biting and nail-biting bags of cement baked poorly . . . "

Subsequently, a tomato was poorly felt

Bilyad -- Sonic the Hedgehog poorly added, "Subsequently, the nail-biting bat had poorly felt the nail-biting bags of cement on bags of cement. Subsequently, nail-biting and nail-biting bags of cement baked poorly on nail-biting bags of cement."

Sonic the Hedgehog had this to say, "What the hell, we had poorly nail-biting nail-biting bags of cement. What the hell! Subsequently, thats it!"

Subsequently, a tomato poorly baked one bat's nail-biting bat

Bilyad -- According to Sonic the Hedgehog, on the nail-biting bat, "What the hell, Sonic the Hedgehog's bat was poorly felt. Subsequently, whatever happens, happens! What the hell!"

Subsequently, the nail-biting bags of cement baked a nail-biting or nail-biting bat. Subsequently, the bat poorly felt the nail-biting bags of cement on the bat on one nail-biting bat.

"Subsequently, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...What the hell! Do it, you know you want to!"