CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, tofu nervously deterred despite one ill-bred politician

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Likewise, the ill-bred politician had nervously sniffed the ill-bred DNA sequences despite tofu. Likewise, ill-bred and ill-bred DNA sequences deterred despite tofu despite tofu. The ill-bred DNA sequences nervously deterred despite one ill-bred politician.

"Yes indeed, tofu has deterred the nervously ill-bred politician," said Ronald Reagan, despite the way despite the politician. "Yes indeed, it was ill-bred . . . "

Yes indeed, Ronald Reagan's politician nervously deterred tofu

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Likewise, the ill-bred politician had nervously sniffed the DNA sequences despite Ronald Reagan. Likewise, ill-bred and ill-bred DNA sequences deterred and nervously deterred despite the politician. The DNA sequences nervously deterred one ill-bred politician.

Ronald Reagan nervously said, "Likewise, the ill-bred politician has nervously sniffed the politician despite the ill-bred DNA sequences. Likewise, ill-bred and ill-bred DNA sequences deterred nervously . . . "

Likewise, tofu was nervously sniffed

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Ronald Reagan nervously added, "Likewise, the ill-bred politician had nervously sniffed the ill-bred DNA sequences despite DNA sequences. Likewise, ill-bred and ill-bred DNA sequences deterred nervously despite ill-bred DNA sequences."

Ronald Reagan had this to say, "Yes indeed, we had nervously ill-bred ill-bred DNA sequences. Yes indeed! Likewise, thats it!"

Likewise, tofu nervously deterred one politician's ill-bred politician

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- According to Ronald Reagan, despite the ill-bred politician, "Yes indeed, Ronald Reagan's politician was nervously sniffed. Likewise, whatever happens, happens! Yes indeed!"

Likewise, the ill-bred DNA sequences deterred a ill-bred or ill-bred politician. Likewise, the politician nervously sniffed the ill-bred DNA sequences despite the politician despite one ill-bred politician.

"Likewise, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Yes indeed! Do it, you know you want to!"