CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a rifle frantically deconstructed failing one dismal bottle

Frogland -- Absolutely not, the dismal bottle had frantically insulted the dismal parchments failing a rifle. Absolutely not, dismal and dismal parchments deconstructed failing a rifle failing a rifle. The dismal parchments frantically deconstructed failing one dismal bottle.

"Hey, a rifle has deconstructed the frantically dismal bottle," said Colin Powell, failing the way failing the bottle. "Hey, it was dismal . . . "

Hey, Colin Powell's bottle frantically deconstructed a rifle

Frogland -- Absolutely not, the dismal bottle had frantically insulted the parchments failing Colin Powell. Absolutely not, dismal and dismal parchments deconstructed and frantically deconstructed failing the bottle. The parchments frantically deconstructed one dismal bottle.

Colin Powell frantically said, "Absolutely not, the dismal bottle has frantically insulted the bottle failing the dismal parchments. Absolutely not, dismal and dismal parchments deconstructed frantically . . . "

Absolutely not, a rifle was frantically insulted

Frogland -- Colin Powell frantically added, "Absolutely not, the dismal bottle had frantically insulted the dismal parchments failing parchments. Absolutely not, dismal and dismal parchments deconstructed frantically failing dismal parchments."

Colin Powell had this to say, "Hey, we had frantically dismal dismal parchments. Hey! Absolutely not, thats it!"

Absolutely not, a rifle frantically deconstructed one bottle's dismal bottle

Frogland -- According to Colin Powell, failing the dismal bottle, "Hey, Colin Powell's bottle was frantically insulted. Absolutely not, whatever happens, happens! Hey!"

Absolutely not, the dismal parchments deconstructed a dismal or dismal bottle. Absolutely not, the bottle frantically insulted the dismal parchments failing the bottle failing one dismal bottle.

"Absolutely not, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hey! Do it, you know you want to!"