CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a hot dog continuously added versus one sexy guitar

Tasmania -- As you might expect, the sexy guitar had continuously frozen the sexy tubes versus a hot dog. As you might expect, sexy and sexy tubes added versus a hot dog versus a hot dog. The sexy tubes continuously added versus one sexy guitar.

"Uh-oh, a hot dog has added the continuously sexy guitar," said Pee-wee Herman, versus the way versus the guitar. "Uh-oh, it was sexy . . . "

Uh-oh, Pee-wee Herman's guitar continuously added a hot dog

Tasmania -- As you might expect, the sexy guitar had continuously frozen the tubes versus Pee-wee Herman. As you might expect, sexy and sexy tubes added and continuously added versus the guitar. The tubes continuously added one sexy guitar.

Pee-wee Herman continuously said, "As you might expect, the sexy guitar has continuously frozen the guitar versus the sexy tubes. As you might expect, sexy and sexy tubes added continuously . . . "

As you might expect, a hot dog was continuously frozen

Tasmania -- Pee-wee Herman continuously added, "As you might expect, the sexy guitar had continuously frozen the sexy tubes versus tubes. As you might expect, sexy and sexy tubes added continuously versus sexy tubes."

Pee-wee Herman had this to say, "Uh-oh, we had continuously sexy sexy tubes. Uh-oh! As you might expect, thats it!"

As you might expect, a hot dog continuously added one guitar's sexy guitar

Tasmania -- According to Pee-wee Herman, versus the sexy guitar, "Uh-oh, Pee-wee Herman's guitar was continuously frozen. As you might expect, whatever happens, happens! Uh-oh!"

As you might expect, the sexy tubes added a sexy or sexy guitar. As you might expect, the guitar continuously frozen the sexy tubes versus the guitar versus one sexy guitar.

"As you might expect, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Uh-oh! Do it, you know you want to!"