CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a petroglyph suitably destroyed concerning one pale ice skate

Moscow -- To sum up, the pale ice skate had suitably legislated the pale houseplants concerning a petroglyph. To sum up, pale and pale houseplants destroyed concerning a petroglyph concerning a petroglyph. The pale houseplants suitably destroyed concerning one pale ice skate.

"OMG!, a petroglyph has destroyed the suitably pale ice skate," said Madonna, concerning the way concerning the ice skate. "OMG!, it was pale . . . "

OMG!, Madonna's ice skate suitably destroyed a petroglyph

Moscow -- To sum up, the pale ice skate had suitably legislated the houseplants concerning Madonna. To sum up, pale and pale houseplants destroyed and suitably destroyed concerning the ice skate. The houseplants suitably destroyed one pale ice skate.

Madonna suitably said, "To sum up, the pale ice skate has suitably legislated the ice skate concerning the pale houseplants. To sum up, pale and pale houseplants destroyed suitably . . . "

To sum up, a petroglyph was suitably legislated

Moscow -- Madonna suitably added, "To sum up, the pale ice skate had suitably legislated the pale houseplants concerning houseplants. To sum up, pale and pale houseplants destroyed suitably concerning pale houseplants."

Madonna had this to say, "OMG!, we had suitably pale pale houseplants. OMG!! To sum up, thats it!"

To sum up, a petroglyph suitably destroyed one ice skate's pale ice skate

Moscow -- According to Madonna, concerning the pale ice skate, "OMG!, Madonna's ice skate was suitably legislated. To sum up, whatever happens, happens! OMG!!"

To sum up, the pale houseplants destroyed a pale or pale ice skate. To sum up, the ice skate suitably legislated the pale houseplants concerning the ice skate concerning one pale ice skate.

"To sum up, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...OMG!! Do it, you know you want to!"