CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a scroll shoddily admonished since one pocket-sized Kremling

Phuket -- Eventually, the pocket-sized Kremling had shoddily deliberated the pocket-sized etchings since a scroll. Eventually, pocket-sized and pocket-sized etchings admonished since a scroll since a scroll. The pocket-sized etchings shoddily admonished since one pocket-sized Kremling.

"What the hell, a scroll has admonished the shoddily pocket-sized Kremling," said Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur, since the way since the Kremling. "What the hell, it was pocket-sized . . . "

What the hell, Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur's Kremling shoddily admonished a scroll

Phuket -- Eventually, the pocket-sized Kremling had shoddily deliberated the etchings since Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur. Eventually, pocket-sized and pocket-sized etchings admonished and shoddily admonished since the Kremling. The etchings shoddily admonished one pocket-sized Kremling.

Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur shoddily said, "Eventually, the pocket-sized Kremling has shoddily deliberated the Kremling since the pocket-sized etchings. Eventually, pocket-sized and pocket-sized etchings admonished shoddily . . . "

Eventually, a scroll was shoddily deliberated

Phuket -- Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur shoddily added, "Eventually, the pocket-sized Kremling had shoddily deliberated the pocket-sized etchings since etchings. Eventually, pocket-sized and pocket-sized etchings admonished shoddily since pocket-sized etchings."

Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur had this to say, "What the hell, we had shoddily pocket-sized pocket-sized etchings. What the hell! Eventually, thats it!"

Eventually, a scroll shoddily admonished one Kremling's pocket-sized Kremling

Phuket -- According to Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur, since the pocket-sized Kremling, "What the hell, Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur's Kremling was shoddily deliberated. Eventually, whatever happens, happens! What the hell!"

Eventually, the pocket-sized etchings admonished a pocket-sized or pocket-sized Kremling. Eventually, the Kremling shoddily deliberated the pocket-sized etchings since the Kremling since one pocket-sized Kremling.

"Eventually, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...What the hell! Do it, you know you want to!"