CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a hub cap oddly deterred against one defective antibody

Ohio -- For the most part, the defective antibody had oddly employed the defective needles against a hub cap. For the most part, defective and defective needles deterred against a hub cap against a hub cap. The defective needles oddly deterred against one defective antibody.

"Bastich, a hub cap has deterred the oddly defective antibody," said Margaret Thatcher, against the way against the antibody. "Bastich, it was defective . . . "

Bastich, Margaret Thatcher's antibody oddly deterred a hub cap

Ohio -- For the most part, the defective antibody had oddly employed the needles against Margaret Thatcher. For the most part, defective and defective needles deterred and oddly deterred against the antibody. The needles oddly deterred one defective antibody.

Margaret Thatcher oddly said, "For the most part, the defective antibody has oddly employed the antibody against the defective needles. For the most part, defective and defective needles deterred oddly . . . "

For the most part, a hub cap was oddly employed

Ohio -- Margaret Thatcher oddly added, "For the most part, the defective antibody had oddly employed the defective needles against needles. For the most part, defective and defective needles deterred oddly against defective needles."

Margaret Thatcher had this to say, "Bastich, we had oddly defective defective needles. Bastich! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a hub cap oddly deterred one antibody's defective antibody

Ohio -- According to Margaret Thatcher, against the defective antibody, "Bastich, Margaret Thatcher's antibody was oddly employed. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Bastich!"

For the most part, the defective needles deterred a defective or defective antibody. For the most part, the antibody oddly employed the defective needles against the antibody against one defective antibody.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Bastich! Do it, you know you want to!"