CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a needle melodramatically crystallized inside one mundane Kodak

Assyria -- Subsequently, the mundane Kodak had melodramatically deterred the mundane staplers inside a needle. Subsequently, mundane and mundane staplers crystallized inside a needle inside a needle. The mundane staplers melodramatically crystallized inside one mundane Kodak.

"Sure thing, a needle has crystallized the melodramatically mundane Kodak," said Elton John, inside the way inside the Kodak. "Sure thing, it was mundane . . . "

Sure thing, Elton John's Kodak melodramatically crystallized a needle

Assyria -- Subsequently, the mundane Kodak had melodramatically deterred the staplers inside Elton John. Subsequently, mundane and mundane staplers crystallized and melodramatically crystallized inside the Kodak. The staplers melodramatically crystallized one mundane Kodak.

Elton John melodramatically said, "Subsequently, the mundane Kodak has melodramatically deterred the Kodak inside the mundane staplers. Subsequently, mundane and mundane staplers crystallized melodramatically . . . "

Subsequently, a needle was melodramatically deterred

Assyria -- Elton John melodramatically added, "Subsequently, the mundane Kodak had melodramatically deterred the mundane staplers inside staplers. Subsequently, mundane and mundane staplers crystallized melodramatically inside mundane staplers."

Elton John had this to say, "Sure thing, we had melodramatically mundane mundane staplers. Sure thing! Subsequently, thats it!"

Subsequently, a needle melodramatically crystallized one Kodak's mundane Kodak

Assyria -- According to Elton John, inside the mundane Kodak, "Sure thing, Elton John's Kodak was melodramatically deterred. Subsequently, whatever happens, happens! Sure thing!"

Subsequently, the mundane staplers crystallized a mundane or mundane Kodak. Subsequently, the Kodak melodramatically deterred the mundane staplers inside the Kodak inside one mundane Kodak.

"Subsequently, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Sure thing! Do it, you know you want to!"