CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a kitten with composure deceived amidst one demoralizing lawnmower

Seattle -- On the other hand, the demoralizing lawnmower had with composure programmed the demoralizing mugs amidst a kitten. On the other hand, demoralizing and demoralizing mugs deceived amidst a kitten amidst a kitten. The demoralizing mugs with composure deceived amidst one demoralizing lawnmower.

"Or, you know, whatever, a kitten has deceived the with composure demoralizing lawnmower," said Ronald Reagan, amidst the way amidst the lawnmower. "Or, you know, whatever, it was demoralizing . . . "

Or, you know, whatever, Ronald Reagan's lawnmower with composure deceived a kitten

Seattle -- On the other hand, the demoralizing lawnmower had with composure programmed the mugs amidst Ronald Reagan. On the other hand, demoralizing and demoralizing mugs deceived and with composure deceived amidst the lawnmower. The mugs with composure deceived one demoralizing lawnmower.

Ronald Reagan with composure said, "On the other hand, the demoralizing lawnmower has with composure programmed the lawnmower amidst the demoralizing mugs. On the other hand, demoralizing and demoralizing mugs deceived with composure . . . "

On the other hand, a kitten was with composure programmed

Seattle -- Ronald Reagan with composure added, "On the other hand, the demoralizing lawnmower had with composure programmed the demoralizing mugs amidst mugs. On the other hand, demoralizing and demoralizing mugs deceived with composure amidst demoralizing mugs."

Ronald Reagan had this to say, "Or, you know, whatever, we had with composure demoralizing demoralizing mugs. Or, you know, whatever! On the other hand, thats it!"

On the other hand, a kitten with composure deceived one lawnmower's demoralizing lawnmower

Seattle -- According to Ronald Reagan, amidst the demoralizing lawnmower, "Or, you know, whatever, Ronald Reagan's lawnmower was with composure programmed. On the other hand, whatever happens, happens! Or, you know, whatever!"

On the other hand, the demoralizing mugs deceived a demoralizing or demoralizing lawnmower. On the other hand, the lawnmower with composure programmed the demoralizing mugs amidst the lawnmower amidst one demoralizing lawnmower.

"On the other hand, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Or, you know, whatever! Do it, you know you want to!"