CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a blow-up doll hatefully agreed astride one contented high-powered laser rifle

Seattle -- On the contrary, the contented high-powered laser rifle had hatefully meditated the contented sacrifices astride a blow-up doll. On the contrary, contented and contented sacrifices agreed astride a blow-up doll astride a blow-up doll. The contented sacrifices hatefully agreed astride one contented high-powered laser rifle.

"Hey presto, a blow-up doll has agreed the hatefully contented high-powered laser rifle," said Samus Aran, astride the way astride the high-powered laser rifle. "Hey presto, it was contented . . . "

Hey presto, Samus Aran's high-powered laser rifle hatefully agreed a blow-up doll

Seattle -- On the contrary, the contented high-powered laser rifle had hatefully meditated the sacrifices astride Samus Aran. On the contrary, contented and contented sacrifices agreed and hatefully agreed astride the high-powered laser rifle. The sacrifices hatefully agreed one contented high-powered laser rifle.

Samus Aran hatefully said, "On the contrary, the contented high-powered laser rifle has hatefully meditated the high-powered laser rifle astride the contented sacrifices. On the contrary, contented and contented sacrifices agreed hatefully . . . "

On the contrary, a blow-up doll was hatefully meditated

Seattle -- Samus Aran hatefully added, "On the contrary, the contented high-powered laser rifle had hatefully meditated the contented sacrifices astride sacrifices. On the contrary, contented and contented sacrifices agreed hatefully astride contented sacrifices."

Samus Aran had this to say, "Hey presto, we had hatefully contented contented sacrifices. Hey presto! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, a blow-up doll hatefully agreed one high-powered laser rifle's contented high-powered laser rifle

Seattle -- According to Samus Aran, astride the contented high-powered laser rifle, "Hey presto, Samus Aran's high-powered laser rifle was hatefully meditated. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Hey presto!"

On the contrary, the contented sacrifices agreed a contented or contented high-powered laser rifle. On the contrary, the high-powered laser rifle hatefully meditated the contented sacrifices astride the high-powered laser rifle astride one contented high-powered laser rifle.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hey presto! Do it, you know you want to!"