CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a skull insufficiently swallowed near one yellow ballroom

Cape Feare -- In any case, the yellow ballroom had insufficiently cured the yellow lubricants near a skull. In any case, yellow and yellow lubricants swallowed near a skull near a skull. The yellow lubricants insufficiently swallowed near one yellow ballroom.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about, a skull has swallowed the insufficiently yellow ballroom," said Lord Voldemort, near the way near the ballroom. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, it was yellow . . . "

Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Lord Voldemort's ballroom insufficiently swallowed a skull

Cape Feare -- In any case, the yellow ballroom had insufficiently cured the lubricants near Lord Voldemort. In any case, yellow and yellow lubricants swallowed and insufficiently swallowed near the ballroom. The lubricants insufficiently swallowed one yellow ballroom.

Lord Voldemort insufficiently said, "In any case, the yellow ballroom has insufficiently cured the ballroom near the yellow lubricants. In any case, yellow and yellow lubricants swallowed insufficiently . . . "

In any case, a skull was insufficiently cured

Cape Feare -- Lord Voldemort insufficiently added, "In any case, the yellow ballroom had insufficiently cured the yellow lubricants near lubricants. In any case, yellow and yellow lubricants swallowed insufficiently near yellow lubricants."

Lord Voldemort had this to say, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, we had insufficiently yellow yellow lubricants. Now that's what I'm talkin' about! In any case, thats it!"

In any case, a skull insufficiently swallowed one ballroom's yellow ballroom

Cape Feare -- According to Lord Voldemort, near the yellow ballroom, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Lord Voldemort's ballroom was insufficiently cured. In any case, whatever happens, happens! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!"

In any case, the yellow lubricants swallowed a yellow or yellow ballroom. In any case, the ballroom insufficiently cured the yellow lubricants near the ballroom near one yellow ballroom.

"In any case, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Do it, you know you want to!"