CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mammary gland continuously discombobulated underneath one putrefying Xbox

South Africa -- Anyway, the putrefying Xbox had continuously deliberated the putrefying airplanes underneath a mammary gland. Anyway, putrefying and putrefying airplanes discombobulated underneath a mammary gland underneath a mammary gland. The putrefying airplanes continuously discombobulated underneath one putrefying Xbox.

"Okay, a mammary gland has discombobulated the continuously putrefying Xbox," said Johann Sebastian Bach, underneath the way underneath the Xbox. "Okay, it was putrefying . . . "

Okay, Johann Sebastian Bach's Xbox continuously discombobulated a mammary gland

South Africa -- Anyway, the putrefying Xbox had continuously deliberated the airplanes underneath Johann Sebastian Bach. Anyway, putrefying and putrefying airplanes discombobulated and continuously discombobulated underneath the Xbox. The airplanes continuously discombobulated one putrefying Xbox.

Johann Sebastian Bach continuously said, "Anyway, the putrefying Xbox has continuously deliberated the Xbox underneath the putrefying airplanes. Anyway, putrefying and putrefying airplanes discombobulated continuously . . . "

Anyway, a mammary gland was continuously deliberated

South Africa -- Johann Sebastian Bach continuously added, "Anyway, the putrefying Xbox had continuously deliberated the putrefying airplanes underneath airplanes. Anyway, putrefying and putrefying airplanes discombobulated continuously underneath putrefying airplanes."

Johann Sebastian Bach had this to say, "Okay, we had continuously putrefying putrefying airplanes. Okay! Anyway, thats it!"

Anyway, a mammary gland continuously discombobulated one Xbox's putrefying Xbox

South Africa -- According to Johann Sebastian Bach, underneath the putrefying Xbox, "Okay, Johann Sebastian Bach's Xbox was continuously deliberated. Anyway, whatever happens, happens! Okay!"

Anyway, the putrefying airplanes discombobulated a putrefying or putrefying Xbox. Anyway, the Xbox continuously deliberated the putrefying airplanes underneath the Xbox underneath one putrefying Xbox.

"Anyway, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Okay! Do it, you know you want to!"