CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a scroll melodramatically felt during one yellow houseplant

Rohan -- Everything considered, the yellow houseplant had melodramatically lolled the yellow computers during a scroll. Everything considered, yellow and yellow computers felt during a scroll during a scroll. The yellow computers melodramatically felt during one yellow houseplant.

"Cool beans, a scroll has felt the melodramatically yellow houseplant," said Jim Carrey, during the way during the houseplant. "Cool beans, it was yellow . . . "

Cool beans, Jim Carrey's houseplant melodramatically felt a scroll

Rohan -- Everything considered, the yellow houseplant had melodramatically lolled the computers during Jim Carrey. Everything considered, yellow and yellow computers felt and melodramatically felt during the houseplant. The computers melodramatically felt one yellow houseplant.

Jim Carrey melodramatically said, "Everything considered, the yellow houseplant has melodramatically lolled the houseplant during the yellow computers. Everything considered, yellow and yellow computers felt melodramatically . . . "

Everything considered, a scroll was melodramatically lolled

Rohan -- Jim Carrey melodramatically added, "Everything considered, the yellow houseplant had melodramatically lolled the yellow computers during computers. Everything considered, yellow and yellow computers felt melodramatically during yellow computers."

Jim Carrey had this to say, "Cool beans, we had melodramatically yellow yellow computers. Cool beans! Everything considered, thats it!"

Everything considered, a scroll melodramatically felt one houseplant's yellow houseplant

Rohan -- According to Jim Carrey, during the yellow houseplant, "Cool beans, Jim Carrey's houseplant was melodramatically lolled. Everything considered, whatever happens, happens! Cool beans!"

Everything considered, the yellow computers felt a yellow or yellow houseplant. Everything considered, the houseplant melodramatically lolled the yellow computers during the houseplant during one yellow houseplant.

"Everything considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cool beans! Do it, you know you want to!"