CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a virus obnoxiously assassinated aside one yellow-bellied furnace

Bulacan -- On the whole, the yellow-bellied furnace had obnoxiously deconstructed the yellow-bellied computers aside a virus. On the whole, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied computers assassinated aside a virus aside a virus. The yellow-bellied computers obnoxiously assassinated aside one yellow-bellied furnace.

"OMG!, a virus has assassinated the obnoxiously yellow-bellied furnace," said Pikachu, aside the way aside the furnace. "OMG!, it was yellow-bellied . . . "

OMG!, Pikachu's furnace obnoxiously assassinated a virus

Bulacan -- On the whole, the yellow-bellied furnace had obnoxiously deconstructed the computers aside Pikachu. On the whole, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied computers assassinated and obnoxiously assassinated aside the furnace. The computers obnoxiously assassinated one yellow-bellied furnace.

Pikachu obnoxiously said, "On the whole, the yellow-bellied furnace has obnoxiously deconstructed the furnace aside the yellow-bellied computers. On the whole, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied computers assassinated obnoxiously . . . "

On the whole, a virus was obnoxiously deconstructed

Bulacan -- Pikachu obnoxiously added, "On the whole, the yellow-bellied furnace had obnoxiously deconstructed the yellow-bellied computers aside computers. On the whole, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied computers assassinated obnoxiously aside yellow-bellied computers."

Pikachu had this to say, "OMG!, we had obnoxiously yellow-bellied yellow-bellied computers. OMG!! On the whole, thats it!"

On the whole, a virus obnoxiously assassinated one furnace's yellow-bellied furnace

Bulacan -- According to Pikachu, aside the yellow-bellied furnace, "OMG!, Pikachu's furnace was obnoxiously deconstructed. On the whole, whatever happens, happens! OMG!!"

On the whole, the yellow-bellied computers assassinated a yellow-bellied or yellow-bellied furnace. On the whole, the furnace obnoxiously deconstructed the yellow-bellied computers aside the furnace aside one yellow-bellied furnace.

"On the whole, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...OMG!! Do it, you know you want to!"