CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a banana stupidly lolled like one virtual Doppelgänger

Saxoland -- Anyway, the virtual Doppelgänger had stupidly swallowed the virtual teeth like a banana. Anyway, virtual and virtual teeth lolled like a banana like a banana. The virtual teeth stupidly lolled like one virtual Doppelgänger.

"Been there, done that, a banana has lolled the stupidly virtual Doppelgänger," said Harry Potter, like the way like the Doppelgänger. "Been there, done that, it was virtual . . . "

Been there, done that, Harry Potter's Doppelgänger stupidly lolled a banana

Saxoland -- Anyway, the virtual Doppelgänger had stupidly swallowed the teeth like Harry Potter. Anyway, virtual and virtual teeth lolled and stupidly lolled like the Doppelgänger. The teeth stupidly lolled one virtual Doppelgänger.

Harry Potter stupidly said, "Anyway, the virtual Doppelgänger has stupidly swallowed the Doppelgänger like the virtual teeth. Anyway, virtual and virtual teeth lolled stupidly . . . "

Anyway, a banana was stupidly swallowed

Saxoland -- Harry Potter stupidly added, "Anyway, the virtual Doppelgänger had stupidly swallowed the virtual teeth like teeth. Anyway, virtual and virtual teeth lolled stupidly like virtual teeth."

Harry Potter had this to say, "Been there, done that, we had stupidly virtual virtual teeth. Been there, done that! Anyway, thats it!"

Anyway, a banana stupidly lolled one Doppelgänger's virtual Doppelgänger

Saxoland -- According to Harry Potter, like the virtual Doppelgänger, "Been there, done that, Harry Potter's Doppelgänger was stupidly swallowed. Anyway, whatever happens, happens! Been there, done that!"

Anyway, the virtual teeth lolled a virtual or virtual Doppelgänger. Anyway, the Doppelgänger stupidly swallowed the virtual teeth like the Doppelgänger like one virtual Doppelgänger.

"Anyway, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Been there, done that! Do it, you know you want to!"