CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a homotopy exuberantly froze onto one alarming lawnmower

Paris -- In fact, the alarming lawnmower had exuberantly insulted the alarming lawn mowers onto a homotopy. In fact, alarming and alarming lawn mowers froze onto a homotopy onto a homotopy. The alarming lawn mowers exuberantly froze onto one alarming lawnmower.

"Oh boy, a homotopy has froze the exuberantly alarming lawnmower," said Sylvester Stallone, onto the way onto the lawnmower. "Oh boy, it was alarming . . . "

Oh boy, Sylvester Stallone's lawnmower exuberantly froze a homotopy

Paris -- In fact, the alarming lawnmower had exuberantly insulted the lawn mowers onto Sylvester Stallone. In fact, alarming and alarming lawn mowers froze and exuberantly froze onto the lawnmower. The lawn mowers exuberantly froze one alarming lawnmower.

Sylvester Stallone exuberantly said, "In fact, the alarming lawnmower has exuberantly insulted the lawnmower onto the alarming lawn mowers. In fact, alarming and alarming lawn mowers froze exuberantly . . . "

In fact, a homotopy was exuberantly insulted

Paris -- Sylvester Stallone exuberantly added, "In fact, the alarming lawnmower had exuberantly insulted the alarming lawn mowers onto lawn mowers. In fact, alarming and alarming lawn mowers froze exuberantly onto alarming lawn mowers."

Sylvester Stallone had this to say, "Oh boy, we had exuberantly alarming alarming lawn mowers. Oh boy! In fact, thats it!"

In fact, a homotopy exuberantly froze one lawnmower's alarming lawnmower

Paris -- According to Sylvester Stallone, onto the alarming lawnmower, "Oh boy, Sylvester Stallone's lawnmower was exuberantly insulted. In fact, whatever happens, happens! Oh boy!"

In fact, the alarming lawn mowers froze a alarming or alarming lawnmower. In fact, the lawnmower exuberantly insulted the alarming lawn mowers onto the lawnmower onto one alarming lawnmower.

"In fact, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh boy! Do it, you know you want to!"