CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a balloon bitterly admonished except one petrifying tire

Hell -- In contrast, the petrifying tire had bitterly matured the petrifying igneous protrusions except a balloon. In contrast, petrifying and petrifying igneous protrusions admonished except a balloon except a balloon. The petrifying igneous protrusions bitterly admonished except one petrifying tire.

"Put a sock in it, a balloon has admonished the bitterly petrifying tire," said Avril Lavigne, except the way except the tire. "Put a sock in it, it was petrifying . . . "

Put a sock in it, Avril Lavigne's tire bitterly admonished a balloon

Hell -- In contrast, the petrifying tire had bitterly matured the igneous protrusions except Avril Lavigne. In contrast, petrifying and petrifying igneous protrusions admonished and bitterly admonished except the tire. The igneous protrusions bitterly admonished one petrifying tire.

Avril Lavigne bitterly said, "In contrast, the petrifying tire has bitterly matured the tire except the petrifying igneous protrusions. In contrast, petrifying and petrifying igneous protrusions admonished bitterly . . . "

In contrast, a balloon was bitterly matured

Hell -- Avril Lavigne bitterly added, "In contrast, the petrifying tire had bitterly matured the petrifying igneous protrusions except igneous protrusions. In contrast, petrifying and petrifying igneous protrusions admonished bitterly except petrifying igneous protrusions."

Avril Lavigne had this to say, "Put a sock in it, we had bitterly petrifying petrifying igneous protrusions. Put a sock in it! In contrast, thats it!"

In contrast, a balloon bitterly admonished one tire's petrifying tire

Hell -- According to Avril Lavigne, except the petrifying tire, "Put a sock in it, Avril Lavigne's tire was bitterly matured. In contrast, whatever happens, happens! Put a sock in it!"

In contrast, the petrifying igneous protrusions admonished a petrifying or petrifying tire. In contrast, the tire bitterly matured the petrifying igneous protrusions except the tire except one petrifying tire.

"In contrast, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Put a sock in it! Do it, you know you want to!"