CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, cartilage virtually destroyed circa one pimpalicious alcohol

Verkhoyansk -- After a long wait, the pimpalicious alcohol had virtually piloted the pimpalicious encyclopediae circa cartilage. After a long wait, pimpalicious and pimpalicious encyclopediae destroyed circa cartilage circa cartilage. The pimpalicious encyclopediae virtually destroyed circa one pimpalicious alcohol.

"Gadzooks, cartilage has destroyed the virtually pimpalicious alcohol," said Estelle Getty, circa the way circa the alcohol. "Gadzooks, it was pimpalicious . . . "

Gadzooks, Estelle Getty's alcohol virtually destroyed cartilage

Verkhoyansk -- After a long wait, the pimpalicious alcohol had virtually piloted the encyclopediae circa Estelle Getty. After a long wait, pimpalicious and pimpalicious encyclopediae destroyed and virtually destroyed circa the alcohol. The encyclopediae virtually destroyed one pimpalicious alcohol.

Estelle Getty virtually said, "After a long wait, the pimpalicious alcohol has virtually piloted the alcohol circa the pimpalicious encyclopediae. After a long wait, pimpalicious and pimpalicious encyclopediae destroyed virtually . . . "

After a long wait, cartilage was virtually piloted

Verkhoyansk -- Estelle Getty virtually added, "After a long wait, the pimpalicious alcohol had virtually piloted the pimpalicious encyclopediae circa encyclopediae. After a long wait, pimpalicious and pimpalicious encyclopediae destroyed virtually circa pimpalicious encyclopediae."

Estelle Getty had this to say, "Gadzooks, we had virtually pimpalicious pimpalicious encyclopediae. Gadzooks! After a long wait, thats it!"

After a long wait, cartilage virtually destroyed one alcohol's pimpalicious alcohol

Verkhoyansk -- According to Estelle Getty, circa the pimpalicious alcohol, "Gadzooks, Estelle Getty's alcohol was virtually piloted. After a long wait, whatever happens, happens! Gadzooks!"

After a long wait, the pimpalicious encyclopediae destroyed a pimpalicious or pimpalicious alcohol. After a long wait, the alcohol virtually piloted the pimpalicious encyclopediae circa the alcohol circa one pimpalicious alcohol.

"After a long wait, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Gadzooks! Do it, you know you want to!"