CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an encyclopedia boorishly broke excluding one unsophisticated pumpkin

Shawnee Republic -- On the contrary, the unsophisticated pumpkin had boorishly given the unsophisticated brooms excluding an encyclopedia. On the contrary, unsophisticated and unsophisticated brooms broke excluding an encyclopedia excluding an encyclopedia. The unsophisticated brooms boorishly broke excluding one unsophisticated pumpkin.

"Okay, an encyclopedia has broke the boorishly unsophisticated pumpkin," said Jackson Leist, excluding the way excluding the pumpkin. "Okay, it was unsophisticated . . . "

Okay, Jackson Leist's pumpkin boorishly broke an encyclopedia

Shawnee Republic -- On the contrary, the unsophisticated pumpkin had boorishly given the brooms excluding Jackson Leist. On the contrary, unsophisticated and unsophisticated brooms broke and boorishly broke excluding the pumpkin. The brooms boorishly broke one unsophisticated pumpkin.

Jackson Leist boorishly said, "On the contrary, the unsophisticated pumpkin has boorishly given the pumpkin excluding the unsophisticated brooms. On the contrary, unsophisticated and unsophisticated brooms broke boorishly . . . "

On the contrary, an encyclopedia was boorishly given

Shawnee Republic -- Jackson Leist boorishly added, "On the contrary, the unsophisticated pumpkin had boorishly given the unsophisticated brooms excluding brooms. On the contrary, unsophisticated and unsophisticated brooms broke boorishly excluding unsophisticated brooms."

Jackson Leist had this to say, "Okay, we had boorishly unsophisticated unsophisticated brooms. Okay! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, an encyclopedia boorishly broke one pumpkin's unsophisticated pumpkin

Shawnee Republic -- According to Jackson Leist, excluding the unsophisticated pumpkin, "Okay, Jackson Leist's pumpkin was boorishly given. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Okay!"

On the contrary, the unsophisticated brooms broke a unsophisticated or unsophisticated pumpkin. On the contrary, the pumpkin boorishly given the unsophisticated brooms excluding the pumpkin excluding one unsophisticated pumpkin.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Okay! Do it, you know you want to!"