CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a politician (in an unruly manner) absorbed minus one yellow-bellied minefield

Sydney -- On the other hand, the yellow-bellied minefield had (in an unruly manner) cured the yellow-bellied reindeer minus a politician. On the other hand, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied reindeer absorbed minus a politician minus a politician. The yellow-bellied reindeer (in an unruly manner) absorbed minus one yellow-bellied minefield.

"Eureka, a politician has absorbed the (in an unruly manner) yellow-bellied minefield," said The Doctor, minus the way minus the minefield. "Eureka, it was yellow-bellied . . . "

Eureka, The Doctor's minefield (in an unruly manner) absorbed a politician

Sydney -- On the other hand, the yellow-bellied minefield had (in an unruly manner) cured the reindeer minus The Doctor. On the other hand, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied reindeer absorbed and (in an unruly manner) absorbed minus the minefield. The reindeer (in an unruly manner) absorbed one yellow-bellied minefield.

The Doctor (in an unruly manner) said, "On the other hand, the yellow-bellied minefield has (in an unruly manner) cured the minefield minus the yellow-bellied reindeer. On the other hand, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied reindeer absorbed (in an unruly manner) . . . "

On the other hand, a politician was (in an unruly manner) cured

Sydney -- The Doctor (in an unruly manner) added, "On the other hand, the yellow-bellied minefield had (in an unruly manner) cured the yellow-bellied reindeer minus reindeer. On the other hand, yellow-bellied and yellow-bellied reindeer absorbed (in an unruly manner) minus yellow-bellied reindeer."

The Doctor had this to say, "Eureka, we had (in an unruly manner) yellow-bellied yellow-bellied reindeer. Eureka! On the other hand, thats it!"

On the other hand, a politician (in an unruly manner) absorbed one minefield's yellow-bellied minefield

Sydney -- According to The Doctor, minus the yellow-bellied minefield, "Eureka, The Doctor's minefield was (in an unruly manner) cured. On the other hand, whatever happens, happens! Eureka!"

On the other hand, the yellow-bellied reindeer absorbed a yellow-bellied or yellow-bellied minefield. On the other hand, the minefield (in an unruly manner) cured the yellow-bellied reindeer minus the minefield minus one yellow-bellied minefield.

"On the other hand, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Eureka! Do it, you know you want to!"