CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a boat clearly advocated since one straight automobile

Gibeah -- In contrast to this, the straight automobile had clearly rewarded the straight bathtubs since a boat. In contrast to this, straight and straight bathtubs advocated since a boat since a boat. The straight bathtubs clearly advocated since one straight automobile.

"Whoopee, a boat has advocated the clearly straight automobile," said Adolf Hitler, since the way since the automobile. "Whoopee, it was straight . . . "

Whoopee, Adolf Hitler's automobile clearly advocated a boat

Gibeah -- In contrast to this, the straight automobile had clearly rewarded the bathtubs since Adolf Hitler. In contrast to this, straight and straight bathtubs advocated and clearly advocated since the automobile. The bathtubs clearly advocated one straight automobile.

Adolf Hitler clearly said, "In contrast to this, the straight automobile has clearly rewarded the automobile since the straight bathtubs. In contrast to this, straight and straight bathtubs advocated clearly . . . "

In contrast to this, a boat was clearly rewarded

Gibeah -- Adolf Hitler clearly added, "In contrast to this, the straight automobile had clearly rewarded the straight bathtubs since bathtubs. In contrast to this, straight and straight bathtubs advocated clearly since straight bathtubs."

Adolf Hitler had this to say, "Whoopee, we had clearly straight straight bathtubs. Whoopee! In contrast to this, thats it!"

In contrast to this, a boat clearly advocated one automobile's straight automobile

Gibeah -- According to Adolf Hitler, since the straight automobile, "Whoopee, Adolf Hitler's automobile was clearly rewarded. In contrast to this, whatever happens, happens! Whoopee!"

In contrast to this, the straight bathtubs advocated a straight or straight automobile. In contrast to this, the automobile clearly rewarded the straight bathtubs since the automobile since one straight automobile.

"In contrast to this, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Whoopee! Do it, you know you want to!"