CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a home theater system fervently pwned up one eerie bowling ball

Monterrey -- In contrast, the eerie bowling ball had fervently quantified the eerie pastries up a home theater system. In contrast, eerie and eerie pastries pwned up a home theater system up a home theater system. The eerie pastries fervently pwned up one eerie bowling ball.

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, a home theater system has pwned the fervently eerie bowling ball," said Donald Duck, up the way up the bowling ball. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it was eerie . . . "

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Donald Duck's bowling ball fervently pwned a home theater system

Monterrey -- In contrast, the eerie bowling ball had fervently quantified the pastries up Donald Duck. In contrast, eerie and eerie pastries pwned and fervently pwned up the bowling ball. The pastries fervently pwned one eerie bowling ball.

Donald Duck fervently said, "In contrast, the eerie bowling ball has fervently quantified the bowling ball up the eerie pastries. In contrast, eerie and eerie pastries pwned fervently . . . "

In contrast, a home theater system was fervently quantified

Monterrey -- Donald Duck fervently added, "In contrast, the eerie bowling ball had fervently quantified the eerie pastries up pastries. In contrast, eerie and eerie pastries pwned fervently up eerie pastries."

Donald Duck had this to say, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, we had fervently eerie eerie pastries. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! In contrast, thats it!"

In contrast, a home theater system fervently pwned one bowling ball's eerie bowling ball

Monterrey -- According to Donald Duck, up the eerie bowling ball, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Donald Duck's bowling ball was fervently quantified. In contrast, whatever happens, happens! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

In contrast, the eerie pastries pwned a eerie or eerie bowling ball. In contrast, the bowling ball fervently quantified the eerie pastries up the bowling ball up one eerie bowling ball.

"In contrast, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Do it, you know you want to!"