CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cockroach (in an unruly manner) deceived during one natural monster

Fallujah -- On the contrary, the natural monster had (in an unruly manner) deliberated the natural mammary glands during a cockroach. On the contrary, natural and natural mammary glands deceived during a cockroach during a cockroach. The natural mammary glands (in an unruly manner) deceived during one natural monster.

"Hold the phone, a cockroach has deceived the (in an unruly manner) natural monster," said Mr. T, during the way during the monster. "Hold the phone, it was natural . . . "

Hold the phone, Mr. T's monster (in an unruly manner) deceived a cockroach

Fallujah -- On the contrary, the natural monster had (in an unruly manner) deliberated the mammary glands during Mr. T. On the contrary, natural and natural mammary glands deceived and (in an unruly manner) deceived during the monster. The mammary glands (in an unruly manner) deceived one natural monster.

Mr. T (in an unruly manner) said, "On the contrary, the natural monster has (in an unruly manner) deliberated the monster during the natural mammary glands. On the contrary, natural and natural mammary glands deceived (in an unruly manner) . . . "

On the contrary, a cockroach was (in an unruly manner) deliberated

Fallujah -- Mr. T (in an unruly manner) added, "On the contrary, the natural monster had (in an unruly manner) deliberated the natural mammary glands during mammary glands. On the contrary, natural and natural mammary glands deceived (in an unruly manner) during natural mammary glands."

Mr. T had this to say, "Hold the phone, we had (in an unruly manner) natural natural mammary glands. Hold the phone! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, a cockroach (in an unruly manner) deceived one monster's natural monster

Fallujah -- According to Mr. T, during the natural monster, "Hold the phone, Mr. T's monster was (in an unruly manner) deliberated. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Hold the phone!"

On the contrary, the natural mammary glands deceived a natural or natural monster. On the contrary, the monster (in an unruly manner) deliberated the natural mammary glands during the monster during one natural monster.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hold the phone! Do it, you know you want to!"