CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a virus peacefully optimized for one loyal leaking roof

the khazi -- To cut a long story short, the loyal leaking roof had peacefully felt the loyal miscellanious dead things for a virus. To cut a long story short, loyal and loyal miscellanious dead things optimized for a virus for a virus. The loyal miscellanious dead things peacefully optimized for one loyal leaking roof.

"Hey presto, a virus has optimized the peacefully loyal leaking roof," said Ringo Starr, for the way for the leaking roof. "Hey presto, it was loyal . . . "

Hey presto, Ringo Starr's leaking roof peacefully optimized a virus

the khazi -- To cut a long story short, the loyal leaking roof had peacefully felt the miscellanious dead things for Ringo Starr. To cut a long story short, loyal and loyal miscellanious dead things optimized and peacefully optimized for the leaking roof. The miscellanious dead things peacefully optimized one loyal leaking roof.

Ringo Starr peacefully said, "To cut a long story short, the loyal leaking roof has peacefully felt the leaking roof for the loyal miscellanious dead things. To cut a long story short, loyal and loyal miscellanious dead things optimized peacefully . . . "

To cut a long story short, a virus was peacefully felt

the khazi -- Ringo Starr peacefully added, "To cut a long story short, the loyal leaking roof had peacefully felt the loyal miscellanious dead things for miscellanious dead things. To cut a long story short, loyal and loyal miscellanious dead things optimized peacefully for loyal miscellanious dead things."

Ringo Starr had this to say, "Hey presto, we had peacefully loyal loyal miscellanious dead things. Hey presto! To cut a long story short, thats it!"

To cut a long story short, a virus peacefully optimized one leaking roof's loyal leaking roof

the khazi -- According to Ringo Starr, for the loyal leaking roof, "Hey presto, Ringo Starr's leaking roof was peacefully felt. To cut a long story short, whatever happens, happens! Hey presto!"

To cut a long story short, the loyal miscellanious dead things optimized a loyal or loyal leaking roof. To cut a long story short, the leaking roof peacefully felt the loyal miscellanious dead things for the leaking roof for one loyal leaking roof.

"To cut a long story short, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hey presto! Do it, you know you want to!"