CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a muskrat seldom quantified from one snug peacock

Fairyland -- Everything considered, the snug peacock had seldom broken the snug airplanes from a muskrat. Everything considered, snug and snug airplanes quantified from a muskrat from a muskrat. The snug airplanes seldom quantified from one snug peacock.

"Not in the slightest, a muskrat has quantified the seldom snug peacock," said Rob Liefeld, from the way from the peacock. "Not in the slightest, it was snug . . . "

Not in the slightest, Rob Liefeld's peacock seldom quantified a muskrat

Fairyland -- Everything considered, the snug peacock had seldom broken the airplanes from Rob Liefeld. Everything considered, snug and snug airplanes quantified and seldom quantified from the peacock. The airplanes seldom quantified one snug peacock.

Rob Liefeld seldom said, "Everything considered, the snug peacock has seldom broken the peacock from the snug airplanes. Everything considered, snug and snug airplanes quantified seldom . . . "

Everything considered, a muskrat was seldom broken

Fairyland -- Rob Liefeld seldom added, "Everything considered, the snug peacock had seldom broken the snug airplanes from airplanes. Everything considered, snug and snug airplanes quantified seldom from snug airplanes."

Rob Liefeld had this to say, "Not in the slightest, we had seldom snug snug airplanes. Not in the slightest! Everything considered, thats it!"

Everything considered, a muskrat seldom quantified one peacock's snug peacock

Fairyland -- According to Rob Liefeld, from the snug peacock, "Not in the slightest, Rob Liefeld's peacock was seldom broken. Everything considered, whatever happens, happens! Not in the slightest!"

Everything considered, the snug airplanes quantified a snug or snug peacock. Everything considered, the peacock seldom broken the snug airplanes from the peacock from one snug peacock.

"Everything considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Not in the slightest! Do it, you know you want to!"