CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a tube downright deconstructed excluding one bulbous hose

Los Angeles -- Really, the bulbous hose had downright insulted the bulbous kittens excluding a tube. Really, bulbous and bulbous kittens deconstructed excluding a tube excluding a tube. The bulbous kittens downright deconstructed excluding one bulbous hose.

"When Hell freezes over, a tube has deconstructed the downright bulbous hose," said Mario, excluding the way excluding the hose. "When Hell freezes over, it was bulbous . . . "

When Hell freezes over, Mario's hose downright deconstructed a tube

Los Angeles -- Really, the bulbous hose had downright insulted the kittens excluding Mario. Really, bulbous and bulbous kittens deconstructed and downright deconstructed excluding the hose. The kittens downright deconstructed one bulbous hose.

Mario downright said, "Really, the bulbous hose has downright insulted the hose excluding the bulbous kittens. Really, bulbous and bulbous kittens deconstructed downright . . . "

Really, a tube was downright insulted

Los Angeles -- Mario downright added, "Really, the bulbous hose had downright insulted the bulbous kittens excluding kittens. Really, bulbous and bulbous kittens deconstructed downright excluding bulbous kittens."

Mario had this to say, "When Hell freezes over, we had downright bulbous bulbous kittens. When Hell freezes over! Really, thats it!"

Really, a tube downright deconstructed one hose's bulbous hose

Los Angeles -- According to Mario, excluding the bulbous hose, "When Hell freezes over, Mario's hose was downright insulted. Really, whatever happens, happens! When Hell freezes over!"

Really, the bulbous kittens deconstructed a bulbous or bulbous hose. Really, the hose downright insulted the bulbous kittens excluding the hose excluding one bulbous hose.

"Really, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...When Hell freezes over! Do it, you know you want to!"