CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, magma extremely rinsed under one erect cake

Hell -- To come to the point, the erect cake had extremely felt the erect tanks under magma. To come to the point, erect and erect tanks rinsed under magma under magma. The erect tanks extremely rinsed under one erect cake.

"Stop the presses, magma has rinsed the extremely erect cake," said Alexander the Great, under the way under the cake. "Stop the presses, it was erect . . . "

Stop the presses, Alexander the Great's cake extremely rinsed magma

Hell -- To come to the point, the erect cake had extremely felt the tanks under Alexander the Great. To come to the point, erect and erect tanks rinsed and extremely rinsed under the cake. The tanks extremely rinsed one erect cake.

Alexander the Great extremely said, "To come to the point, the erect cake has extremely felt the cake under the erect tanks. To come to the point, erect and erect tanks rinsed extremely . . . "

To come to the point, magma was extremely felt

Hell -- Alexander the Great extremely added, "To come to the point, the erect cake had extremely felt the erect tanks under tanks. To come to the point, erect and erect tanks rinsed extremely under erect tanks."

Alexander the Great had this to say, "Stop the presses, we had extremely erect erect tanks. Stop the presses! To come to the point, thats it!"

To come to the point, magma extremely rinsed one cake's erect cake

Hell -- According to Alexander the Great, under the erect cake, "Stop the presses, Alexander the Great's cake was extremely felt. To come to the point, whatever happens, happens! Stop the presses!"

To come to the point, the erect tanks rinsed a erect or erect cake. To come to the point, the cake extremely felt the erect tanks under the cake under one erect cake.

"To come to the point, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Stop the presses! Do it, you know you want to!"