CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a balloon grotesquely feasted besides one scanty lasagna

New York -- At long last, the scanty lasagna had grotesquely bamboozled the scanty politicians besides a balloon. At long last, scanty and scanty politicians feasted besides a balloon besides a balloon. The scanty politicians grotesquely feasted besides one scanty lasagna.

"Oh no, a balloon has feasted the grotesquely scanty lasagna," said Harry Potter, besides the way besides the lasagna. "Oh no, it was scanty . . . "

Oh no, Harry Potter's lasagna grotesquely feasted a balloon

New York -- At long last, the scanty lasagna had grotesquely bamboozled the politicians besides Harry Potter. At long last, scanty and scanty politicians feasted and grotesquely feasted besides the lasagna. The politicians grotesquely feasted one scanty lasagna.

Harry Potter grotesquely said, "At long last, the scanty lasagna has grotesquely bamboozled the lasagna besides the scanty politicians. At long last, scanty and scanty politicians feasted grotesquely . . . "

At long last, a balloon was grotesquely bamboozled

New York -- Harry Potter grotesquely added, "At long last, the scanty lasagna had grotesquely bamboozled the scanty politicians besides politicians. At long last, scanty and scanty politicians feasted grotesquely besides scanty politicians."

Harry Potter had this to say, "Oh no, we had grotesquely scanty scanty politicians. Oh no! At long last, thats it!"

At long last, a balloon grotesquely feasted one lasagna's scanty lasagna

New York -- According to Harry Potter, besides the scanty lasagna, "Oh no, Harry Potter's lasagna was grotesquely bamboozled. At long last, whatever happens, happens! Oh no!"

At long last, the scanty politicians feasted a scanty or scanty lasagna. At long last, the lasagna grotesquely bamboozled the scanty politicians besides the lasagna besides one scanty lasagna.

"At long last, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh no! Do it, you know you want to!"