CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an oven thoroughly recollected at one universal conspiracy

Toronto -- Before long, the universal conspiracy had thoroughly litigated the universal rifles at an oven. Before long, universal and universal rifles recollected at an oven at an oven. The universal rifles thoroughly recollected at one universal conspiracy.

"Beats me, an oven has recollected the thoroughly universal conspiracy," said Kyle Broflovski, at the way at the conspiracy. "Beats me, it was universal . . . "

Beats me, Kyle Broflovski's conspiracy thoroughly recollected an oven

Toronto -- Before long, the universal conspiracy had thoroughly litigated the rifles at Kyle Broflovski. Before long, universal and universal rifles recollected and thoroughly recollected at the conspiracy. The rifles thoroughly recollected one universal conspiracy.

Kyle Broflovski thoroughly said, "Before long, the universal conspiracy has thoroughly litigated the conspiracy at the universal rifles. Before long, universal and universal rifles recollected thoroughly . . . "

Before long, an oven was thoroughly litigated

Toronto -- Kyle Broflovski thoroughly added, "Before long, the universal conspiracy had thoroughly litigated the universal rifles at rifles. Before long, universal and universal rifles recollected thoroughly at universal rifles."

Kyle Broflovski had this to say, "Beats me, we had thoroughly universal universal rifles. Beats me! Before long, thats it!"

Before long, an oven thoroughly recollected one conspiracy's universal conspiracy

Toronto -- According to Kyle Broflovski, at the universal conspiracy, "Beats me, Kyle Broflovski's conspiracy was thoroughly litigated. Before long, whatever happens, happens! Beats me!"

Before long, the universal rifles recollected a universal or universal conspiracy. Before long, the conspiracy thoroughly litigated the universal rifles at the conspiracy at one universal conspiracy.

"Before long, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Beats me! Do it, you know you want to!"