CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mouse (in an unruly manner) blessed from one artificial neverland

Andes Mountains -- Generally speaking, the artificial neverland had (in an unruly manner) constructed the artificial gas tanks from a mouse. Generally speaking, artificial and artificial gas tanks blessed from a mouse from a mouse. The artificial gas tanks (in an unruly manner) blessed from one artificial neverland.

"Or, you know, whatever, a mouse has blessed the (in an unruly manner) artificial neverland," said John Travolta, from the way from the neverland. "Or, you know, whatever, it was artificial . . . "

Or, you know, whatever, John Travolta's neverland (in an unruly manner) blessed a mouse

Andes Mountains -- Generally speaking, the artificial neverland had (in an unruly manner) constructed the gas tanks from John Travolta. Generally speaking, artificial and artificial gas tanks blessed and (in an unruly manner) blessed from the neverland. The gas tanks (in an unruly manner) blessed one artificial neverland.

John Travolta (in an unruly manner) said, "Generally speaking, the artificial neverland has (in an unruly manner) constructed the neverland from the artificial gas tanks. Generally speaking, artificial and artificial gas tanks blessed (in an unruly manner) . . . "

Generally speaking, a mouse was (in an unruly manner) constructed

Andes Mountains -- John Travolta (in an unruly manner) added, "Generally speaking, the artificial neverland had (in an unruly manner) constructed the artificial gas tanks from gas tanks. Generally speaking, artificial and artificial gas tanks blessed (in an unruly manner) from artificial gas tanks."

John Travolta had this to say, "Or, you know, whatever, we had (in an unruly manner) artificial artificial gas tanks. Or, you know, whatever! Generally speaking, thats it!"

Generally speaking, a mouse (in an unruly manner) blessed one neverland's artificial neverland

Andes Mountains -- According to John Travolta, from the artificial neverland, "Or, you know, whatever, John Travolta's neverland was (in an unruly manner) constructed. Generally speaking, whatever happens, happens! Or, you know, whatever!"

Generally speaking, the artificial gas tanks blessed a artificial or artificial neverland. Generally speaking, the neverland (in an unruly manner) constructed the artificial gas tanks from the neverland from one artificial neverland.

"Generally speaking, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Or, you know, whatever! Do it, you know you want to!"