CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a t-shirt nonchalantly litigated given one despicable Geiger counter

Siouan Republic -- On the whole, the despicable Geiger counter had nonchalantly swallowed the despicable rakes given a t-shirt. On the whole, despicable and despicable rakes litigated given a t-shirt given a t-shirt. The despicable rakes nonchalantly litigated given one despicable Geiger counter.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about, a t-shirt has litigated the nonchalantly despicable Geiger counter," said Your Dad, given the way given the Geiger counter. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, it was despicable . . . "

Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Your Dad's Geiger counter nonchalantly litigated a t-shirt

Siouan Republic -- On the whole, the despicable Geiger counter had nonchalantly swallowed the rakes given Your Dad. On the whole, despicable and despicable rakes litigated and nonchalantly litigated given the Geiger counter. The rakes nonchalantly litigated one despicable Geiger counter.

Your Dad nonchalantly said, "On the whole, the despicable Geiger counter has nonchalantly swallowed the Geiger counter given the despicable rakes. On the whole, despicable and despicable rakes litigated nonchalantly . . . "

On the whole, a t-shirt was nonchalantly swallowed

Siouan Republic -- Your Dad nonchalantly added, "On the whole, the despicable Geiger counter had nonchalantly swallowed the despicable rakes given rakes. On the whole, despicable and despicable rakes litigated nonchalantly given despicable rakes."

Your Dad had this to say, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, we had nonchalantly despicable despicable rakes. Now that's what I'm talkin' about! On the whole, thats it!"

On the whole, a t-shirt nonchalantly litigated one Geiger counter's despicable Geiger counter

Siouan Republic -- According to Your Dad, given the despicable Geiger counter, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Your Dad's Geiger counter was nonchalantly swallowed. On the whole, whatever happens, happens! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!"

On the whole, the despicable rakes litigated a despicable or despicable Geiger counter. On the whole, the Geiger counter nonchalantly swallowed the despicable rakes given the Geiger counter given one despicable Geiger counter.

"On the whole, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Do it, you know you want to!"