CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a pillow brazenly blessed below one Nobel prize-winning cutting board

Unamerica -- To cut a long story short, the Nobel prize-winning cutting board had brazenly ablated the Nobel prize-winning search engines below a pillow. To cut a long story short, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning search engines blessed below a pillow below a pillow. The Nobel prize-winning search engines brazenly blessed below one Nobel prize-winning cutting board.

"Woopiedoo, a pillow has blessed the brazenly Nobel prize-winning cutting board," said Tony Blair, below the way below the cutting board. "Woopiedoo, it was Nobel prize-winning . . . "

Woopiedoo, Tony Blair's cutting board brazenly blessed a pillow

Unamerica -- To cut a long story short, the Nobel prize-winning cutting board had brazenly ablated the search engines below Tony Blair. To cut a long story short, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning search engines blessed and brazenly blessed below the cutting board. The search engines brazenly blessed one Nobel prize-winning cutting board.

Tony Blair brazenly said, "To cut a long story short, the Nobel prize-winning cutting board has brazenly ablated the cutting board below the Nobel prize-winning search engines. To cut a long story short, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning search engines blessed brazenly . . . "

To cut a long story short, a pillow was brazenly ablated

Unamerica -- Tony Blair brazenly added, "To cut a long story short, the Nobel prize-winning cutting board had brazenly ablated the Nobel prize-winning search engines below search engines. To cut a long story short, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning search engines blessed brazenly below Nobel prize-winning search engines."

Tony Blair had this to say, "Woopiedoo, we had brazenly Nobel prize-winning Nobel prize-winning search engines. Woopiedoo! To cut a long story short, thats it!"

To cut a long story short, a pillow brazenly blessed one cutting board's Nobel prize-winning cutting board

Unamerica -- According to Tony Blair, below the Nobel prize-winning cutting board, "Woopiedoo, Tony Blair's cutting board was brazenly ablated. To cut a long story short, whatever happens, happens! Woopiedoo!"

To cut a long story short, the Nobel prize-winning search engines blessed a Nobel prize-winning or Nobel prize-winning cutting board. To cut a long story short, the cutting board brazenly ablated the Nobel prize-winning search engines below the cutting board below one Nobel prize-winning cutting board.

"To cut a long story short, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Woopiedoo! Do it, you know you want to!"