CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi continuously navigated next one egregious beagle

Terror Lake -- To sum up, the egregious beagle had continuously deceived the egregious violi next a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. To sum up, egregious and egregious violi navigated next a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi next a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. The egregious violi continuously navigated next one egregious beagle.

"Hey presto, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi has navigated the continuously egregious beagle," said Colin Powell, next the way next the beagle. "Hey presto, it was egregious . . . "

Hey presto, Colin Powell's beagle continuously navigated a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

Terror Lake -- To sum up, the egregious beagle had continuously deceived the violi next Colin Powell. To sum up, egregious and egregious violi navigated and continuously navigated next the beagle. The violi continuously navigated one egregious beagle.

Colin Powell continuously said, "To sum up, the egregious beagle has continuously deceived the beagle next the egregious violi. To sum up, egregious and egregious violi navigated continuously . . . "

To sum up, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi was continuously deceived

Terror Lake -- Colin Powell continuously added, "To sum up, the egregious beagle had continuously deceived the egregious violi next violi. To sum up, egregious and egregious violi navigated continuously next egregious violi."

Colin Powell had this to say, "Hey presto, we had continuously egregious egregious violi. Hey presto! To sum up, thats it!"

To sum up, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi continuously navigated one beagle's egregious beagle

Terror Lake -- According to Colin Powell, next the egregious beagle, "Hey presto, Colin Powell's beagle was continuously deceived. To sum up, whatever happens, happens! Hey presto!"

To sum up, the egregious violi navigated a egregious or egregious beagle. To sum up, the beagle continuously deceived the egregious violi next the beagle next one egregious beagle.

"To sum up, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hey presto! Do it, you know you want to!"