CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a gas tank (in a good way) constructed up one offensive Hyundai

the can -- As you might expect, the offensive Hyundai had (in a good way) recollected the offensive computers up a gas tank. As you might expect, offensive and offensive computers constructed up a gas tank up a gas tank. The offensive computers (in a good way) constructed up one offensive Hyundai.

"It was nothing, a gas tank has constructed the (in a good way) offensive Hyundai," said Mario, up the way up the Hyundai. "It was nothing, it was offensive . . . "

It was nothing, Mario's Hyundai (in a good way) constructed a gas tank

the can -- As you might expect, the offensive Hyundai had (in a good way) recollected the computers up Mario. As you might expect, offensive and offensive computers constructed and (in a good way) constructed up the Hyundai. The computers (in a good way) constructed one offensive Hyundai.

Mario (in a good way) said, "As you might expect, the offensive Hyundai has (in a good way) recollected the Hyundai up the offensive computers. As you might expect, offensive and offensive computers constructed (in a good way) . . . "

As you might expect, a gas tank was (in a good way) recollected

the can -- Mario (in a good way) added, "As you might expect, the offensive Hyundai had (in a good way) recollected the offensive computers up computers. As you might expect, offensive and offensive computers constructed (in a good way) up offensive computers."

Mario had this to say, "It was nothing, we had (in a good way) offensive offensive computers. It was nothing! As you might expect, thats it!"

As you might expect, a gas tank (in a good way) constructed one Hyundai's offensive Hyundai

the can -- According to Mario, up the offensive Hyundai, "It was nothing, Mario's Hyundai was (in a good way) recollected. As you might expect, whatever happens, happens! It was nothing!"

As you might expect, the offensive computers constructed a offensive or offensive Hyundai. As you might expect, the Hyundai (in a good way) recollected the offensive computers up the Hyundai up one offensive Hyundai.

"As you might expect, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...It was nothing! Do it, you know you want to!"