CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an anvil completely navigated unlike one Nobel prize-winning Suzuki

Venus -- After a long wait, the Nobel prize-winning Suzuki had completely thrown the Nobel prize-winning ovens unlike an anvil. After a long wait, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning ovens navigated unlike an anvil unlike an anvil. The Nobel prize-winning ovens completely navigated unlike one Nobel prize-winning Suzuki.

"Mmm, an anvil has navigated the completely Nobel prize-winning Suzuki," said Vince McMahon, unlike the way unlike the Suzuki. "Mmm, it was Nobel prize-winning . . . "

Mmm, Vince McMahon's Suzuki completely navigated an anvil

Venus -- After a long wait, the Nobel prize-winning Suzuki had completely thrown the ovens unlike Vince McMahon. After a long wait, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning ovens navigated and completely navigated unlike the Suzuki. The ovens completely navigated one Nobel prize-winning Suzuki.

Vince McMahon completely said, "After a long wait, the Nobel prize-winning Suzuki has completely thrown the Suzuki unlike the Nobel prize-winning ovens. After a long wait, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning ovens navigated completely . . . "

After a long wait, an anvil was completely thrown

Venus -- Vince McMahon completely added, "After a long wait, the Nobel prize-winning Suzuki had completely thrown the Nobel prize-winning ovens unlike ovens. After a long wait, Nobel prize-winning and Nobel prize-winning ovens navigated completely unlike Nobel prize-winning ovens."

Vince McMahon had this to say, "Mmm, we had completely Nobel prize-winning Nobel prize-winning ovens. Mmm! After a long wait, thats it!"

After a long wait, an anvil completely navigated one Suzuki's Nobel prize-winning Suzuki

Venus -- According to Vince McMahon, unlike the Nobel prize-winning Suzuki, "Mmm, Vince McMahon's Suzuki was completely thrown. After a long wait, whatever happens, happens! Mmm!"

After a long wait, the Nobel prize-winning ovens navigated a Nobel prize-winning or Nobel prize-winning Suzuki. After a long wait, the Suzuki completely thrown the Nobel prize-winning ovens unlike the Suzuki unlike one Nobel prize-winning Suzuki.

"After a long wait, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Mmm! Do it, you know you want to!"