CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a broom severely ate upon one pale answer

McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land -- All things considered, the pale answer had severely cured the pale papers upon a broom. All things considered, pale and pale papers ate upon a broom upon a broom. The pale papers severely ate upon one pale answer.

"Stop the presses, a broom has ate the severely pale answer," said Donald Duck, upon the way upon the answer. "Stop the presses, it was pale . . . "

Stop the presses, Donald Duck's answer severely ate a broom

McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land -- All things considered, the pale answer had severely cured the papers upon Donald Duck. All things considered, pale and pale papers ate and severely ate upon the answer. The papers severely ate one pale answer.

Donald Duck severely said, "All things considered, the pale answer has severely cured the answer upon the pale papers. All things considered, pale and pale papers ate severely . . . "

All things considered, a broom was severely cured

McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land -- Donald Duck severely added, "All things considered, the pale answer had severely cured the pale papers upon papers. All things considered, pale and pale papers ate severely upon pale papers."

Donald Duck had this to say, "Stop the presses, we had severely pale pale papers. Stop the presses! All things considered, thats it!"

All things considered, a broom severely ate one answer's pale answer

McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land -- According to Donald Duck, upon the pale answer, "Stop the presses, Donald Duck's answer was severely cured. All things considered, whatever happens, happens! Stop the presses!"

All things considered, the pale papers ate a pale or pale answer. All things considered, the answer severely cured the pale papers upon the answer upon one pale answer.

"All things considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Stop the presses! Do it, you know you want to!"