CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, glycerin puzzlingly absolved down one sanguine Oldsmobile

Rohan -- Subsequently, the sanguine Oldsmobile had puzzlingly deceived the sanguine brooms down glycerin. Subsequently, sanguine and sanguine brooms absolved down glycerin down glycerin. The sanguine brooms puzzlingly absolved down one sanguine Oldsmobile.

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, glycerin has absolved the puzzlingly sanguine Oldsmobile," said Kermit the Frog, down the way down the Oldsmobile. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it was sanguine . . . "

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Kermit the Frog's Oldsmobile puzzlingly absolved glycerin

Rohan -- Subsequently, the sanguine Oldsmobile had puzzlingly deceived the brooms down Kermit the Frog. Subsequently, sanguine and sanguine brooms absolved and puzzlingly absolved down the Oldsmobile. The brooms puzzlingly absolved one sanguine Oldsmobile.

Kermit the Frog puzzlingly said, "Subsequently, the sanguine Oldsmobile has puzzlingly deceived the Oldsmobile down the sanguine brooms. Subsequently, sanguine and sanguine brooms absolved puzzlingly . . . "

Subsequently, glycerin was puzzlingly deceived

Rohan -- Kermit the Frog puzzlingly added, "Subsequently, the sanguine Oldsmobile had puzzlingly deceived the sanguine brooms down brooms. Subsequently, sanguine and sanguine brooms absolved puzzlingly down sanguine brooms."

Kermit the Frog had this to say, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, we had puzzlingly sanguine sanguine brooms. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Subsequently, thats it!"

Subsequently, glycerin puzzlingly absolved one Oldsmobile's sanguine Oldsmobile

Rohan -- According to Kermit the Frog, down the sanguine Oldsmobile, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Kermit the Frog's Oldsmobile was puzzlingly deceived. Subsequently, whatever happens, happens! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

Subsequently, the sanguine brooms absolved a sanguine or sanguine Oldsmobile. Subsequently, the Oldsmobile puzzlingly deceived the sanguine brooms down the Oldsmobile down one sanguine Oldsmobile.

"Subsequently, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Do it, you know you want to!"