CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a diode apathetically rioted towards one oozing cow

Monster Island -- In fact, the oozing cow had apathetically optimized the oozing cows towards a diode. In fact, oozing and oozing cows rioted towards a diode towards a diode. The oozing cows apathetically rioted towards one oozing cow.

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, a diode has rioted the apathetically oozing cow," said Cloud Strife, towards the way towards the cow. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it was oozing . . . "

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Cloud Strife's cow apathetically rioted a diode

Monster Island -- In fact, the oozing cow had apathetically optimized the cows towards Cloud Strife. In fact, oozing and oozing cows rioted and apathetically rioted towards the cow. The cows apathetically rioted one oozing cow.

Cloud Strife apathetically said, "In fact, the oozing cow has apathetically optimized the cow towards the oozing cows. In fact, oozing and oozing cows rioted apathetically . . . "

In fact, a diode was apathetically optimized

Monster Island -- Cloud Strife apathetically added, "In fact, the oozing cow had apathetically optimized the oozing cows towards cows. In fact, oozing and oozing cows rioted apathetically towards oozing cows."

Cloud Strife had this to say, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, we had apathetically oozing oozing cows. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! In fact, thats it!"

In fact, a diode apathetically rioted one cow's oozing cow

Monster Island -- According to Cloud Strife, towards the oozing cow, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Cloud Strife's cow was apathetically optimized. In fact, whatever happens, happens! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

In fact, the oozing cows rioted a oozing or oozing cow. In fact, the cow apathetically optimized the oozing cows towards the cow towards one oozing cow.

"In fact, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Do it, you know you want to!"