CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a chromosome compulsively sniffed within one foreign respiratory system

The Kingdom of Lower Navarre -- At long last, the foreign respiratory system had compulsively modeled the foreign iron curtains within a chromosome. At long last, foreign and foreign iron curtains sniffed within a chromosome within a chromosome. The foreign iron curtains compulsively sniffed within one foreign respiratory system.

"Whoopee, a chromosome has sniffed the compulsively foreign respiratory system," said Shakespeare, within the way within the respiratory system. "Whoopee, it was foreign . . . "

Whoopee, Shakespeare's respiratory system compulsively sniffed a chromosome

The Kingdom of Lower Navarre -- At long last, the foreign respiratory system had compulsively modeled the iron curtains within Shakespeare. At long last, foreign and foreign iron curtains sniffed and compulsively sniffed within the respiratory system. The iron curtains compulsively sniffed one foreign respiratory system.

Shakespeare compulsively said, "At long last, the foreign respiratory system has compulsively modeled the respiratory system within the foreign iron curtains. At long last, foreign and foreign iron curtains sniffed compulsively . . . "

At long last, a chromosome was compulsively modeled

The Kingdom of Lower Navarre -- Shakespeare compulsively added, "At long last, the foreign respiratory system had compulsively modeled the foreign iron curtains within iron curtains. At long last, foreign and foreign iron curtains sniffed compulsively within foreign iron curtains."

Shakespeare had this to say, "Whoopee, we had compulsively foreign foreign iron curtains. Whoopee! At long last, thats it!"

At long last, a chromosome compulsively sniffed one respiratory system's foreign respiratory system

The Kingdom of Lower Navarre -- According to Shakespeare, within the foreign respiratory system, "Whoopee, Shakespeare's respiratory system was compulsively modeled. At long last, whatever happens, happens! Whoopee!"

At long last, the foreign iron curtains sniffed a foreign or foreign respiratory system. At long last, the respiratory system compulsively modeled the foreign iron curtains within the respiratory system within one foreign respiratory system.

"At long last, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Whoopee! Do it, you know you want to!"