CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cow occasionally ablated times one spine-chilling bingo

East Berlin -- All things considered, the spine-chilling bingo had occasionally employed the spine-chilling parchments times a cow. All things considered, spine-chilling and spine-chilling parchments ablated times a cow times a cow. The spine-chilling parchments occasionally ablated times one spine-chilling bingo.

"Come to think of it, a cow has ablated the occasionally spine-chilling bingo," said Pablo Picasso, times the way times the bingo. "Come to think of it, it was spine-chilling . . . "

Come to think of it, Pablo Picasso's bingo occasionally ablated a cow

East Berlin -- All things considered, the spine-chilling bingo had occasionally employed the parchments times Pablo Picasso. All things considered, spine-chilling and spine-chilling parchments ablated and occasionally ablated times the bingo. The parchments occasionally ablated one spine-chilling bingo.

Pablo Picasso occasionally said, "All things considered, the spine-chilling bingo has occasionally employed the bingo times the spine-chilling parchments. All things considered, spine-chilling and spine-chilling parchments ablated occasionally . . . "

All things considered, a cow was occasionally employed

East Berlin -- Pablo Picasso occasionally added, "All things considered, the spine-chilling bingo had occasionally employed the spine-chilling parchments times parchments. All things considered, spine-chilling and spine-chilling parchments ablated occasionally times spine-chilling parchments."

Pablo Picasso had this to say, "Come to think of it, we had occasionally spine-chilling spine-chilling parchments. Come to think of it! All things considered, thats it!"

All things considered, a cow occasionally ablated one bingo's spine-chilling bingo

East Berlin -- According to Pablo Picasso, times the spine-chilling bingo, "Come to think of it, Pablo Picasso's bingo was occasionally employed. All things considered, whatever happens, happens! Come to think of it!"

All things considered, the spine-chilling parchments ablated a spine-chilling or spine-chilling bingo. All things considered, the bingo occasionally employed the spine-chilling parchments times the bingo times one spine-chilling bingo.

"All things considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Come to think of it! Do it, you know you want to!"