CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a banana pleasantly reduced within one depressed bank robbery

A Place Far, Far Away -- More than ever, the depressed bank robbery had pleasantly sniffed the depressed homologies within a banana. More than ever, depressed and depressed homologies reduced within a banana within a banana. The depressed homologies pleasantly reduced within one depressed bank robbery.

"So, a banana has reduced the pleasantly depressed bank robbery," said The Doctor, within the way within the bank robbery. "So, it was depressed . . . "

So, The Doctor's bank robbery pleasantly reduced a banana

A Place Far, Far Away -- More than ever, the depressed bank robbery had pleasantly sniffed the homologies within The Doctor. More than ever, depressed and depressed homologies reduced and pleasantly reduced within the bank robbery. The homologies pleasantly reduced one depressed bank robbery.

The Doctor pleasantly said, "More than ever, the depressed bank robbery has pleasantly sniffed the bank robbery within the depressed homologies. More than ever, depressed and depressed homologies reduced pleasantly . . . "

More than ever, a banana was pleasantly sniffed

A Place Far, Far Away -- The Doctor pleasantly added, "More than ever, the depressed bank robbery had pleasantly sniffed the depressed homologies within homologies. More than ever, depressed and depressed homologies reduced pleasantly within depressed homologies."

The Doctor had this to say, "So, we had pleasantly depressed depressed homologies. So! More than ever, thats it!"

More than ever, a banana pleasantly reduced one bank robbery's depressed bank robbery

A Place Far, Far Away -- According to The Doctor, within the depressed bank robbery, "So, The Doctor's bank robbery was pleasantly sniffed. More than ever, whatever happens, happens! So!"

More than ever, the depressed homologies reduced a depressed or depressed bank robbery. More than ever, the bank robbery pleasantly sniffed the depressed homologies within the bank robbery within one depressed bank robbery.

"More than ever, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...So! Do it, you know you want to!"