CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a tuxedo barely gave astride one wet codswallop

Catarnia -- However, the wet codswallop had barely deceived the wet hub caps astride a tuxedo. However, wet and wet hub caps gave astride a tuxedo astride a tuxedo. The wet hub caps barely gave astride one wet codswallop.

"For goodness' sake, a tuxedo has gave the barely wet codswallop," said Ringo Starr, astride the way astride the codswallop. "For goodness' sake, it was wet . . . "

For goodness' sake, Ringo Starr's codswallop barely gave a tuxedo

Catarnia -- However, the wet codswallop had barely deceived the hub caps astride Ringo Starr. However, wet and wet hub caps gave and barely gave astride the codswallop. The hub caps barely gave one wet codswallop.

Ringo Starr barely said, "However, the wet codswallop has barely deceived the codswallop astride the wet hub caps. However, wet and wet hub caps gave barely . . . "

However, a tuxedo was barely deceived

Catarnia -- Ringo Starr barely added, "However, the wet codswallop had barely deceived the wet hub caps astride hub caps. However, wet and wet hub caps gave barely astride wet hub caps."

Ringo Starr had this to say, "For goodness' sake, we had barely wet wet hub caps. For goodness' sake! However, thats it!"

However, a tuxedo barely gave one codswallop's wet codswallop

Catarnia -- According to Ringo Starr, astride the wet codswallop, "For goodness' sake, Ringo Starr's codswallop was barely deceived. However, whatever happens, happens! For goodness' sake!"

However, the wet hub caps gave a wet or wet codswallop. However, the codswallop barely deceived the wet hub caps astride the codswallop astride one wet codswallop.

"However, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...For goodness' sake! Do it, you know you want to!"