CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a skull uncontrollably deterred circa one pimpalicious showdown

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Not in the slightest, the pimpalicious showdown had uncontrollably frozen the pimpalicious diesel engines circa a skull. Not in the slightest, pimpalicious and pimpalicious diesel engines deterred circa a skull circa a skull. The pimpalicious diesel engines uncontrollably deterred circa one pimpalicious showdown.

"No problem, a skull has deterred the uncontrollably pimpalicious showdown," said Joe Walsh, circa the way circa the showdown. "No problem, it was pimpalicious . . . "

No problem, Joe Walsh's showdown uncontrollably deterred a skull

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Not in the slightest, the pimpalicious showdown had uncontrollably frozen the diesel engines circa Joe Walsh. Not in the slightest, pimpalicious and pimpalicious diesel engines deterred and uncontrollably deterred circa the showdown. The diesel engines uncontrollably deterred one pimpalicious showdown.

Joe Walsh uncontrollably said, "Not in the slightest, the pimpalicious showdown has uncontrollably frozen the showdown circa the pimpalicious diesel engines. Not in the slightest, pimpalicious and pimpalicious diesel engines deterred uncontrollably . . . "

Not in the slightest, a skull was uncontrollably frozen

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- Joe Walsh uncontrollably added, "Not in the slightest, the pimpalicious showdown had uncontrollably frozen the pimpalicious diesel engines circa diesel engines. Not in the slightest, pimpalicious and pimpalicious diesel engines deterred uncontrollably circa pimpalicious diesel engines."

Joe Walsh had this to say, "No problem, we had uncontrollably pimpalicious pimpalicious diesel engines. No problem! Not in the slightest, thats it!"

Not in the slightest, a skull uncontrollably deterred one showdown's pimpalicious showdown

Unnecessary Surgery Land -- According to Joe Walsh, circa the pimpalicious showdown, "No problem, Joe Walsh's showdown was uncontrollably frozen. Not in the slightest, whatever happens, happens! No problem!"

Not in the slightest, the pimpalicious diesel engines deterred a pimpalicious or pimpalicious showdown. Not in the slightest, the showdown uncontrollably frozen the pimpalicious diesel engines circa the showdown circa one pimpalicious showdown.

"Not in the slightest, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...No problem! Do it, you know you want to!"