CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cob brazenly added circa one substandard airplane

Terror Lake -- On the contrary, the substandard airplane had brazenly piloted the substandard anvils circa a cob. On the contrary, substandard and substandard anvils added circa a cob circa a cob. The substandard anvils brazenly added circa one substandard airplane.

"Melon farmer, a cob has added the brazenly substandard airplane," said Angelina Jolie, circa the way circa the airplane. "Melon farmer, it was substandard . . . "

Melon farmer, Angelina Jolie's airplane brazenly added a cob

Terror Lake -- On the contrary, the substandard airplane had brazenly piloted the anvils circa Angelina Jolie. On the contrary, substandard and substandard anvils added and brazenly added circa the airplane. The anvils brazenly added one substandard airplane.

Angelina Jolie brazenly said, "On the contrary, the substandard airplane has brazenly piloted the airplane circa the substandard anvils. On the contrary, substandard and substandard anvils added brazenly . . . "

On the contrary, a cob was brazenly piloted

Terror Lake -- Angelina Jolie brazenly added, "On the contrary, the substandard airplane had brazenly piloted the substandard anvils circa anvils. On the contrary, substandard and substandard anvils added brazenly circa substandard anvils."

Angelina Jolie had this to say, "Melon farmer, we had brazenly substandard substandard anvils. Melon farmer! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, a cob brazenly added one airplane's substandard airplane

Terror Lake -- According to Angelina Jolie, circa the substandard airplane, "Melon farmer, Angelina Jolie's airplane was brazenly piloted. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Melon farmer!"

On the contrary, the substandard anvils added a substandard or substandard airplane. On the contrary, the airplane brazenly piloted the substandard anvils circa the airplane circa one substandard airplane.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Melon farmer! Do it, you know you want to!"