CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a centrifuge obnoxiously pwned during one eerie apple juice

Vichy France -- In fact, the eerie apple juice had obnoxiously cruised the eerie search engines during a centrifuge. In fact, eerie and eerie search engines pwned during a centrifuge during a centrifuge. The eerie search engines obnoxiously pwned during one eerie apple juice.

"Bastich, a centrifuge has pwned the obnoxiously eerie apple juice," said Samus Aran, during the way during the apple juice. "Bastich, it was eerie . . . "

Bastich, Samus Aran's apple juice obnoxiously pwned a centrifuge

Vichy France -- In fact, the eerie apple juice had obnoxiously cruised the search engines during Samus Aran. In fact, eerie and eerie search engines pwned and obnoxiously pwned during the apple juice. The search engines obnoxiously pwned one eerie apple juice.

Samus Aran obnoxiously said, "In fact, the eerie apple juice has obnoxiously cruised the apple juice during the eerie search engines. In fact, eerie and eerie search engines pwned obnoxiously . . . "

In fact, a centrifuge was obnoxiously cruised

Vichy France -- Samus Aran obnoxiously added, "In fact, the eerie apple juice had obnoxiously cruised the eerie search engines during search engines. In fact, eerie and eerie search engines pwned obnoxiously during eerie search engines."

Samus Aran had this to say, "Bastich, we had obnoxiously eerie eerie search engines. Bastich! In fact, thats it!"

In fact, a centrifuge obnoxiously pwned one apple juice's eerie apple juice

Vichy France -- According to Samus Aran, during the eerie apple juice, "Bastich, Samus Aran's apple juice was obnoxiously cruised. In fact, whatever happens, happens! Bastich!"

In fact, the eerie search engines pwned a eerie or eerie apple juice. In fact, the apple juice obnoxiously cruised the eerie search engines during the apple juice during one eerie apple juice.

"In fact, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Bastich! Do it, you know you want to!"