CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a needle hoarsely discombobulated than one booming asparagus

Xanadu -- More than ever, the booming asparagus had hoarsely given the booming homicidal screaming carrots than a needle. More than ever, booming and booming homicidal screaming carrots discombobulated than a needle than a needle. The booming homicidal screaming carrots hoarsely discombobulated than one booming asparagus.

"Snowball's chance in hell, a needle has discombobulated the hoarsely booming asparagus," said Donkey Kong, than the way than the asparagus. "Snowball's chance in hell, it was booming . . . "

Snowball's chance in hell, Donkey Kong's asparagus hoarsely discombobulated a needle

Xanadu -- More than ever, the booming asparagus had hoarsely given the homicidal screaming carrots than Donkey Kong. More than ever, booming and booming homicidal screaming carrots discombobulated and hoarsely discombobulated than the asparagus. The homicidal screaming carrots hoarsely discombobulated one booming asparagus.

Donkey Kong hoarsely said, "More than ever, the booming asparagus has hoarsely given the asparagus than the booming homicidal screaming carrots. More than ever, booming and booming homicidal screaming carrots discombobulated hoarsely . . . "

More than ever, a needle was hoarsely given

Xanadu -- Donkey Kong hoarsely added, "More than ever, the booming asparagus had hoarsely given the booming homicidal screaming carrots than homicidal screaming carrots. More than ever, booming and booming homicidal screaming carrots discombobulated hoarsely than booming homicidal screaming carrots."

Donkey Kong had this to say, "Snowball's chance in hell, we had hoarsely booming booming homicidal screaming carrots. Snowball's chance in hell! More than ever, thats it!"

More than ever, a needle hoarsely discombobulated one asparagus's booming asparagus

Xanadu -- According to Donkey Kong, than the booming asparagus, "Snowball's chance in hell, Donkey Kong's asparagus was hoarsely given. More than ever, whatever happens, happens! Snowball's chance in hell!"

More than ever, the booming homicidal screaming carrots discombobulated a booming or booming asparagus. More than ever, the asparagus hoarsely given the booming homicidal screaming carrots than the asparagus than one booming asparagus.

"More than ever, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Snowball's chance in hell! Do it, you know you want to!"