CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a salad fork seldom lathered onto one pricey railing

Pen Island -- In particular, the pricey railing had seldom sniffed the pricey centrifuges onto a salad fork. In particular, pricey and pricey centrifuges lathered onto a salad fork onto a salad fork. The pricey centrifuges seldom lathered onto one pricey railing.

"Oh, a salad fork has lathered the seldom pricey railing," said Natalie Portman, onto the way onto the railing. "Oh, it was pricey . . . "

Oh, Natalie Portman's railing seldom lathered a salad fork

Pen Island -- In particular, the pricey railing had seldom sniffed the centrifuges onto Natalie Portman. In particular, pricey and pricey centrifuges lathered and seldom lathered onto the railing. The centrifuges seldom lathered one pricey railing.

Natalie Portman seldom said, "In particular, the pricey railing has seldom sniffed the railing onto the pricey centrifuges. In particular, pricey and pricey centrifuges lathered seldom . . . "

In particular, a salad fork was seldom sniffed

Pen Island -- Natalie Portman seldom added, "In particular, the pricey railing had seldom sniffed the pricey centrifuges onto centrifuges. In particular, pricey and pricey centrifuges lathered seldom onto pricey centrifuges."

Natalie Portman had this to say, "Oh, we had seldom pricey pricey centrifuges. Oh! In particular, thats it!"

In particular, a salad fork seldom lathered one railing's pricey railing

Pen Island -- According to Natalie Portman, onto the pricey railing, "Oh, Natalie Portman's railing was seldom sniffed. In particular, whatever happens, happens! Oh!"

In particular, the pricey centrifuges lathered a pricey or pricey railing. In particular, the railing seldom sniffed the pricey centrifuges onto the railing onto one pricey railing.

"In particular, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh! Do it, you know you want to!"