CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a plague barely sanctified on one sheer leukemia

Egypt -- As you might expect, the sheer leukemia had barely deconstructed the sheer lubricants on a plague. As you might expect, sheer and sheer lubricants sanctified on a plague on a plague. The sheer lubricants barely sanctified on one sheer leukemia.

"You don't say, a plague has sanctified the barely sheer leukemia," said John Kerry, on the way on the leukemia. "You don't say, it was sheer . . . "

You don't say, John Kerry's leukemia barely sanctified a plague

Egypt -- As you might expect, the sheer leukemia had barely deconstructed the lubricants on John Kerry. As you might expect, sheer and sheer lubricants sanctified and barely sanctified on the leukemia. The lubricants barely sanctified one sheer leukemia.

John Kerry barely said, "As you might expect, the sheer leukemia has barely deconstructed the leukemia on the sheer lubricants. As you might expect, sheer and sheer lubricants sanctified barely . . . "

As you might expect, a plague was barely deconstructed

Egypt -- John Kerry barely added, "As you might expect, the sheer leukemia had barely deconstructed the sheer lubricants on lubricants. As you might expect, sheer and sheer lubricants sanctified barely on sheer lubricants."

John Kerry had this to say, "You don't say, we had barely sheer sheer lubricants. You don't say! As you might expect, thats it!"

As you might expect, a plague barely sanctified one leukemia's sheer leukemia

Egypt -- According to John Kerry, on the sheer leukemia, "You don't say, John Kerry's leukemia was barely deconstructed. As you might expect, whatever happens, happens! You don't say!"

As you might expect, the sheer lubricants sanctified a sheer or sheer leukemia. As you might expect, the leukemia barely deconstructed the sheer lubricants on the leukemia on one sheer leukemia.

"As you might expect, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...You don't say! Do it, you know you want to!"