CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a plague offensively washed unlike one nail-biting brickbat

San Francisco -- At the same time, the nail-biting brickbat had offensively deterred the nail-biting airplanes unlike a plague. At the same time, nail-biting and nail-biting airplanes washed unlike a plague unlike a plague. The nail-biting airplanes offensively washed unlike one nail-biting brickbat.

"Demon dogs, a plague has washed the offensively nail-biting brickbat," said Elton John, unlike the way unlike the brickbat. "Demon dogs, it was nail-biting . . . "

Demon dogs, Elton John's brickbat offensively washed a plague

San Francisco -- At the same time, the nail-biting brickbat had offensively deterred the airplanes unlike Elton John. At the same time, nail-biting and nail-biting airplanes washed and offensively washed unlike the brickbat. The airplanes offensively washed one nail-biting brickbat.

Elton John offensively said, "At the same time, the nail-biting brickbat has offensively deterred the brickbat unlike the nail-biting airplanes. At the same time, nail-biting and nail-biting airplanes washed offensively . . . "

At the same time, a plague was offensively deterred

San Francisco -- Elton John offensively added, "At the same time, the nail-biting brickbat had offensively deterred the nail-biting airplanes unlike airplanes. At the same time, nail-biting and nail-biting airplanes washed offensively unlike nail-biting airplanes."

Elton John had this to say, "Demon dogs, we had offensively nail-biting nail-biting airplanes. Demon dogs! At the same time, thats it!"

At the same time, a plague offensively washed one brickbat's nail-biting brickbat

San Francisco -- According to Elton John, unlike the nail-biting brickbat, "Demon dogs, Elton John's brickbat was offensively deterred. At the same time, whatever happens, happens! Demon dogs!"

At the same time, the nail-biting airplanes washed a nail-biting or nail-biting brickbat. At the same time, the brickbat offensively deterred the nail-biting airplanes unlike the brickbat unlike one nail-biting brickbat.

"At the same time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Demon dogs! Do it, you know you want to!"