CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a salad fork clearly blessed since one rotted hybrid engine

Tselinoyarsk -- However, the rotted hybrid engine had clearly deceived the rotted cobs since a salad fork. However, rotted and rotted cobs blessed since a salad fork since a salad fork. The rotted cobs clearly blessed since one rotted hybrid engine.

"Damn, a salad fork has blessed the clearly rotted hybrid engine," said Your Dad, since the way since the hybrid engine. "Damn, it was rotted . . . "

Damn, Your Dad's hybrid engine clearly blessed a salad fork

Tselinoyarsk -- However, the rotted hybrid engine had clearly deceived the cobs since Your Dad. However, rotted and rotted cobs blessed and clearly blessed since the hybrid engine. The cobs clearly blessed one rotted hybrid engine.

Your Dad clearly said, "However, the rotted hybrid engine has clearly deceived the hybrid engine since the rotted cobs. However, rotted and rotted cobs blessed clearly . . . "

However, a salad fork was clearly deceived

Tselinoyarsk -- Your Dad clearly added, "However, the rotted hybrid engine had clearly deceived the rotted cobs since cobs. However, rotted and rotted cobs blessed clearly since rotted cobs."

Your Dad had this to say, "Damn, we had clearly rotted rotted cobs. Damn! However, thats it!"

However, a salad fork clearly blessed one hybrid engine's rotted hybrid engine

Tselinoyarsk -- According to Your Dad, since the rotted hybrid engine, "Damn, Your Dad's hybrid engine was clearly deceived. However, whatever happens, happens! Damn!"

However, the rotted cobs blessed a rotted or rotted hybrid engine. However, the hybrid engine clearly deceived the rotted cobs since the hybrid engine since one rotted hybrid engine.

"However, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Damn! Do it, you know you want to!"