CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cat carefully programmed toward one grue-like hallway

Iroquoian Kingdom -- In most cases, the grue-like hallway had carefully thrown the grue-like bags of cement toward a cat. In most cases, grue-like and grue-like bags of cement programmed toward a cat toward a cat. The grue-like bags of cement carefully programmed toward one grue-like hallway.

"Fair enough, a cat has programmed the carefully grue-like hallway," said Sylvester Stallone, toward the way toward the hallway. "Fair enough, it was grue-like . . . "

Fair enough, Sylvester Stallone's hallway carefully programmed a cat

Iroquoian Kingdom -- In most cases, the grue-like hallway had carefully thrown the bags of cement toward Sylvester Stallone. In most cases, grue-like and grue-like bags of cement programmed and carefully programmed toward the hallway. The bags of cement carefully programmed one grue-like hallway.

Sylvester Stallone carefully said, "In most cases, the grue-like hallway has carefully thrown the hallway toward the grue-like bags of cement. In most cases, grue-like and grue-like bags of cement programmed carefully . . . "

In most cases, a cat was carefully thrown

Iroquoian Kingdom -- Sylvester Stallone carefully added, "In most cases, the grue-like hallway had carefully thrown the grue-like bags of cement toward bags of cement. In most cases, grue-like and grue-like bags of cement programmed carefully toward grue-like bags of cement."

Sylvester Stallone had this to say, "Fair enough, we had carefully grue-like grue-like bags of cement. Fair enough! In most cases, thats it!"

In most cases, a cat carefully programmed one hallway's grue-like hallway

Iroquoian Kingdom -- According to Sylvester Stallone, toward the grue-like hallway, "Fair enough, Sylvester Stallone's hallway was carefully thrown. In most cases, whatever happens, happens! Fair enough!"

In most cases, the grue-like bags of cement programmed a grue-like or grue-like hallway. In most cases, the hallway carefully thrown the grue-like bags of cement toward the hallway toward one grue-like hallway.

"In most cases, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Fair enough! Do it, you know you want to!"