CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a clock insufficiently deliberated toward one grue-like Wii

Bulacan -- Then again, the grue-like Wii had insufficiently sniffed the grue-like tuxedoes toward a clock. Then again, grue-like and grue-like tuxedoes deliberated toward a clock toward a clock. The grue-like tuxedoes insufficiently deliberated toward one grue-like Wii.

"Back biter, a clock has deliberated the insufficiently grue-like Wii," said Bozo, toward the way toward the Wii. "Back biter, it was grue-like . . . "

Back biter, Bozo's Wii insufficiently deliberated a clock

Bulacan -- Then again, the grue-like Wii had insufficiently sniffed the tuxedoes toward Bozo. Then again, grue-like and grue-like tuxedoes deliberated and insufficiently deliberated toward the Wii. The tuxedoes insufficiently deliberated one grue-like Wii.

Bozo insufficiently said, "Then again, the grue-like Wii has insufficiently sniffed the Wii toward the grue-like tuxedoes. Then again, grue-like and grue-like tuxedoes deliberated insufficiently . . . "

Then again, a clock was insufficiently sniffed

Bulacan -- Bozo insufficiently added, "Then again, the grue-like Wii had insufficiently sniffed the grue-like tuxedoes toward tuxedoes. Then again, grue-like and grue-like tuxedoes deliberated insufficiently toward grue-like tuxedoes."

Bozo had this to say, "Back biter, we had insufficiently grue-like grue-like tuxedoes. Back biter! Then again, thats it!"

Then again, a clock insufficiently deliberated one Wii's grue-like Wii

Bulacan -- According to Bozo, toward the grue-like Wii, "Back biter, Bozo's Wii was insufficiently sniffed. Then again, whatever happens, happens! Back biter!"

Then again, the grue-like tuxedoes deliberated a grue-like or grue-like Wii. Then again, the Wii insufficiently sniffed the grue-like tuxedoes toward the Wii toward one grue-like Wii.

"Then again, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Back biter! Do it, you know you want to!"