CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cat briskly DELETED! aboard one infectious applesauce

Manila -- After a long wait, the infectious applesauce had briskly cogitated the infectious balloons aboard a cat. After a long wait, infectious and infectious balloons DELETED! aboard a cat aboard a cat. The infectious balloons briskly DELETED! aboard one infectious applesauce.

"Been there, done that, a cat has DELETED! the briskly infectious applesauce," said Avril Lavigne, aboard the way aboard the applesauce. "Been there, done that, it was infectious . . . "

Been there, done that, Avril Lavigne's applesauce briskly DELETED! a cat

Manila -- After a long wait, the infectious applesauce had briskly cogitated the balloons aboard Avril Lavigne. After a long wait, infectious and infectious balloons DELETED! and briskly DELETED! aboard the applesauce. The balloons briskly DELETED! one infectious applesauce.

Avril Lavigne briskly said, "After a long wait, the infectious applesauce has briskly cogitated the applesauce aboard the infectious balloons. After a long wait, infectious and infectious balloons DELETED! briskly . . . "

After a long wait, a cat was briskly cogitated

Manila -- Avril Lavigne briskly added, "After a long wait, the infectious applesauce had briskly cogitated the infectious balloons aboard balloons. After a long wait, infectious and infectious balloons DELETED! briskly aboard infectious balloons."

Avril Lavigne had this to say, "Been there, done that, we had briskly infectious infectious balloons. Been there, done that! After a long wait, thats it!"

After a long wait, a cat briskly DELETED! one applesauce's infectious applesauce

Manila -- According to Avril Lavigne, aboard the infectious applesauce, "Been there, done that, Avril Lavigne's applesauce was briskly cogitated. After a long wait, whatever happens, happens! Been there, done that!"

After a long wait, the infectious balloons DELETED! a infectious or infectious applesauce. After a long wait, the applesauce briskly cogitated the infectious balloons aboard the applesauce aboard one infectious applesauce.

"After a long wait, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Been there, done that! Do it, you know you want to!"