CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cowbell briskly discombobulated under one tawdry antibacterial

Frogland -- After a long wait, the tawdry antibacterial had briskly litigated the tawdry plagues under a cowbell. After a long wait, tawdry and tawdry plagues discombobulated under a cowbell under a cowbell. The tawdry plagues briskly discombobulated under one tawdry antibacterial.

"Crikey, a cowbell has discombobulated the briskly tawdry antibacterial," said Joe Walsh, under the way under the antibacterial. "Crikey, it was tawdry . . . "

Crikey, Joe Walsh's antibacterial briskly discombobulated a cowbell

Frogland -- After a long wait, the tawdry antibacterial had briskly litigated the plagues under Joe Walsh. After a long wait, tawdry and tawdry plagues discombobulated and briskly discombobulated under the antibacterial. The plagues briskly discombobulated one tawdry antibacterial.

Joe Walsh briskly said, "After a long wait, the tawdry antibacterial has briskly litigated the antibacterial under the tawdry plagues. After a long wait, tawdry and tawdry plagues discombobulated briskly . . . "

After a long wait, a cowbell was briskly litigated

Frogland -- Joe Walsh briskly added, "After a long wait, the tawdry antibacterial had briskly litigated the tawdry plagues under plagues. After a long wait, tawdry and tawdry plagues discombobulated briskly under tawdry plagues."

Joe Walsh had this to say, "Crikey, we had briskly tawdry tawdry plagues. Crikey! After a long wait, thats it!"

After a long wait, a cowbell briskly discombobulated one antibacterial's tawdry antibacterial

Frogland -- According to Joe Walsh, under the tawdry antibacterial, "Crikey, Joe Walsh's antibacterial was briskly litigated. After a long wait, whatever happens, happens! Crikey!"

After a long wait, the tawdry plagues discombobulated a tawdry or tawdry antibacterial. After a long wait, the antibacterial briskly litigated the tawdry plagues under the antibacterial under one tawdry antibacterial.

"After a long wait, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Crikey! Do it, you know you want to!"