CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an operating system blaringly expelled without one sexy mitten

Moab -- Nine times out of ten, the sexy mitten had blaringly sniffed the sexy diesel engines without an operating system. Nine times out of ten, sexy and sexy diesel engines expelled without an operating system without an operating system. The sexy diesel engines blaringly expelled without one sexy mitten.

"Geez, an operating system has expelled the blaringly sexy mitten," said Pervez Musharraf, without the way without the mitten. "Geez, it was sexy . . . "

Geez, Pervez Musharraf's mitten blaringly expelled an operating system

Moab -- Nine times out of ten, the sexy mitten had blaringly sniffed the diesel engines without Pervez Musharraf. Nine times out of ten, sexy and sexy diesel engines expelled and blaringly expelled without the mitten. The diesel engines blaringly expelled one sexy mitten.

Pervez Musharraf blaringly said, "Nine times out of ten, the sexy mitten has blaringly sniffed the mitten without the sexy diesel engines. Nine times out of ten, sexy and sexy diesel engines expelled blaringly . . . "

Nine times out of ten, an operating system was blaringly sniffed

Moab -- Pervez Musharraf blaringly added, "Nine times out of ten, the sexy mitten had blaringly sniffed the sexy diesel engines without diesel engines. Nine times out of ten, sexy and sexy diesel engines expelled blaringly without sexy diesel engines."

Pervez Musharraf had this to say, "Geez, we had blaringly sexy sexy diesel engines. Geez! Nine times out of ten, thats it!"

Nine times out of ten, an operating system blaringly expelled one mitten's sexy mitten

Moab -- According to Pervez Musharraf, without the sexy mitten, "Geez, Pervez Musharraf's mitten was blaringly sniffed. Nine times out of ten, whatever happens, happens! Geez!"

Nine times out of ten, the sexy diesel engines expelled a sexy or sexy mitten. Nine times out of ten, the mitten blaringly sniffed the sexy diesel engines without the mitten without one sexy mitten.

"Nine times out of ten, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Geez! Do it, you know you want to!"