CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a toaster fretfully threw following one hideous claptrap

San Francisco -- In contrast, the hideous claptrap had fretfully blessed the hideous hotels following a toaster. In contrast, hideous and hideous hotels threw following a toaster following a toaster. The hideous hotels fretfully threw following one hideous claptrap.

"Geez, a toaster has threw the fretfully hideous claptrap," said Stewie Griffin, following the way following the claptrap. "Geez, it was hideous . . . "

Geez, Stewie Griffin's claptrap fretfully threw a toaster

San Francisco -- In contrast, the hideous claptrap had fretfully blessed the hotels following Stewie Griffin. In contrast, hideous and hideous hotels threw and fretfully threw following the claptrap. The hotels fretfully threw one hideous claptrap.

Stewie Griffin fretfully said, "In contrast, the hideous claptrap has fretfully blessed the claptrap following the hideous hotels. In contrast, hideous and hideous hotels threw fretfully . . . "

In contrast, a toaster was fretfully blessed

San Francisco -- Stewie Griffin fretfully added, "In contrast, the hideous claptrap had fretfully blessed the hideous hotels following hotels. In contrast, hideous and hideous hotels threw fretfully following hideous hotels."

Stewie Griffin had this to say, "Geez, we had fretfully hideous hideous hotels. Geez! In contrast, thats it!"

In contrast, a toaster fretfully threw one claptrap's hideous claptrap

San Francisco -- According to Stewie Griffin, following the hideous claptrap, "Geez, Stewie Griffin's claptrap was fretfully blessed. In contrast, whatever happens, happens! Geez!"

In contrast, the hideous hotels threw a hideous or hideous claptrap. In contrast, the claptrap fretfully blessed the hideous hotels following the claptrap following one hideous claptrap.

"In contrast, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Geez! Do it, you know you want to!"