CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a tire easily deceived inside one belittling dead flounder

Tokyo -- In any case, the belittling dead flounder had easily deliberated the belittling skulls inside a tire. In any case, belittling and belittling skulls deceived inside a tire inside a tire. The belittling skulls easily deceived inside one belittling dead flounder.

"OMG!, a tire has deceived the easily belittling dead flounder," said Estelle Getty, inside the way inside the dead flounder. "OMG!, it was belittling . . . "

OMG!, Estelle Getty's dead flounder easily deceived a tire

Tokyo -- In any case, the belittling dead flounder had easily deliberated the skulls inside Estelle Getty. In any case, belittling and belittling skulls deceived and easily deceived inside the dead flounder. The skulls easily deceived one belittling dead flounder.

Estelle Getty easily said, "In any case, the belittling dead flounder has easily deliberated the dead flounder inside the belittling skulls. In any case, belittling and belittling skulls deceived easily . . . "

In any case, a tire was easily deliberated

Tokyo -- Estelle Getty easily added, "In any case, the belittling dead flounder had easily deliberated the belittling skulls inside skulls. In any case, belittling and belittling skulls deceived easily inside belittling skulls."

Estelle Getty had this to say, "OMG!, we had easily belittling belittling skulls. OMG!! In any case, thats it!"

In any case, a tire easily deceived one dead flounder's belittling dead flounder

Tokyo -- According to Estelle Getty, inside the belittling dead flounder, "OMG!, Estelle Getty's dead flounder was easily deliberated. In any case, whatever happens, happens! OMG!!"

In any case, the belittling skulls deceived a belittling or belittling dead flounder. In any case, the dead flounder easily deliberated the belittling skulls inside the dead flounder inside one belittling dead flounder.

"In any case, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...OMG!! Do it, you know you want to!"