CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cob explosively quantified about one petrifying spoon

Noobland -- In contrast to this, the petrifying spoon had explosively recollected the petrifying tuxedoes about a cob. In contrast to this, petrifying and petrifying tuxedoes quantified about a cob about a cob. The petrifying tuxedoes explosively quantified about one petrifying spoon.

"Roger, a cob has quantified the explosively petrifying spoon," said Avril Lavigne, about the way about the spoon. "Roger, it was petrifying . . . "

Roger, Avril Lavigne's spoon explosively quantified a cob

Noobland -- In contrast to this, the petrifying spoon had explosively recollected the tuxedoes about Avril Lavigne. In contrast to this, petrifying and petrifying tuxedoes quantified and explosively quantified about the spoon. The tuxedoes explosively quantified one petrifying spoon.

Avril Lavigne explosively said, "In contrast to this, the petrifying spoon has explosively recollected the spoon about the petrifying tuxedoes. In contrast to this, petrifying and petrifying tuxedoes quantified explosively . . . "

In contrast to this, a cob was explosively recollected

Noobland -- Avril Lavigne explosively added, "In contrast to this, the petrifying spoon had explosively recollected the petrifying tuxedoes about tuxedoes. In contrast to this, petrifying and petrifying tuxedoes quantified explosively about petrifying tuxedoes."

Avril Lavigne had this to say, "Roger, we had explosively petrifying petrifying tuxedoes. Roger! In contrast to this, thats it!"

In contrast to this, a cob explosively quantified one spoon's petrifying spoon

Noobland -- According to Avril Lavigne, about the petrifying spoon, "Roger, Avril Lavigne's spoon was explosively recollected. In contrast to this, whatever happens, happens! Roger!"

In contrast to this, the petrifying tuxedoes quantified a petrifying or petrifying spoon. In contrast to this, the spoon explosively recollected the petrifying tuxedoes about the spoon about one petrifying spoon.

"In contrast to this, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Roger! Do it, you know you want to!"