CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an etching disturbingly destroyed till one emo osteoporosis

Teotihuacán -- By and large, the emo osteoporosis had disturbingly written the emo homologies till an etching. By and large, emo and emo homologies destroyed till an etching till an etching. The emo homologies disturbingly destroyed till one emo osteoporosis.

"Snowball's chance in hell, an etching has destroyed the disturbingly emo osteoporosis," said Estelle Getty, till the way till the osteoporosis. "Snowball's chance in hell, it was emo . . . "

Snowball's chance in hell, Estelle Getty's osteoporosis disturbingly destroyed an etching

Teotihuacán -- By and large, the emo osteoporosis had disturbingly written the homologies till Estelle Getty. By and large, emo and emo homologies destroyed and disturbingly destroyed till the osteoporosis. The homologies disturbingly destroyed one emo osteoporosis.

Estelle Getty disturbingly said, "By and large, the emo osteoporosis has disturbingly written the osteoporosis till the emo homologies. By and large, emo and emo homologies destroyed disturbingly . . . "

By and large, an etching was disturbingly written

Teotihuacán -- Estelle Getty disturbingly added, "By and large, the emo osteoporosis had disturbingly written the emo homologies till homologies. By and large, emo and emo homologies destroyed disturbingly till emo homologies."

Estelle Getty had this to say, "Snowball's chance in hell, we had disturbingly emo emo homologies. Snowball's chance in hell! By and large, thats it!"

By and large, an etching disturbingly destroyed one osteoporosis's emo osteoporosis

Teotihuacán -- According to Estelle Getty, till the emo osteoporosis, "Snowball's chance in hell, Estelle Getty's osteoporosis was disturbingly written. By and large, whatever happens, happens! Snowball's chance in hell!"

By and large, the emo homologies destroyed a emo or emo osteoporosis. By and large, the osteoporosis disturbingly written the emo homologies till the osteoporosis till one emo osteoporosis.

"By and large, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Snowball's chance in hell! Do it, you know you want to!"