CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a balloon impolitely recollected throughout one rigid road

Andes Mountains -- On the whole, the rigid road had impolitely felt the rigid jellybeans throughout a balloon. On the whole, rigid and rigid jellybeans recollected throughout a balloon throughout a balloon. The rigid jellybeans impolitely recollected throughout one rigid road.

"Well then, a balloon has recollected the impolitely rigid road," said Brian Peppers, throughout the way throughout the road. "Well then, it was rigid . . . "

Well then, Brian Peppers's road impolitely recollected a balloon

Andes Mountains -- On the whole, the rigid road had impolitely felt the jellybeans throughout Brian Peppers. On the whole, rigid and rigid jellybeans recollected and impolitely recollected throughout the road. The jellybeans impolitely recollected one rigid road.

Brian Peppers impolitely said, "On the whole, the rigid road has impolitely felt the road throughout the rigid jellybeans. On the whole, rigid and rigid jellybeans recollected impolitely . . . "

On the whole, a balloon was impolitely felt

Andes Mountains -- Brian Peppers impolitely added, "On the whole, the rigid road had impolitely felt the rigid jellybeans throughout jellybeans. On the whole, rigid and rigid jellybeans recollected impolitely throughout rigid jellybeans."

Brian Peppers had this to say, "Well then, we had impolitely rigid rigid jellybeans. Well then! On the whole, thats it!"

On the whole, a balloon impolitely recollected one road's rigid road

Andes Mountains -- According to Brian Peppers, throughout the rigid road, "Well then, Brian Peppers's road was impolitely felt. On the whole, whatever happens, happens! Well then!"

On the whole, the rigid jellybeans recollected a rigid or rigid road. On the whole, the road impolitely felt the rigid jellybeans throughout the road throughout one rigid road.

"On the whole, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Well then! Do it, you know you want to!"