CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mammary gland 100% broke towards one retarded riverbank

Philistia -- Everything considered, the retarded riverbank had 100% dried the retarded ovens towards a mammary gland. Everything considered, retarded and retarded ovens broke towards a mammary gland towards a mammary gland. The retarded ovens 100% broke towards one retarded riverbank.

"Or something, a mammary gland has broke the 100% retarded riverbank," said Sephiroth, towards the way towards the riverbank. "Or something, it was retarded . . . "

Or something, Sephiroth's riverbank 100% broke a mammary gland

Philistia -- Everything considered, the retarded riverbank had 100% dried the ovens towards Sephiroth. Everything considered, retarded and retarded ovens broke and 100% broke towards the riverbank. The ovens 100% broke one retarded riverbank.

Sephiroth 100% said, "Everything considered, the retarded riverbank has 100% dried the riverbank towards the retarded ovens. Everything considered, retarded and retarded ovens broke 100% . . . "

Everything considered, a mammary gland was 100% dried

Philistia -- Sephiroth 100% added, "Everything considered, the retarded riverbank had 100% dried the retarded ovens towards ovens. Everything considered, retarded and retarded ovens broke 100% towards retarded ovens."

Sephiroth had this to say, "Or something, we had 100% retarded retarded ovens. Or something! Everything considered, thats it!"

Everything considered, a mammary gland 100% broke one riverbank's retarded riverbank

Philistia -- According to Sephiroth, towards the retarded riverbank, "Or something, Sephiroth's riverbank was 100% dried. Everything considered, whatever happens, happens! Or something!"

Everything considered, the retarded ovens broke a retarded or retarded riverbank. Everything considered, the riverbank 100% dried the retarded ovens towards the riverbank towards one retarded riverbank.

"Everything considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Or something! Do it, you know you want to!"