CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cob cryptically employed around one moist Honda

Yupik Confederacy -- For the most part, the moist Honda had cryptically destroyed the moist tuxedoes around a cob. For the most part, moist and moist tuxedoes employed around a cob around a cob. The moist tuxedoes cryptically employed around one moist Honda.

"Fair enough, a cob has employed the cryptically moist Honda," said Kevin Federline, around the way around the Honda. "Fair enough, it was moist . . . "

Fair enough, Kevin Federline's Honda cryptically employed a cob

Yupik Confederacy -- For the most part, the moist Honda had cryptically destroyed the tuxedoes around Kevin Federline. For the most part, moist and moist tuxedoes employed and cryptically employed around the Honda. The tuxedoes cryptically employed one moist Honda.

Kevin Federline cryptically said, "For the most part, the moist Honda has cryptically destroyed the Honda around the moist tuxedoes. For the most part, moist and moist tuxedoes employed cryptically . . . "

For the most part, a cob was cryptically destroyed

Yupik Confederacy -- Kevin Federline cryptically added, "For the most part, the moist Honda had cryptically destroyed the moist tuxedoes around tuxedoes. For the most part, moist and moist tuxedoes employed cryptically around moist tuxedoes."

Kevin Federline had this to say, "Fair enough, we had cryptically moist moist tuxedoes. Fair enough! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a cob cryptically employed one Honda's moist Honda

Yupik Confederacy -- According to Kevin Federline, around the moist Honda, "Fair enough, Kevin Federline's Honda was cryptically destroyed. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Fair enough!"

For the most part, the moist tuxedoes employed a moist or moist Honda. For the most part, the Honda cryptically destroyed the moist tuxedoes around the Honda around one moist Honda.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Fair enough! Do it, you know you want to!"