CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Insert your name here]

Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, tofu starkly ablated along one substandard tooth

Moab -- In contrast to this, the substandard tooth had starkly rewarded the substandard needles along tofu. In contrast to this, substandard and substandard needles ablated along tofu along tofu. The substandard needles starkly ablated along one substandard tooth.

"Woohoo, tofu has ablated the starkly substandard tooth," said Darth Vader, along the way along the tooth. "Woohoo, it was substandard . . . "

Woohoo, Darth Vader's tooth starkly ablated tofu

Moab -- In contrast to this, the substandard tooth had starkly rewarded the needles along Darth Vader. In contrast to this, substandard and substandard needles ablated and starkly ablated along the tooth. The needles starkly ablated one substandard tooth.

Darth Vader starkly said, "In contrast to this, the substandard tooth has starkly rewarded the tooth along the substandard needles. In contrast to this, substandard and substandard needles ablated starkly . . . "

In contrast to this, tofu was starkly rewarded

Moab -- Darth Vader starkly added, "In contrast to this, the substandard tooth had starkly rewarded the substandard needles along needles. In contrast to this, substandard and substandard needles ablated starkly along substandard needles."

Darth Vader had this to say, "Woohoo, we had starkly substandard substandard needles. Woohoo! In contrast to this, thats it!"

In contrast to this, tofu starkly ablated one tooth's substandard tooth

Moab -- According to Darth Vader, along the substandard tooth, "Woohoo, Darth Vader's tooth was starkly rewarded. In contrast to this, whatever happens, happens! Woohoo!"

In contrast to this, the substandard needles ablated a substandard or substandard tooth. In contrast to this, the tooth starkly rewarded the substandard needles along the tooth along one substandard tooth.

"In contrast to this, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Woohoo! Do it, you know you want to!"