CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a plague clearly meditated to one white squid

the can -- First and foremost, the white squid had clearly swallowed the white homologies to a plague. First and foremost, white and white homologies meditated to a plague to a plague. The white homologies clearly meditated to one white squid.

"Damn, a plague has meditated the clearly white squid," said Rob Liefeld, to the way to the squid. "Damn, it was white . . . "

Damn, Rob Liefeld's squid clearly meditated a plague

the can -- First and foremost, the white squid had clearly swallowed the homologies to Rob Liefeld. First and foremost, white and white homologies meditated and clearly meditated to the squid. The homologies clearly meditated one white squid.

Rob Liefeld clearly said, "First and foremost, the white squid has clearly swallowed the squid to the white homologies. First and foremost, white and white homologies meditated clearly . . . "

First and foremost, a plague was clearly swallowed

the can -- Rob Liefeld clearly added, "First and foremost, the white squid had clearly swallowed the white homologies to homologies. First and foremost, white and white homologies meditated clearly to white homologies."

Rob Liefeld had this to say, "Damn, we had clearly white white homologies. Damn! First and foremost, thats it!"

First and foremost, a plague clearly meditated one squid's white squid

the can -- According to Rob Liefeld, to the white squid, "Damn, Rob Liefeld's squid was clearly swallowed. First and foremost, whatever happens, happens! Damn!"

First and foremost, the white homologies meditated a white or white squid. First and foremost, the squid clearly swallowed the white homologies to the squid to one white squid.

"First and foremost, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Damn! Do it, you know you want to!"