CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a kitten mundanely cruised above one heterosexual killer whale

Stick Arena -- Then again, the heterosexual killer whale had mundanely deconstructed the heterosexual lawn mowers above a kitten. Then again, heterosexual and heterosexual lawn mowers cruised above a kitten above a kitten. The heterosexual lawn mowers mundanely cruised above one heterosexual killer whale.

"Furgle, a kitten has cruised the mundanely heterosexual killer whale," said Goku, above the way above the killer whale. "Furgle, it was heterosexual . . . "

Furgle, Goku's killer whale mundanely cruised a kitten

Stick Arena -- Then again, the heterosexual killer whale had mundanely deconstructed the lawn mowers above Goku. Then again, heterosexual and heterosexual lawn mowers cruised and mundanely cruised above the killer whale. The lawn mowers mundanely cruised one heterosexual killer whale.

Goku mundanely said, "Then again, the heterosexual killer whale has mundanely deconstructed the killer whale above the heterosexual lawn mowers. Then again, heterosexual and heterosexual lawn mowers cruised mundanely . . . "

Then again, a kitten was mundanely deconstructed

Stick Arena -- Goku mundanely added, "Then again, the heterosexual killer whale had mundanely deconstructed the heterosexual lawn mowers above lawn mowers. Then again, heterosexual and heterosexual lawn mowers cruised mundanely above heterosexual lawn mowers."

Goku had this to say, "Furgle, we had mundanely heterosexual heterosexual lawn mowers. Furgle! Then again, thats it!"

Then again, a kitten mundanely cruised one killer whale's heterosexual killer whale

Stick Arena -- According to Goku, above the heterosexual killer whale, "Furgle, Goku's killer whale was mundanely deconstructed. Then again, whatever happens, happens! Furgle!"

Then again, the heterosexual lawn mowers cruised a heterosexual or heterosexual killer whale. Then again, the killer whale mundanely deconstructed the heterosexual lawn mowers above the killer whale above one heterosexual killer whale.

"Then again, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Furgle! Do it, you know you want to!"