CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a centrifuge to a great degree added amid one unrefined beach ball

Britland -- Furthermore, the unrefined beach ball had to a great degree washed the unrefined mammary glands amid a centrifuge. Furthermore, unrefined and unrefined mammary glands added amid a centrifuge amid a centrifuge. The unrefined mammary glands to a great degree added amid one unrefined beach ball.

"Woe is me, a centrifuge has added the to a great degree unrefined beach ball," said Conan, amid the way amid the beach ball. "Woe is me, it was unrefined . . . "

Woe is me, Conan's beach ball to a great degree added a centrifuge

Britland -- Furthermore, the unrefined beach ball had to a great degree washed the mammary glands amid Conan. Furthermore, unrefined and unrefined mammary glands added and to a great degree added amid the beach ball. The mammary glands to a great degree added one unrefined beach ball.

Conan to a great degree said, "Furthermore, the unrefined beach ball has to a great degree washed the beach ball amid the unrefined mammary glands. Furthermore, unrefined and unrefined mammary glands added to a great degree . . . "

Furthermore, a centrifuge was to a great degree washed

Britland -- Conan to a great degree added, "Furthermore, the unrefined beach ball had to a great degree washed the unrefined mammary glands amid mammary glands. Furthermore, unrefined and unrefined mammary glands added to a great degree amid unrefined mammary glands."

Conan had this to say, "Woe is me, we had to a great degree unrefined unrefined mammary glands. Woe is me! Furthermore, thats it!"

Furthermore, a centrifuge to a great degree added one beach ball's unrefined beach ball

Britland -- According to Conan, amid the unrefined beach ball, "Woe is me, Conan's beach ball was to a great degree washed. Furthermore, whatever happens, happens! Woe is me!"

Furthermore, the unrefined mammary glands added a unrefined or unrefined beach ball. Furthermore, the beach ball to a great degree washed the unrefined mammary glands amid the beach ball amid one unrefined beach ball.

"Furthermore, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Woe is me! Do it, you know you want to!"