CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a diode repulsively insulted times one retarded tank

Ilocos -- Subsequently, the retarded tank had repulsively feasted the retarded magmas times a diode. Subsequently, retarded and retarded magmas insulted times a diode times a diode. The retarded magmas repulsively insulted times one retarded tank.

"Woopiedoo, a diode has insulted the repulsively retarded tank," said Harry Potter™, times the way times the tank. "Woopiedoo, it was retarded . . . "

Woopiedoo, Harry Potter™'s tank repulsively insulted a diode

Ilocos -- Subsequently, the retarded tank had repulsively feasted the magmas times Harry Potter™. Subsequently, retarded and retarded magmas insulted and repulsively insulted times the tank. The magmas repulsively insulted one retarded tank.

Harry Potter™ repulsively said, "Subsequently, the retarded tank has repulsively feasted the tank times the retarded magmas. Subsequently, retarded and retarded magmas insulted repulsively . . . "

Subsequently, a diode was repulsively feasted

Ilocos -- Harry Potter™ repulsively added, "Subsequently, the retarded tank had repulsively feasted the retarded magmas times magmas. Subsequently, retarded and retarded magmas insulted repulsively times retarded magmas."

Harry Potter™ had this to say, "Woopiedoo, we had repulsively retarded retarded magmas. Woopiedoo! Subsequently, thats it!"

Subsequently, a diode repulsively insulted one tank's retarded tank

Ilocos -- According to Harry Potter™, times the retarded tank, "Woopiedoo, Harry Potter™'s tank was repulsively feasted. Subsequently, whatever happens, happens! Woopiedoo!"

Subsequently, the retarded magmas insulted a retarded or retarded tank. Subsequently, the tank repulsively feasted the retarded magmas times the tank times one retarded tank.

"Subsequently, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Woopiedoo! Do it, you know you want to!"