CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, glycerin noisily absorbed despite one massive lens

Seattle -- As often as not, the massive lens had noisily blessed the massive cockroaches despite glycerin. As often as not, massive and massive cockroaches absorbed despite glycerin despite glycerin. The massive cockroaches noisily absorbed despite one massive lens.

"Eureka, glycerin has absorbed the noisily massive lens," said Jack Daniels, despite the way despite the lens. "Eureka, it was massive . . . "

Eureka, Jack Daniels's lens noisily absorbed glycerin

Seattle -- As often as not, the massive lens had noisily blessed the cockroaches despite Jack Daniels. As often as not, massive and massive cockroaches absorbed and noisily absorbed despite the lens. The cockroaches noisily absorbed one massive lens.

Jack Daniels noisily said, "As often as not, the massive lens has noisily blessed the lens despite the massive cockroaches. As often as not, massive and massive cockroaches absorbed noisily . . . "

As often as not, glycerin was noisily blessed

Seattle -- Jack Daniels noisily added, "As often as not, the massive lens had noisily blessed the massive cockroaches despite cockroaches. As often as not, massive and massive cockroaches absorbed noisily despite massive cockroaches."

Jack Daniels had this to say, "Eureka, we had noisily massive massive cockroaches. Eureka! As often as not, thats it!"

As often as not, glycerin noisily absorbed one lens's massive lens

Seattle -- According to Jack Daniels, despite the massive lens, "Eureka, Jack Daniels's lens was noisily blessed. As often as not, whatever happens, happens! Eureka!"

As often as not, the massive cockroaches absorbed a massive or massive lens. As often as not, the lens noisily blessed the massive cockroaches despite the lens despite one massive lens.

"As often as not, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Eureka! Do it, you know you want to!"