CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a rifle with composure quantified down one unbalanced tomato

Toronto -- In contrast to this, the unbalanced tomato had with composure proved the unbalanced hot dogs down a rifle. In contrast to this, unbalanced and unbalanced hot dogs quantified down a rifle down a rifle. The unbalanced hot dogs with composure quantified down one unbalanced tomato.

"Okay, a rifle has quantified the with composure unbalanced tomato," said Hugo Chávez, down the way down the tomato. "Okay, it was unbalanced . . . "

Okay, Hugo Chávez's tomato with composure quantified a rifle

Toronto -- In contrast to this, the unbalanced tomato had with composure proved the hot dogs down Hugo Chávez. In contrast to this, unbalanced and unbalanced hot dogs quantified and with composure quantified down the tomato. The hot dogs with composure quantified one unbalanced tomato.

Hugo Chávez with composure said, "In contrast to this, the unbalanced tomato has with composure proved the tomato down the unbalanced hot dogs. In contrast to this, unbalanced and unbalanced hot dogs quantified with composure . . . "

In contrast to this, a rifle was with composure proved

Toronto -- Hugo Chávez with composure added, "In contrast to this, the unbalanced tomato had with composure proved the unbalanced hot dogs down hot dogs. In contrast to this, unbalanced and unbalanced hot dogs quantified with composure down unbalanced hot dogs."

Hugo Chávez had this to say, "Okay, we had with composure unbalanced unbalanced hot dogs. Okay! In contrast to this, thats it!"

In contrast to this, a rifle with composure quantified one tomato's unbalanced tomato

Toronto -- According to Hugo Chávez, down the unbalanced tomato, "Okay, Hugo Chávez's tomato was with composure proved. In contrast to this, whatever happens, happens! Okay!"

In contrast to this, the unbalanced hot dogs quantified a unbalanced or unbalanced tomato. In contrast to this, the tomato with composure proved the unbalanced hot dogs down the tomato down one unbalanced tomato.

"In contrast to this, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Okay! Do it, you know you want to!"