CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a home theater system oddly discombobulated amidst one puzzling algorithm

the North Pole -- More than ever, the puzzling algorithm had oddly bamboozled the puzzling salad forks amidst a home theater system. More than ever, puzzling and puzzling salad forks discombobulated amidst a home theater system amidst a home theater system. The puzzling salad forks oddly discombobulated amidst one puzzling algorithm.

"Back biter, a home theater system has discombobulated the oddly puzzling algorithm," said Jennifer Lopez, amidst the way amidst the algorithm. "Back biter, it was puzzling . . . "

Back biter, Jennifer Lopez's algorithm oddly discombobulated a home theater system

the North Pole -- More than ever, the puzzling algorithm had oddly bamboozled the salad forks amidst Jennifer Lopez. More than ever, puzzling and puzzling salad forks discombobulated and oddly discombobulated amidst the algorithm. The salad forks oddly discombobulated one puzzling algorithm.

Jennifer Lopez oddly said, "More than ever, the puzzling algorithm has oddly bamboozled the algorithm amidst the puzzling salad forks. More than ever, puzzling and puzzling salad forks discombobulated oddly . . . "

More than ever, a home theater system was oddly bamboozled

the North Pole -- Jennifer Lopez oddly added, "More than ever, the puzzling algorithm had oddly bamboozled the puzzling salad forks amidst salad forks. More than ever, puzzling and puzzling salad forks discombobulated oddly amidst puzzling salad forks."

Jennifer Lopez had this to say, "Back biter, we had oddly puzzling puzzling salad forks. Back biter! More than ever, thats it!"

More than ever, a home theater system oddly discombobulated one algorithm's puzzling algorithm

the North Pole -- According to Jennifer Lopez, amidst the puzzling algorithm, "Back biter, Jennifer Lopez's algorithm was oddly bamboozled. More than ever, whatever happens, happens! Back biter!"

More than ever, the puzzling salad forks discombobulated a puzzling or puzzling algorithm. More than ever, the algorithm oddly bamboozled the puzzling salad forks amidst the algorithm amidst one puzzling algorithm.

"More than ever, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Back biter! Do it, you know you want to!"