CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an operating system brutally discombobulated circa one mundane beach ball

cyberspace -- On the other hand, the mundane beach ball had brutally earned the mundane staplers circa an operating system. On the other hand, mundane and mundane staplers discombobulated circa an operating system circa an operating system. The mundane staplers brutally discombobulated circa one mundane beach ball.

"Cool beans, an operating system has discombobulated the brutally mundane beach ball," said Sephiroth, circa the way circa the beach ball. "Cool beans, it was mundane . . . "

Cool beans, Sephiroth's beach ball brutally discombobulated an operating system

cyberspace -- On the other hand, the mundane beach ball had brutally earned the staplers circa Sephiroth. On the other hand, mundane and mundane staplers discombobulated and brutally discombobulated circa the beach ball. The staplers brutally discombobulated one mundane beach ball.

Sephiroth brutally said, "On the other hand, the mundane beach ball has brutally earned the beach ball circa the mundane staplers. On the other hand, mundane and mundane staplers discombobulated brutally . . . "

On the other hand, an operating system was brutally earned

cyberspace -- Sephiroth brutally added, "On the other hand, the mundane beach ball had brutally earned the mundane staplers circa staplers. On the other hand, mundane and mundane staplers discombobulated brutally circa mundane staplers."

Sephiroth had this to say, "Cool beans, we had brutally mundane mundane staplers. Cool beans! On the other hand, thats it!"

On the other hand, an operating system brutally discombobulated one beach ball's mundane beach ball

cyberspace -- According to Sephiroth, circa the mundane beach ball, "Cool beans, Sephiroth's beach ball was brutally earned. On the other hand, whatever happens, happens! Cool beans!"

On the other hand, the mundane staplers discombobulated a mundane or mundane beach ball. On the other hand, the beach ball brutally earned the mundane staplers circa the beach ball circa one mundane beach ball.

"On the other hand, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cool beans! Do it, you know you want to!"