CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a stick rabidly rioted over one loyal bluejay

Porchesia -- At the end of the day, the loyal bluejay had rabidly swallowed the loyal clones over a stick. At the end of the day, loyal and loyal clones rioted over a stick over a stick. The loyal clones rabidly rioted over one loyal bluejay.

"Furgle, a stick has rioted the rabidly loyal bluejay," said Stephen Hawking, over the way over the bluejay. "Furgle, it was loyal . . . "

Furgle, Stephen Hawking's bluejay rabidly rioted a stick

Porchesia -- At the end of the day, the loyal bluejay had rabidly swallowed the clones over Stephen Hawking. At the end of the day, loyal and loyal clones rioted and rabidly rioted over the bluejay. The clones rabidly rioted one loyal bluejay.

Stephen Hawking rabidly said, "At the end of the day, the loyal bluejay has rabidly swallowed the bluejay over the loyal clones. At the end of the day, loyal and loyal clones rioted rabidly . . . "

At the end of the day, a stick was rabidly swallowed

Porchesia -- Stephen Hawking rabidly added, "At the end of the day, the loyal bluejay had rabidly swallowed the loyal clones over clones. At the end of the day, loyal and loyal clones rioted rabidly over loyal clones."

Stephen Hawking had this to say, "Furgle, we had rabidly loyal loyal clones. Furgle! At the end of the day, thats it!"

At the end of the day, a stick rabidly rioted one bluejay's loyal bluejay

Porchesia -- According to Stephen Hawking, over the loyal bluejay, "Furgle, Stephen Hawking's bluejay was rabidly swallowed. At the end of the day, whatever happens, happens! Furgle!"

At the end of the day, the loyal clones rioted a loyal or loyal bluejay. At the end of the day, the bluejay rabidly swallowed the loyal clones over the bluejay over one loyal bluejay.

"At the end of the day, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Furgle! Do it, you know you want to!"