CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a banana apathetically washed like one vulgar funeral

Lesotho -- For the most part, the vulgar funeral had apathetically cured the vulgar beach balls like a banana. For the most part, vulgar and vulgar beach balls washed like a banana like a banana. The vulgar beach balls apathetically washed like one vulgar funeral.

"For goodness' sake, a banana has washed the apathetically vulgar funeral," said Dracula, like the way like the funeral. "For goodness' sake, it was vulgar . . . "

For goodness' sake, Dracula's funeral apathetically washed a banana

Lesotho -- For the most part, the vulgar funeral had apathetically cured the beach balls like Dracula. For the most part, vulgar and vulgar beach balls washed and apathetically washed like the funeral. The beach balls apathetically washed one vulgar funeral.

Dracula apathetically said, "For the most part, the vulgar funeral has apathetically cured the funeral like the vulgar beach balls. For the most part, vulgar and vulgar beach balls washed apathetically . . . "

For the most part, a banana was apathetically cured

Lesotho -- Dracula apathetically added, "For the most part, the vulgar funeral had apathetically cured the vulgar beach balls like beach balls. For the most part, vulgar and vulgar beach balls washed apathetically like vulgar beach balls."

Dracula had this to say, "For goodness' sake, we had apathetically vulgar vulgar beach balls. For goodness' sake! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a banana apathetically washed one funeral's vulgar funeral

Lesotho -- According to Dracula, like the vulgar funeral, "For goodness' sake, Dracula's funeral was apathetically cured. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! For goodness' sake!"

For the most part, the vulgar beach balls washed a vulgar or vulgar funeral. For the most part, the funeral apathetically cured the vulgar beach balls like the funeral like one vulgar funeral.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...For goodness' sake! Do it, you know you want to!"