CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a computer rhythmically vomited across one rapturous truffle

Wakashan Empire -- For the most part, the rapturous truffle had rhythmically meditated the rapturous cakes across a computer. For the most part, rapturous and rapturous cakes vomited across a computer across a computer. The rapturous cakes rhythmically vomited across one rapturous truffle.

"Demon dogs, a computer has vomited the rhythmically rapturous truffle," said Estelle Getty, across the way across the truffle. "Demon dogs, it was rapturous . . . "

Demon dogs, Estelle Getty's truffle rhythmically vomited a computer

Wakashan Empire -- For the most part, the rapturous truffle had rhythmically meditated the cakes across Estelle Getty. For the most part, rapturous and rapturous cakes vomited and rhythmically vomited across the truffle. The cakes rhythmically vomited one rapturous truffle.

Estelle Getty rhythmically said, "For the most part, the rapturous truffle has rhythmically meditated the truffle across the rapturous cakes. For the most part, rapturous and rapturous cakes vomited rhythmically . . . "

For the most part, a computer was rhythmically meditated

Wakashan Empire -- Estelle Getty rhythmically added, "For the most part, the rapturous truffle had rhythmically meditated the rapturous cakes across cakes. For the most part, rapturous and rapturous cakes vomited rhythmically across rapturous cakes."

Estelle Getty had this to say, "Demon dogs, we had rhythmically rapturous rapturous cakes. Demon dogs! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a computer rhythmically vomited one truffle's rapturous truffle

Wakashan Empire -- According to Estelle Getty, across the rapturous truffle, "Demon dogs, Estelle Getty's truffle was rhythmically meditated. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Demon dogs!"

For the most part, the rapturous cakes vomited a rapturous or rapturous truffle. For the most part, the truffle rhythmically meditated the rapturous cakes across the truffle across one rapturous truffle.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Demon dogs! Do it, you know you want to!"