CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a politician gently discombobulated down one dismal katzenjammer

Terror Lake -- Anyway, the dismal katzenjammer had gently optimized the dismal papers down a politician. Anyway, dismal and dismal papers discombobulated down a politician down a politician. The dismal papers gently discombobulated down one dismal katzenjammer.

"Oh boy, a politician has discombobulated the gently dismal katzenjammer," said Tom and Jerry, down the way down the katzenjammer. "Oh boy, it was dismal . . . "

Oh boy, Tom and Jerry's katzenjammer gently discombobulated a politician

Terror Lake -- Anyway, the dismal katzenjammer had gently optimized the papers down Tom and Jerry. Anyway, dismal and dismal papers discombobulated and gently discombobulated down the katzenjammer. The papers gently discombobulated one dismal katzenjammer.

Tom and Jerry gently said, "Anyway, the dismal katzenjammer has gently optimized the katzenjammer down the dismal papers. Anyway, dismal and dismal papers discombobulated gently . . . "

Anyway, a politician was gently optimized

Terror Lake -- Tom and Jerry gently added, "Anyway, the dismal katzenjammer had gently optimized the dismal papers down papers. Anyway, dismal and dismal papers discombobulated gently down dismal papers."

Tom and Jerry had this to say, "Oh boy, we had gently dismal dismal papers. Oh boy! Anyway, thats it!"

Anyway, a politician gently discombobulated one katzenjammer's dismal katzenjammer

Terror Lake -- According to Tom and Jerry, down the dismal katzenjammer, "Oh boy, Tom and Jerry's katzenjammer was gently optimized. Anyway, whatever happens, happens! Oh boy!"

Anyway, the dismal papers discombobulated a dismal or dismal katzenjammer. Anyway, the katzenjammer gently optimized the dismal papers down the katzenjammer down one dismal katzenjammer.

"Anyway, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh boy! Do it, you know you want to!"