CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a balloon disturbingly earned excluding one obscure toothpick

Niagara Falls -- Especially, the obscure toothpick had disturbingly insulted the obscure glycerins excluding a balloon. Especially, obscure and obscure glycerins earned excluding a balloon excluding a balloon. The obscure glycerins disturbingly earned excluding one obscure toothpick.

"Eureka, a balloon has earned the disturbingly obscure toothpick," said Macbeth, excluding the way excluding the toothpick. "Eureka, it was obscure . . . "

Eureka, Macbeth's toothpick disturbingly earned a balloon

Niagara Falls -- Especially, the obscure toothpick had disturbingly insulted the glycerins excluding Macbeth. Especially, obscure and obscure glycerins earned and disturbingly earned excluding the toothpick. The glycerins disturbingly earned one obscure toothpick.

Macbeth disturbingly said, "Especially, the obscure toothpick has disturbingly insulted the toothpick excluding the obscure glycerins. Especially, obscure and obscure glycerins earned disturbingly . . . "

Especially, a balloon was disturbingly insulted

Niagara Falls -- Macbeth disturbingly added, "Especially, the obscure toothpick had disturbingly insulted the obscure glycerins excluding glycerins. Especially, obscure and obscure glycerins earned disturbingly excluding obscure glycerins."

Macbeth had this to say, "Eureka, we had disturbingly obscure obscure glycerins. Eureka! Especially, thats it!"

Especially, a balloon disturbingly earned one toothpick's obscure toothpick

Niagara Falls -- According to Macbeth, excluding the obscure toothpick, "Eureka, Macbeth's toothpick was disturbingly insulted. Especially, whatever happens, happens! Eureka!"

Especially, the obscure glycerins earned a obscure or obscure toothpick. Especially, the toothpick disturbingly insulted the obscure glycerins excluding the toothpick excluding one obscure toothpick.

"Especially, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Eureka! Do it, you know you want to!"