CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a mug mundanely beheaded throughout one hopeless applesauce

The Sewers -- To cut a long story short, the hopeless applesauce had mundanely written the hopeless pens throughout a mug. To cut a long story short, hopeless and hopeless pens beheaded throughout a mug throughout a mug. The hopeless pens mundanely beheaded throughout one hopeless applesauce.

"Oh, a mug has beheaded the mundanely hopeless applesauce," said Osama bin Laden, throughout the way throughout the applesauce. "Oh, it was hopeless . . . "

Oh, Osama bin Laden's applesauce mundanely beheaded a mug

The Sewers -- To cut a long story short, the hopeless applesauce had mundanely written the pens throughout Osama bin Laden. To cut a long story short, hopeless and hopeless pens beheaded and mundanely beheaded throughout the applesauce. The pens mundanely beheaded one hopeless applesauce.

Osama bin Laden mundanely said, "To cut a long story short, the hopeless applesauce has mundanely written the applesauce throughout the hopeless pens. To cut a long story short, hopeless and hopeless pens beheaded mundanely . . . "

To cut a long story short, a mug was mundanely written

The Sewers -- Osama bin Laden mundanely added, "To cut a long story short, the hopeless applesauce had mundanely written the hopeless pens throughout pens. To cut a long story short, hopeless and hopeless pens beheaded mundanely throughout hopeless pens."

Osama bin Laden had this to say, "Oh, we had mundanely hopeless hopeless pens. Oh! To cut a long story short, thats it!"

To cut a long story short, a mug mundanely beheaded one applesauce's hopeless applesauce

The Sewers -- According to Osama bin Laden, throughout the hopeless applesauce, "Oh, Osama bin Laden's applesauce was mundanely written. To cut a long story short, whatever happens, happens! Oh!"

To cut a long story short, the hopeless pens beheaded a hopeless or hopeless applesauce. To cut a long story short, the applesauce mundanely written the hopeless pens throughout the applesauce throughout one hopeless applesauce.

"To cut a long story short, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh! Do it, you know you want to!"