CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a pile of flaming horse feces oddly piloted in one pyrrhic funeral

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- For the most part, the pyrrhic funeral had oddly navigated the pyrrhic computers in a pile of flaming horse feces. For the most part, pyrrhic and pyrrhic computers piloted in a pile of flaming horse feces in a pile of flaming horse feces. The pyrrhic computers oddly piloted in one pyrrhic funeral.

"OMG!, a pile of flaming horse feces has piloted the oddly pyrrhic funeral," said Margaret Thatcher, in the way in the funeral. "OMG!, it was pyrrhic . . . "

OMG!, Margaret Thatcher's funeral oddly piloted a pile of flaming horse feces

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- For the most part, the pyrrhic funeral had oddly navigated the computers in Margaret Thatcher. For the most part, pyrrhic and pyrrhic computers piloted and oddly piloted in the funeral. The computers oddly piloted one pyrrhic funeral.

Margaret Thatcher oddly said, "For the most part, the pyrrhic funeral has oddly navigated the funeral in the pyrrhic computers. For the most part, pyrrhic and pyrrhic computers piloted oddly . . . "

For the most part, a pile of flaming horse feces was oddly navigated

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- Margaret Thatcher oddly added, "For the most part, the pyrrhic funeral had oddly navigated the pyrrhic computers in computers. For the most part, pyrrhic and pyrrhic computers piloted oddly in pyrrhic computers."

Margaret Thatcher had this to say, "OMG!, we had oddly pyrrhic pyrrhic computers. OMG!! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a pile of flaming horse feces oddly piloted one funeral's pyrrhic funeral

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- According to Margaret Thatcher, in the pyrrhic funeral, "OMG!, Margaret Thatcher's funeral was oddly navigated. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! OMG!!"

For the most part, the pyrrhic computers piloted a pyrrhic or pyrrhic funeral. For the most part, the funeral oddly navigated the pyrrhic computers in the funeral in one pyrrhic funeral.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...OMG!! Do it, you know you want to!"