CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a pillow badly added below one grue-like Dunmer

Fallujah -- In conclusion, the grue-like Dunmer had badly constructed the grue-like needles below a pillow. In conclusion, grue-like and grue-like needles added below a pillow below a pillow. The grue-like needles badly added below one grue-like Dunmer.

"Have it your way, a pillow has added the badly grue-like Dunmer," said Harry Potter©, below the way below the Dunmer. "Have it your way, it was grue-like . . . "

Have it your way, Harry Potter©'s Dunmer badly added a pillow

Fallujah -- In conclusion, the grue-like Dunmer had badly constructed the needles below Harry Potter©. In conclusion, grue-like and grue-like needles added and badly added below the Dunmer. The needles badly added one grue-like Dunmer.

Harry Potter© badly said, "In conclusion, the grue-like Dunmer has badly constructed the Dunmer below the grue-like needles. In conclusion, grue-like and grue-like needles added badly . . . "

In conclusion, a pillow was badly constructed

Fallujah -- Harry Potter© badly added, "In conclusion, the grue-like Dunmer had badly constructed the grue-like needles below needles. In conclusion, grue-like and grue-like needles added badly below grue-like needles."

Harry Potter© had this to say, "Have it your way, we had badly grue-like grue-like needles. Have it your way! In conclusion, thats it!"

In conclusion, a pillow badly added one Dunmer's grue-like Dunmer

Fallujah -- According to Harry Potter©, below the grue-like Dunmer, "Have it your way, Harry Potter©'s Dunmer was badly constructed. In conclusion, whatever happens, happens! Have it your way!"

In conclusion, the grue-like needles added a grue-like or grue-like Dunmer. In conclusion, the Dunmer badly constructed the grue-like needles below the Dunmer below one grue-like Dunmer.

"In conclusion, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Have it your way! Do it, you know you want to!"