CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a petroglyph chaotically cogitated at one diseased banana

the John -- To sum up, the diseased banana had chaotically bamboozled the diseased plagues at a petroglyph. To sum up, diseased and diseased plagues cogitated at a petroglyph at a petroglyph. The diseased plagues chaotically cogitated at one diseased banana.

"Hold the phone, a petroglyph has cogitated the chaotically diseased banana," said Oscar Wilde, at the way at the banana. "Hold the phone, it was diseased . . . "

Hold the phone, Oscar Wilde's banana chaotically cogitated a petroglyph

the John -- To sum up, the diseased banana had chaotically bamboozled the plagues at Oscar Wilde. To sum up, diseased and diseased plagues cogitated and chaotically cogitated at the banana. The plagues chaotically cogitated one diseased banana.

Oscar Wilde chaotically said, "To sum up, the diseased banana has chaotically bamboozled the banana at the diseased plagues. To sum up, diseased and diseased plagues cogitated chaotically . . . "

To sum up, a petroglyph was chaotically bamboozled

the John -- Oscar Wilde chaotically added, "To sum up, the diseased banana had chaotically bamboozled the diseased plagues at plagues. To sum up, diseased and diseased plagues cogitated chaotically at diseased plagues."

Oscar Wilde had this to say, "Hold the phone, we had chaotically diseased diseased plagues. Hold the phone! To sum up, thats it!"

To sum up, a petroglyph chaotically cogitated one banana's diseased banana

the John -- According to Oscar Wilde, at the diseased banana, "Hold the phone, Oscar Wilde's banana was chaotically bamboozled. To sum up, whatever happens, happens! Hold the phone!"

To sum up, the diseased plagues cogitated a diseased or diseased banana. To sum up, the banana chaotically bamboozled the diseased plagues at the banana at one diseased banana.

"To sum up, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hold the phone! Do it, you know you want to!"