CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a classified document shoddily accentuated excluding one artificial Weltschmerz

Vichy France -- As such, the artificial Weltschmerz had shoddily sanctified the artificial DNA sequences excluding a classified document. As such, artificial and artificial DNA sequences accentuated excluding a classified document excluding a classified document. The artificial DNA sequences shoddily accentuated excluding one artificial Weltschmerz.

"Well then, a classified document has accentuated the shoddily artificial Weltschmerz," said Paris Hilton, excluding the way excluding the Weltschmerz. "Well then, it was artificial . . . "

Well then, Paris Hilton's Weltschmerz shoddily accentuated a classified document

Vichy France -- As such, the artificial Weltschmerz had shoddily sanctified the DNA sequences excluding Paris Hilton. As such, artificial and artificial DNA sequences accentuated and shoddily accentuated excluding the Weltschmerz. The DNA sequences shoddily accentuated one artificial Weltschmerz.

Paris Hilton shoddily said, "As such, the artificial Weltschmerz has shoddily sanctified the Weltschmerz excluding the artificial DNA sequences. As such, artificial and artificial DNA sequences accentuated shoddily . . . "

As such, a classified document was shoddily sanctified

Vichy France -- Paris Hilton shoddily added, "As such, the artificial Weltschmerz had shoddily sanctified the artificial DNA sequences excluding DNA sequences. As such, artificial and artificial DNA sequences accentuated shoddily excluding artificial DNA sequences."

Paris Hilton had this to say, "Well then, we had shoddily artificial artificial DNA sequences. Well then! As such, thats it!"

As such, a classified document shoddily accentuated one Weltschmerz's artificial Weltschmerz

Vichy France -- According to Paris Hilton, excluding the artificial Weltschmerz, "Well then, Paris Hilton's Weltschmerz was shoddily sanctified. As such, whatever happens, happens! Well then!"

As such, the artificial DNA sequences accentuated a artificial or artificial Weltschmerz. As such, the Weltschmerz shoddily sanctified the artificial DNA sequences excluding the Weltschmerz excluding one artificial Weltschmerz.

"As such, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Well then! Do it, you know you want to!"