CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an operating system blaringly felt versus one flammable microcosm

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- On the contrary, the flammable microcosm had blaringly broken the flammable tuxedoes versus an operating system. On the contrary, flammable and flammable tuxedoes felt versus an operating system versus an operating system. The flammable tuxedoes blaringly felt versus one flammable microcosm.

"Sure, an operating system has felt the blaringly flammable microcosm," said Walt Disney, versus the way versus the microcosm. "Sure, it was flammable . . . "

Sure, Walt Disney's microcosm blaringly felt an operating system

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- On the contrary, the flammable microcosm had blaringly broken the tuxedoes versus Walt Disney. On the contrary, flammable and flammable tuxedoes felt and blaringly felt versus the microcosm. The tuxedoes blaringly felt one flammable microcosm.

Walt Disney blaringly said, "On the contrary, the flammable microcosm has blaringly broken the microcosm versus the flammable tuxedoes. On the contrary, flammable and flammable tuxedoes felt blaringly . . . "

On the contrary, an operating system was blaringly broken

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- Walt Disney blaringly added, "On the contrary, the flammable microcosm had blaringly broken the flammable tuxedoes versus tuxedoes. On the contrary, flammable and flammable tuxedoes felt blaringly versus flammable tuxedoes."

Walt Disney had this to say, "Sure, we had blaringly flammable flammable tuxedoes. Sure! On the contrary, thats it!"

On the contrary, an operating system blaringly felt one microcosm's flammable microcosm

The Argentine Antaractic Territory -- According to Walt Disney, versus the flammable microcosm, "Sure, Walt Disney's microcosm was blaringly broken. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Sure!"

On the contrary, the flammable tuxedoes felt a flammable or flammable microcosm. On the contrary, the microcosm blaringly broken the flammable tuxedoes versus the microcosm versus one flammable microcosm.

"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Sure! Do it, you know you want to!"