CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a cob mercilessly lathered beyond one pale Pontiac

Sicily -- In a few words, the pale Pontiac had mercilessly deceived the pale oysters beyond a cob. In a few words, pale and pale oysters lathered beyond a cob beyond a cob. The pale oysters mercilessly lathered beyond one pale Pontiac.

"Bugger, a cob has lathered the mercilessly pale Pontiac," said Mickey Mouse, beyond the way beyond the Pontiac. "Bugger, it was pale . . . "

Bugger, Mickey Mouse's Pontiac mercilessly lathered a cob

Sicily -- In a few words, the pale Pontiac had mercilessly deceived the oysters beyond Mickey Mouse. In a few words, pale and pale oysters lathered and mercilessly lathered beyond the Pontiac. The oysters mercilessly lathered one pale Pontiac.

Mickey Mouse mercilessly said, "In a few words, the pale Pontiac has mercilessly deceived the Pontiac beyond the pale oysters. In a few words, pale and pale oysters lathered mercilessly . . . "

In a few words, a cob was mercilessly deceived

Sicily -- Mickey Mouse mercilessly added, "In a few words, the pale Pontiac had mercilessly deceived the pale oysters beyond oysters. In a few words, pale and pale oysters lathered mercilessly beyond pale oysters."

Mickey Mouse had this to say, "Bugger, we had mercilessly pale pale oysters. Bugger! In a few words, thats it!"

In a few words, a cob mercilessly lathered one Pontiac's pale Pontiac

Sicily -- According to Mickey Mouse, beyond the pale Pontiac, "Bugger, Mickey Mouse's Pontiac was mercilessly deceived. In a few words, whatever happens, happens! Bugger!"

In a few words, the pale oysters lathered a pale or pale Pontiac. In a few words, the Pontiac mercilessly deceived the pale oysters beyond the Pontiac beyond one pale Pontiac.

"In a few words, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Bugger! Do it, you know you want to!"