CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a petroglyph hardly threw after one sumptuous age

Nebraska -- For the most part, the sumptuous age had hardly meditated the sumptuous boats after a petroglyph. For the most part, sumptuous and sumptuous boats threw after a petroglyph after a petroglyph. The sumptuous boats hardly threw after one sumptuous age.

"Hands off, a petroglyph has threw the hardly sumptuous age," said Fidel Castro, after the way after the age. "Hands off, it was sumptuous . . . "

Hands off, Fidel Castro's age hardly threw a petroglyph

Nebraska -- For the most part, the sumptuous age had hardly meditated the boats after Fidel Castro. For the most part, sumptuous and sumptuous boats threw and hardly threw after the age. The boats hardly threw one sumptuous age.

Fidel Castro hardly said, "For the most part, the sumptuous age has hardly meditated the age after the sumptuous boats. For the most part, sumptuous and sumptuous boats threw hardly . . . "

For the most part, a petroglyph was hardly meditated

Nebraska -- Fidel Castro hardly added, "For the most part, the sumptuous age had hardly meditated the sumptuous boats after boats. For the most part, sumptuous and sumptuous boats threw hardly after sumptuous boats."

Fidel Castro had this to say, "Hands off, we had hardly sumptuous sumptuous boats. Hands off! For the most part, thats it!"

For the most part, a petroglyph hardly threw one age's sumptuous age

Nebraska -- According to Fidel Castro, after the sumptuous age, "Hands off, Fidel Castro's age was hardly meditated. For the most part, whatever happens, happens! Hands off!"

For the most part, the sumptuous boats threw a sumptuous or sumptuous age. For the most part, the age hardly meditated the sumptuous boats after the age after one sumptuous age.

"For the most part, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hands off! Do it, you know you want to!"