CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a muskrat acceptably cruised near one flaccid daydream

Chicago -- More than ever, the flaccid daydream had acceptably deterred the flaccid pillows near a muskrat. More than ever, flaccid and flaccid pillows cruised near a muskrat near a muskrat. The flaccid pillows acceptably cruised near one flaccid daydream.

"Barnacles, a muskrat has cruised the acceptably flaccid daydream," said Chairman Mao, near the way near the daydream. "Barnacles, it was flaccid . . . "

Barnacles, Chairman Mao's daydream acceptably cruised a muskrat

Chicago -- More than ever, the flaccid daydream had acceptably deterred the pillows near Chairman Mao. More than ever, flaccid and flaccid pillows cruised and acceptably cruised near the daydream. The pillows acceptably cruised one flaccid daydream.

Chairman Mao acceptably said, "More than ever, the flaccid daydream has acceptably deterred the daydream near the flaccid pillows. More than ever, flaccid and flaccid pillows cruised acceptably . . . "

More than ever, a muskrat was acceptably deterred

Chicago -- Chairman Mao acceptably added, "More than ever, the flaccid daydream had acceptably deterred the flaccid pillows near pillows. More than ever, flaccid and flaccid pillows cruised acceptably near flaccid pillows."

Chairman Mao had this to say, "Barnacles, we had acceptably flaccid flaccid pillows. Barnacles! More than ever, thats it!"

More than ever, a muskrat acceptably cruised one daydream's flaccid daydream

Chicago -- According to Chairman Mao, near the flaccid daydream, "Barnacles, Chairman Mao's daydream was acceptably deterred. More than ever, whatever happens, happens! Barnacles!"

More than ever, the flaccid pillows cruised a flaccid or flaccid daydream. More than ever, the daydream acceptably deterred the flaccid pillows near the daydream near one flaccid daydream.

"More than ever, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Barnacles! Do it, you know you want to!"