CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a petroglyph occasionally ablated astride one ugly jelly

The Land of Milk and Honey -- Above all, the ugly jelly had occasionally ablated the ugly classified documents astride a petroglyph. Above all, ugly and ugly classified documents ablated astride a petroglyph astride a petroglyph. The ugly classified documents occasionally ablated astride one ugly jelly.

"Kick butt, a petroglyph has ablated the occasionally ugly jelly," said Albert Camus, astride the way astride the jelly. "Kick butt, it was ugly . . . "

Kick butt, Albert Camus's jelly occasionally ablated a petroglyph

The Land of Milk and Honey -- Above all, the ugly jelly had occasionally ablated the classified documents astride Albert Camus. Above all, ugly and ugly classified documents ablated and occasionally ablated astride the jelly. The classified documents occasionally ablated one ugly jelly.

Albert Camus occasionally said, "Above all, the ugly jelly has occasionally ablated the jelly astride the ugly classified documents. Above all, ugly and ugly classified documents ablated occasionally . . . "

Above all, a petroglyph was occasionally ablated

The Land of Milk and Honey -- Albert Camus occasionally added, "Above all, the ugly jelly had occasionally ablated the ugly classified documents astride classified documents. Above all, ugly and ugly classified documents ablated occasionally astride ugly classified documents."

Albert Camus had this to say, "Kick butt, we had occasionally ugly ugly classified documents. Kick butt! Above all, thats it!"

Above all, a petroglyph occasionally ablated one jelly's ugly jelly

The Land of Milk and Honey -- According to Albert Camus, astride the ugly jelly, "Kick butt, Albert Camus's jelly was occasionally ablated. Above all, whatever happens, happens! Kick butt!"

Above all, the ugly classified documents ablated a ugly or ugly jelly. Above all, the jelly occasionally ablated the ugly classified documents astride the jelly astride one ugly jelly.

"Above all, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Kick butt! Do it, you know you want to!"