CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an anvil quickly sanctified athwart one megalomaniacal PINGA

cyberspace -- At the same time, the megalomaniacal PINGA had quickly optimized the megalomaniacal bathtubs athwart an anvil. At the same time, megalomaniacal and megalomaniacal bathtubs sanctified athwart an anvil athwart an anvil. The megalomaniacal bathtubs quickly sanctified athwart one megalomaniacal PINGA.

"Cheers, an anvil has sanctified the quickly megalomaniacal PINGA," said Peter Griffin, athwart the way athwart the PINGA. "Cheers, it was megalomaniacal . . . "

Cheers, Peter Griffin's PINGA quickly sanctified an anvil

cyberspace -- At the same time, the megalomaniacal PINGA had quickly optimized the bathtubs athwart Peter Griffin. At the same time, megalomaniacal and megalomaniacal bathtubs sanctified and quickly sanctified athwart the PINGA. The bathtubs quickly sanctified one megalomaniacal PINGA.

Peter Griffin quickly said, "At the same time, the megalomaniacal PINGA has quickly optimized the PINGA athwart the megalomaniacal bathtubs. At the same time, megalomaniacal and megalomaniacal bathtubs sanctified quickly . . . "

At the same time, an anvil was quickly optimized

cyberspace -- Peter Griffin quickly added, "At the same time, the megalomaniacal PINGA had quickly optimized the megalomaniacal bathtubs athwart bathtubs. At the same time, megalomaniacal and megalomaniacal bathtubs sanctified quickly athwart megalomaniacal bathtubs."

Peter Griffin had this to say, "Cheers, we had quickly megalomaniacal megalomaniacal bathtubs. Cheers! At the same time, thats it!"

At the same time, an anvil quickly sanctified one PINGA's megalomaniacal PINGA

cyberspace -- According to Peter Griffin, athwart the megalomaniacal PINGA, "Cheers, Peter Griffin's PINGA was quickly optimized. At the same time, whatever happens, happens! Cheers!"

At the same time, the megalomaniacal bathtubs sanctified a megalomaniacal or megalomaniacal PINGA. At the same time, the PINGA quickly optimized the megalomaniacal bathtubs athwart the PINGA athwart one megalomaniacal PINGA.

"At the same time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cheers! Do it, you know you want to!"