CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a blow-up doll briskly lathered across one clammy etch-a-sketch

HFIL -- At the end of the day, the clammy etch-a-sketch had briskly recollected the clammy anvils across a blow-up doll. At the end of the day, clammy and clammy anvils lathered across a blow-up doll across a blow-up doll. The clammy anvils briskly lathered across one clammy etch-a-sketch.

"Bugger, a blow-up doll has lathered the briskly clammy etch-a-sketch," said Your Dad, across the way across the etch-a-sketch. "Bugger, it was clammy . . . "

Bugger, Your Dad's etch-a-sketch briskly lathered a blow-up doll

HFIL -- At the end of the day, the clammy etch-a-sketch had briskly recollected the anvils across Your Dad. At the end of the day, clammy and clammy anvils lathered and briskly lathered across the etch-a-sketch. The anvils briskly lathered one clammy etch-a-sketch.

Your Dad briskly said, "At the end of the day, the clammy etch-a-sketch has briskly recollected the etch-a-sketch across the clammy anvils. At the end of the day, clammy and clammy anvils lathered briskly . . . "

At the end of the day, a blow-up doll was briskly recollected

HFIL -- Your Dad briskly added, "At the end of the day, the clammy etch-a-sketch had briskly recollected the clammy anvils across anvils. At the end of the day, clammy and clammy anvils lathered briskly across clammy anvils."

Your Dad had this to say, "Bugger, we had briskly clammy clammy anvils. Bugger! At the end of the day, thats it!"

At the end of the day, a blow-up doll briskly lathered one etch-a-sketch's clammy etch-a-sketch

HFIL -- According to Your Dad, across the clammy etch-a-sketch, "Bugger, Your Dad's etch-a-sketch was briskly recollected. At the end of the day, whatever happens, happens! Bugger!"

At the end of the day, the clammy anvils lathered a clammy or clammy etch-a-sketch. At the end of the day, the etch-a-sketch briskly recollected the clammy anvils across the etch-a-sketch across one clammy etch-a-sketch.

"At the end of the day, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Bugger! Do it, you know you want to!"